Good kitter caught me a mouse

good kitter caught me a mouse

i have mouse now, what do?

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what do with it?

Enact Sup Forums Space Program Initiative.

the cat catches mice for you because it thinks youre too weak to do it yourself and it needs to feed your sorry ass you beta fag

>what do
catch your own fucking mouse

thank your cat

im thinking this is a productive way to spend my morning

the cat thinks its better than op

all cats think that user

cats are rasis

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look at that smug fucking face

youre his bitch now

are you saying you accepted the mouse

that wasnt a good idea

now you need to counter with a live chicken in the least

hims a good boy

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>go out to the bar later that night
>roofie some bitch
>bring her back hogtied
>throw her at the cat and leave
>wait 5 minutes for that freaking cat neckbiting foreplay
>kick in door
>punt cat into wall
>have sex with unconcious chick on cats corpse
>laugh at his ass as he wastes one life and ressurects come morning time
>laugh at his ass when he tried to lick himself clean

cum on mouse
cat eats mouse
go

Put knife through mouse head
Give to cat like lollipop

eat mouse

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mouse in pooper

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THIS.

To infinity and beyond!

This major mouse to ground control, its a space time

you autistic fucking cunt its not giving it to u its showing u it wants attention for its good work not u to take its fucking kill you retarded cunt

That's a good ol keet keet

Winrar

OP here, things just got a little crazy

> mouse in gatorade bottle
> not paying attention
> balcony open
> one of my three cats knocks over gatorade bottle
> mouse make mad dash for balcony
> ozzie (first cat) catches mouse again, puts it down
> mouse literally is like FUCK THIS and suicide jumps off balcony onto the concrete below, I am on the 3rd floor
> holyfuckingshit.jpeg
>mouse survives the base jump and squeezes into crack of building.... he might be back if hes still alive

Damn you.... you fucked it up! YOU FUCKED IT UP!!!

>now it will never happen

Sleep Tight Mouser.

i must say it was an epic escape with all odds stacked against ala The Fugitive starring Harrison Ford

Mice can't die from falls or even get injured. They're light enough with enough wind resistance that their terminal velocity isn't high enough to do damage. Cats are the same assuming they can control the take off and enough time to land properly.

tie helium balloons to mouse.
let go.
post process

i understand that concept, but it has its limits I am sure. Depends on height and the surface you land on

throw your cat off your balcony to go resume the chase

no it doesn't depend on height you retarded fuck, go look up terminal velocity

>why is this even a question?

MICROWAVE NAO

it takes time to reach terminal velocity, so height of the drop combined with wind and weight are all factors, faggit

If you dropped a mouse from a plane, it would die.

reenact Stuart Little by putting him in a remote controlled boat.

yeah then you can drive the boat by the pond shore and make all the lady mice wet with desire for boatmouse

let that mouse live the highlife

+8 microwave

yeah, but where does the mouse come in to all of this?

Thats just it though. Assuming it didn't freeze it hits terminal velocity in about half a second due to size. Plane, empire state building, the 3rd floor of a building. All survivable for a mouse because terminal velocity is low enough and they're light enough that if it lands feet down it won't even scratch it.
Cats take 7 but the longer the fall the better since that gives them time to spread out and prepare for decent landing.

>le edgy

>le memey

cats are definitely less than seven seconds

youtube.com/watch?v=rMaZ4WAmc1c


this crazy ass cats straight supermans that shit and lives and runs off. perfect form and way less than 7 seconds

Nonono. Not 7 seconds to set up a safe fall but 7 seconds to terminal velocity. He's going slower than he could be so theres even less a chance for injury.

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if you havent reached terminal velocity you are slower than terminal velocity. how the fuck is that a problem? and wind is pretty much an insignificant factor unless you have a fucking tornado going on.