So my dealer pulls up to my front door and after I pay him he says "there's a lot of police running around...

so my dealer pulls up to my front door and after I pay him he says "there's a lot of police running around, could you hold this for me" pic related. I dunno how much is there
69 DECIDES WHAT DO

Hide it

bump

Eat the baggie.

no shit it's hidden already

Stick it up your butt

slowest cops of all time to wait for you to have thread response.

Anyway don't take it, you'll find another dealer

or hide it in a hole of the fireplace conduit

give me bruh

burn it! and post the fire

Keep it safe and don't get killed.

Hide it in you're mom's ass, they'll never find it

cum in it and give it back

match the amount on PayPal and I'll do it

Play a round of monopoly.

not sure how long til they come to collect it

He stole that shit from another dealer and you're going to get plugged m8.

How many hotels can you buy with that monopoly money anyways?

Looks like it's hooker and cocain night!!

He's going to call the cops and say you have the money. Get rid of it fast op

nice quads
could do that

Quads of truth

Given the money to me

so anyone know how much a hooker is in London?

Don't take any for yourself, I'm pretty sure he knows exactly how much it is.
You could end up dead if he's THAT type of dealer.

OK new game ive counted it guess how much is there and I'll send it to you

he made sure I saw him counting is as he pulled up don't worry

roughly 4000£

call police and make them come to your place for some minor reason. take a pic of the cops outside of your house. send it to the dealer. tell him they took the money.

Gamble it.

spend it all on lays potato chips and when he comes to collect say thats what he gets for lays-ing it all on you.

rolling for this

Be a pal and hide it. If you dont, he will probably kill you

Of they catch him hope he dont on you or set you up go hide that shit out side you house

Move house to the other side of the country and invest it in shares.

reroll for the ££
calm down you criminal

this

Just wait for him to come back, don't do anything dumb.

He's gonna say you took some anyway. You'll owe him and become his buttslave

Oh shit.

oh shit

Holy shit cuz do that thats a mad idea

He'll come back and say you stole some from him. Then make your life a living hell. Well done OP

Take 10% and say that's your fee for dumping his cash on you.

he's here to pick it up no joke

cheeky cunt gives me this "for my trouble" come on there was thousands of pounds in that bag

Dumbass, you should have kept it.

Should have shoved up ass m8

Your a whore. Should have told him to piss off when he handed you the fiver.

Now he looks at you like a bitch to be bought and sold.

oh shit.

What the fuck only 5..

U should have just called the police then..

You dun good op. Maintained the trust of your dealer. Take care of dealer. Cause dealer take care of you

Especially with how hard he had to wait. Sitting around and doingdrugs. Selfish asshole.

If he dumps 50 grand on you next time, make sure you keep the money you dumb cunt.

wisdom

kept us waiting for the weed for hours today as well. taking the absolute piss

He should at least given you some good drugs of your choice instead of money.

don't worry pal I'll be buying plane tickets first

seconded, thats the thing with british money its really heavy and thick so feels like loads wheras the same in euros is like the thickness of a coaster

is he a paki by any chance ?

Eat it dont smoke it jusst eat it all of it

that's what my gf said, eh what you gonna do

he's black

just to clarify that's money not drugs- make sure you know the difference cos it can cause problems otherwise

What's the exchange rate for monopoly money?

same fucking shit, loser drug dealers are a dime a dozen. im guessing you are like 17 and young and impressionable. 5 k is fuck all in the drug dealing game , and justice to that is the fact that broke nigger didnt even give you the value of a street priced ten bag.

Oh shit

kek

OP is fagget, should have said no I want a decent cut for saving your ass or free drugs

OP is the black man's bitch.

I'm 21 yeah well it was the easiest £5 I've ever earnt so whatever whatevs

He saw this thread.

no time stamp????

Dont be a pussy and dont touch it have some respect bro

well hopefully free drugs will be more forthcoming once he's screwing me

it's not like the police searched his car, he was just paranoid there was too much presence

this is a brilliant idea

Damn british money looks like shit

This is a good way to get your ass killed.

he's picked it up already I can send you a shot of those bedsheets with a timestamp if you want

And nothing of value was lost that day.

>Monopoly money

Buy Park Place and Boardwalk, obviously.

>have drugs
>call cops
lol its a great idea

relax dude, just hold onto it. He will take care of you, stop asking the autistic faggots