I'll pick the best reply, but I have to say what dubs decide

I'll pick the best reply, but I have to say what dubs decide.

have fun

shameless self bump cuz i can feel the gold.

would you let me lick your butthole?

OP here,

that's too straight forward. we have to work her

would you let me butthole your lick?

ask if you can lick a body part of your choice

ask if you can get her pregnant so you can give her a cesarean

im into tentacles

'let me shit on your tits'

that's what i'm talking about.

let's go for that

shit on my dick pls

Can I like your butthole?

You don't even need to wipe.

roll

Roll

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and where doing a story an computer predators. Now Tell me why you wanted to penetrate the butt hole of this 13 year old boy

+1

OP here , god damn it.

Roll for this

ask if you can fuck her ears

Wanna grab a candle and take my virginiy?

Ask her if she would let you put mayo in her bologna sandwich

Reroll

Most groups people FOUGHT for are now being actively oppressed!

Ask her if you can pray and spray for her butthole

roll

netflix and pooping back and forth forever?

OP here

rolling this

Last reroll

Roll

reroll

REop Here

kek

what the fuck

Why do I get the feeling she's on some other thread like

pls respond

Op here
Come on Sup Forums give me your best

...

roll

tell her that shes had a cesarean from a doctor but not from a (insert random job here), whole different thing

Oh I want it alright... Hairy man butt that is.

Do you want to have a threesome with me and a nigger?

winner

can you shit in my mouth, stick a carrot in the shit and light it on fire

Winner winner chicken dinner. Quad dubs shits on this thread.

send her this

OP here
god damn it. thanks bro

No no, mine first.

send this and say ''i wish i was her tbh''

delivering

Stop lying you fucking whore, you are a fucking pedophile who loves 12 year olds asses.
You love to penentrating them with 12 inch monster dildos.
This pleases you mentally and physically.
You have a problem and i'm here to help you. Please, have a seat over here.

roll

you have send her a screenshot of the chat.

Kek.
And quit wasting our dubs. That's twice now.

I typed to slow.
Also rerolling for this

reroll

delivering again.

Do you play Pokémon? And by that I mean fuck male ass.

please show me your butthole, i bet its delicious

ask if you can pump cement into her snatch and make her try push it out when its half set

Says the alien freak smh let's forget about this shit and send me tits

Charge your phone.
Quit wasting dubs.
I find it problematic I have to ask you that twice.

Also if dubs, marine copy pasta her.

>she's calling you weird

Maxkek

i would drag my balls through 100 miles of broken glass and iron with tetanus and fuck a cactus just to hear you fart through an walkie talkie

No, I'm actually letting random fags on Sup Forums decide what to say to you smh

Rolling

This

OP here.
this is too good i have to go for that.

ask if she reckons she can fit a fist or 3

if dubs send this and a sec after say ''please respond''

I would walk through three miles of broken glass in my bare feet to kiss the ass of the dog that pissed on the tires of the truck that took your panties to the dry cleaner.

"Thousands of years of lifetime experience"
Bitch this can't be the first time you've seen weird shit fake ass alien bitch

My name is Anil, Destroyer of Uranus. I found your planet from Voyager 2 telemetry, I will be coming for all Feminists once I have destroyed Uranus.

ding ding ding we have a winner

roll

WinRAR

Oh fack this

yup yup op you have to say it now

Dude stop trolling your own shit is not even funny

Winrar has finished extracting dubs

delivering

fucking captchas

Wanna go shoot up a school together?

shit. trips means moot wanted this to happen. it was destined

delivering again

ok small talk done, lets fuck in a public toilet cubical now

roll

I want to ravage your anus while I eat the brains of dead infants.

what about i fuck you and your friend in the ass some time?

i know you are but what am i?

have you ever done anal?

Be sensible, OP. Ask her to tell you how anicent alien goddesses have sex and how it's different from human beings. And no matter what she replies, you follow up by asking if the human body doesn't pose any limitations.

Roll with her craziness, dammit.

Think of all the animals you've ever heard about
like rhinoceroses and tigers, cats and mink
There are lots of funny animals in all this world
But have you ever seen a panther that is pink?

Think!
A panther that is positively pink!

ask if you can sniff her puss b4 smashing it

roll for that

>offby2.tiff

please this op. most creative answer

I want to play with your butthole until you call me jack

Why haven't we fucked yet?

WINRARWINRAR

420