Life changing advice thread

Life changing advice thread

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Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing.

Get a hooker

I'm not gay but $5 is $5

Avoid niggers

what the?

Do the Dew!

fall in love with a beautiful girl

Dont fear death. Being dead feels just like sleeping without dreaming, or like you felt before you were born.

Death is a piece of fucking cake.

You don't love her, you just want to fuck her. Your brain is making excuses for your erection.

The only times I felt free, the spaces between the things getting me where I thought I had to be.

I genuely like thius thread.
>Nobody likes you until they prove it

Thoughts?

Spend less than you earn and invest the difference.

Kill yourself. Itll be rewarding

That's pretty good for the most part.

where I find the energy to improve my life ?

Yourself.

Eating?

How?

Advice that keeps me going

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No matter what, follow through with what you set out to do.

Don't listen to logic and reason and facts and things.

Too bad they dont love me back cause im a gigantic fucking failure

Even though this is somewhat of an obvious thing. I never really thought of it that way. Thanks user. Might not kill myself just yet.

This is actually quite sound advice

If a girl asks you to make an important decision go jerk off. Then think about what she asked.

Try not to let the plans, get in the way of the journey.

(This show had alot of good life advice)

1. Don't support racists like Drumpf

I miss that show :c

what show is that?

Follow your passion, and life will reward you.

(Another great advice from avatar)

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Stop trying to be happy.

Stop masturbating and watching porn. I guarantee major changes in the upcoming 6 months. If you can't do it you are a pussy and a cuck.

Be strong when you are weak.
Be brave when you are afraid.
Be humble when you are victorious.
Be badass... everyday.

"You will never be 100%"

Best quote I've heard so far. Basically saying you will never be in absolute tip top shape to accomplish something so stop making excuses and just do it

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People are not afraid of death, but of dying.

Leave this place

What if you have no libido, and still have feelings for them (I'm on Prozac)

haha

You'd think he'd be too busy smoking weed to make stupid comments like that

Home is where you make it

get off /b

Here's some life changing advice, don't be an asshole like milton friedman here.

Hey if you like to see homos naked man that's cool

>he likes to see homos naked

The day you stop caring what other people think about you is the day you're truly born.

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Indeed.

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The problem isnt the problem. The problem is your outlook on the problem.

Do whatever the fuck you want but consider the consequences. Also don't listen to advice from a board full of people generally not considered fit for society.

taxation is theft

Do whatever you can to become good looking, life will be 1000x easier

Get plastic surgery, truly invest in it

There's 2 lotteries to win in life, money and looks

Do you know what they call the guy who graduates last in his class from medical school?
Doctor

changed my life hearing that

Dont give up what you want most for what you want now.

Join ISIS. Fight for rape, blood, murder and virgin pussy. Drop me an e-mail at steve(at)isisisgreat.org to learn more.

gay

i watch his video for motivation

youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo

Great quote from this genius

Do not get married.

Write the world's funniest joke.

Doubt everything, but know that some rules have a reason behind them.

One of these days you'll get laid

top kek

avoid nazis

i haven't fallen in love in years.
i'm experiencing apathy and self-loathing for a while, and i'm working on it.
but the sensation of being in love is gone since the girl of my life is not in my life anymore.

she's not dead, just really far away now....

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Suck it up buttercup

fckn keked the shit out of me

At least nazi's aren't predictable.

yes u ll only notice em when its too late. when they insult and or attack you for no reason on the streets. niganon here

i had sex with 4 girls after that, and i'm trying to fix the 5th . but that's purely physical for me. the emotional part, it's gone. and i don't want to lose it.

i want it back, i want to feel nervous again.
the desire, not some loveless sex.

wait for the one . She ll impress you. You ll feel it again. Married fag here. I still feel sort of the same when shes mad at me ... . I kind of like it when shes mad at me . lol

forgive and forget

That's horrible advice. You have to remember, otherwise your future decisions aren't influenced by knowledge.

Stop eating pizza all the time and start lifting weights and eating lots of vegetables.

i've been waiting for so long. 5 years.
5 FUCKING YEARS WITHOUT LOVE!!!.

i'm afraid the part of being in love in my brain is dead, really afraid.

i'm 25.

DeFOO your parents.

smoke dope
fuck bitches
dont take no shit

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There's always been beta males. The large majority of society has always been beta males, look at monkeys bro. There was never a time where most men were alpha. Your grandpa is only alpha in his house, but see him with old-bros and he's a beta-cuck like the majoriy.

Porn just keeps self-aware beta males happy instead of hating their beta lives.

My parents are cool

all attractions start with lust, from there it either becomes love or hate, your choice.

Im 27 . First gf and only love. Flcn proud to say that. You gotta wait. its awkward and hard but i stood there all my life my moms like: are you gay ? no mama. It wouldnt be a problem you know ? mom pls go . All the time . it was hard but my advice is wait.

Really weak arguments in that pic, wild speculation, unsubstantiated claims, etc. Why this sort of armchair psychology is not scoffed at I will never understand.

from the RHCP:

tis better to regret something you did rather than something you didn't do

(from me) Advice on women and Jobs: never just settle for something that you will prolly do for 30+ years of your life, in the end you will either loathe or hate it.

Nice

Become a Nazi or a Communist depending on your point of view now. Just dive in and be as autistic as possible.

Bullshit. You think Abrahamic religions talk about hell for fun?

1. Don't be faggot and you won't get shoah'd when the God Emperor comes to power

Did they ever spank you?

Dubs 4 peaceful parenting

who is that guy and why is he so popular?

-Get up before 6 am
-Lift six days a week. You want it to be hard, you should both dread and love going to the gym.
-Meditate every day for at least five minutes
-Make large amounts of healthy food every weekend and eat it during the week
-Set goals in both the short and long term; every morning think of what you want to get done
-Appreciate your parents and family if they deserve it
-Keep your living space clean, but don't be compulsive. Uncluttered desk, uncluttered mind.
-Drink very little.
-Accept no excuses from yourself. Construct a critic in your own head who will take you to task for failures in discipline, frame it as a conversation. At the same time remember that no one is perfect and appreciate your successes, you deserve them.
-Take off your rose colored glasses with respect to girls you like.

That's all I got.