ITT: The dumbest shit you've seen recently

ITT: The dumbest shit you've seen recently.

>> Paleo website saying aspartame is damgerous
>> MFW there is more scientific evidence that paleo is dangerous than aspartame

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express.co.uk/news/uk/255633/Diet-drinks-make-you-fat
aljazeera.com/news/2016/04/south-africa-malema-eff-draws-huge-crowds-polls-160430203336402.html
fda.gov/Food/IngredientsPackagingLabeling/FoodAdditivesIngredients/ucm208580.htm
nhs.uk/Livewell/Goodfood/Pages/the-truth-about-aspartame.aspx
ec.europa.eu/food/fs/sc/scf/out155_en.pdf
singjupost.com/debunking-paleo-diet-christina-warinner-transcript/
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013062/Obesity-charity-paid-50k-secret-Coca-Cola-promote-sweeteners.html
singjupost.com/debunking-paleo-diet-christina-warinner-transcript
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>Mfw you're a faggot that takes artificial sugar more seriously than a basic diet that humans have had for thousands of years

Get the fuck out junior

paleo is dumb but aspartame isnt exactly healthy nigger

the part that mentions google results is kind of stupid, since people live in their own filter (search) bubble

my search doesn't even put that in the first 3 pages

other than that, aspartame and splenda (sucralose) and a whole bunch of chemical creations are all bad for you, deadly even.

aspartame is an addictive, excitoneurotoxic, carcinogenic, genetically-engineered drug and adjuvant that damages human mitochondria.

express.co.uk/news/uk/255633/Diet-drinks-make-you-fat

I'm dubious about all of those because I know for a fact Monsanto did NOT make DDT.

One former monsanto worker did a logistics job for the Manhattan project.
Seems like a conspiracy to me.
I blame the jews

>I'm dubious about all of those because I know for a fact Monsanto did NOT make DDT.

well, that's the whole point of things like that

factual information (e.g. aspartame is very bad) is mingled with false information that devalues the source, thus devalues the factual information

the stuff is done on purpose

Dont know about paleo, but aspartame is classified as a toxin in the same category as cyanide. I think that says enough?

Oh and huge tests over the course of 30 years have shown that light products with aspartam makes you gain considerable more weight than regular products, eventhough it has less calories. Its because it fucks up your body and your micro-organisms in your intestines.

Also, they tried to get aspartame approved for usage in commercial beverages for years, but it was always denied because it was so toxic and bad for a body.

Then a big chief for coca cola got a new job: Head of that health department in the US that regulates that shit.

overall though, monsanto didn't invent DDT, but they did manufacture it

aljazeera.com/news/2016/04/south-africa-malema-eff-draws-huge-crowds-polls-160430203336402.html

I want this to happen, just to see South Africa completely fall apart. Defend that shit, BLM.

>Oh and huge tests over the course of 30 years have shown that light products with aspartam makes you gain considerable more weight than regular products, eventhough it has less calories.

>Its because it fucks up your body and your micro-organisms in your intestines

aspartame increases cravings for sugar.
people eat more

Its even more than that

Thousands of studies beg to differ.

>>aspartame is an addictive, excitoneurotoxic, carcinogenic, genetically-engineered drug and adjuvant that damages human mitochondria

Citation required.

Except most credible research shows this is not the case. Learn2read

>>Dont know about paleo, but aspartame is classified as a toxin in the same category as cyanide. I think that says enough?

Who classified it as such? Citation?

>doesn't provide a single scholarly article

You are deluded.

Start here and have a look for yourself:

fda.gov/Food/IngredientsPackagingLabeling/FoodAdditivesIngredients/ucm208580.htm

Why would you trust the FDA?

Here's a couple more:

nhs.uk/Livewell/Goodfood/Pages/the-truth-about-aspartame.aspx

ec.europa.eu/food/fs/sc/scf/out155_en.pdf

If you don't trust the FDA you have bigger issues, bud.

At this point Malema would probably do less long-term damage than ShowerHead and his Gupta cronies.

If you trust the FDA, you must be pretty gullible, bud.

>mfw people try to push fluoride in the water as toxic
>People who believe in chem trails
>Lead in the water supply
>Fireworks have a dangerously large amount of lead despite it being banned for decades

I've met a shockingly large amount of people who legitimately believe these things

...

nhs.uk/Livewell/Goodfood/Pages/the-truth-about-aspartame.aspx

i grew up literally snorting aspartame in the 80s. I'd just tear open the packs and eat em, or snort them to piss off the adults. make my post nasal drip taste better.

Science has proven that the argument behind the Paleo diet is a myth. See for example:

singjupost.com/debunking-paleo-diet-christina-warinner-transcript/

>> pic related. Tits are always relevant

Except the fact that meat was a rare-ish delicacy for 99% of human history.
Except the fact that crops have been manipulated for millennia and are nothing like what they had back then.
Except the fact that just because it comes from a bottle it's no less healthy than anything you pick in nature.

Meat was hard to get because you actually had to hunt for it until we got to keeping livestock. And even then greens were by far the biggest source of food.
Uneducated fucking hippies.

People desperately want to believe there is a boogyman out to get them. I guess it gives their meaningless lives some sort of reason.

"If the Boogieman wants to destroy me, I must be really important ...."

It must be their confirmation bias steadily at work

>Except the fact that meat was a rare-ish delicacy for 99% of human history.

holy fuck, are you really that fucking stupid?

wait, you ARE that fucking stupid, so you can't answer properly.

I believe flouride is toxic but i still brish my teeth with it. I will only drink purified water tho, so i pick and choose what I avoid, I guess

>Citation required.

no propblem, faggot

though it's a given you will not read it

citation:
Aspartame, Physiology and Biochemistry, Marcel Dekker, Inc., New York, L.D. Stegink and L. J. Filer, Jr., l984

Chemtrail people hate this image

disinfo shill pls go

See

Trips don't lie

>coca cola

isn't it amazing what money can do?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013062/Obesity-charity-paid-50k-secret-Coca-Cola-promote-sweeteners.html

According to science, aspartame is metabolized into two specific toxins in situ namely formaldehyde and methyl (wood) alcohol.

Someone who has used /fit/ to improve his life here. Have gone from 410 to 240 and still losing while building muscle.
I don't know the exact science of it since there isn't a lot of knowledge out there other than it has no calories and won't necessarily kill you, but I know that every trainer i've had warns against most artificial sweeteners, especially aspartame, and i know for certain that if diet sodas royally fuck up or stall my weight loss.

Everyone's body is different so I can't speak for more than that. I haven't had a diet soda in over a year but i know that when I did, I'd have incredibly cravings for sugar afterwards - which i don't normally have otherwise.

Paleo is good/bad in different ways but aspartame is likely quite unsafe and really not necessary at fucking all. Fuck diet sodas. Even just a normal cane sugar soda would be better if you really can't fucking control yourself.

DONT LISTEN TO THESE GOYIM !!! IT"S A HOAX!!! MYTH!!! DEBUNKED!!! TIN FOIL!!!!!!

If I gave you a bow and arrow and told you to feed yourself, you would be dead within a fucking week.
If I showed you a forest and what plants are edible you'd probably last a month.

>See
>singjupost.com/debunking-paleo-diet-christina-warinner-transcript

sigh

see:
www.westonaprice.org/health-topics/abcs-of-nutrition/myths-of-vegetarianism

It is toxic, but in large quantities. People don't seem to understand that the government regulates the fluoride to be diluted to incredibly safe levels. One thing they complain about is "dental flourosis brought on by fluoride content in drinking water"

Not only does this only affect very young children but it's a rare occurrence and usually happens as a result of parents not buying the right dental subsistence for their kid's teeth. (Such as toothpaste with high amounts of fluoride or adult fluoride not meant for children.)

The irony is that fluoride in our drinking water is actually a good thing, it helps to sanitize the water and replaces minerals in your teeth that are stripped out from acidic content.

>damgerous
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> don't trust big pharma, trust little pharma instead
you are literally retarded if you think these vage muddy "health" groups care more about your health than the big boys.

they both want your wallet

/fit/ guy here too, nice gains man I've lost 50lbs so far myself and can actually do full form pushups now, never been able to do them before.

But yea, I hear that artificial sugars are harder for your body to break down resulting in you retaining more weight than you would with normal glucose or standard sugars found in non-diet soda. Personally I only drink soda these days when I go out to restaurants, soda is a good way to destroy our gains.

>If I gave you a bow and arrow and told you to feed yourself, you would be dead within a fucking week.
>If I showed you a forest and what plants are edible you'd probably last a month.

i know how to hunt, dipshit

and a you giving me a bow and arrow assumes that's all i would use to hunt.

i'd have no issues at all fending for myself. i also know how to keep meat

in any case, thanks for the trolling

I drink at least 2 litres of pepsi max every single day and I have done for the past 6 years... I have had no side effects to my knowledge

Provide a link to a pdf file if you have one.

>I know how to hunt with a rifle in a forest that keep and breed wild game
You're a fucking retard.
I bet you've never been to an actual forest, because you would know they're fucking empty of game.
And if you somehow spotted a deer, you wouldn't be able to hit it with a bow from 3 feet.
Hurr im a manly man i hunt im strong

SAFE AND EFFECTIVEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!!!!!

> acidic content
man my water is pH 8.0 and has a ppm > 300. what acidic content?

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Oh oh boys!!!

how lazy are you when you cant even be assed to control paste into google

>Genetically engineered

so chemicals have genes now?

Ppm for what?

You just proved you are a fucking retard that doesn't really understand science.

>PHARMA =

>thinking the FDA is a reliable source
Topkek

Do it feggit and see what comes up.

Thanks for proving you are a shill

They should have just dropped Diet Coke cans on Hiroshima then.

I'm still looking for his mystical reference, but suspect it was 1984's version of Mercola.

>I drink at least 2 litres of pepsi max every single day and I have done for the past 6 years... I have had no side effects to my knowledge

are you expecting to drop dead after 25 bottles of it or something?

keep drinking that shit, and your health will show the effects.

I wasn't implying the water itself but the things you eat that plaque shit acid all over your teeth from. Starches, sugars, general complex carbohydrates.

I always find Americans' mistrust of their own government amuzing.

Note that this poster doesn't proffer any evidence to substantiate his claim that you shouldn't trust them...

Typical.

The amount of bottles that I accumulated

Because drinking water from a river, like our paleo forefathers, were filtered and pH controlled!

Woah there fucko, you have never been in a real forest have you! Animals don't just waltz into fucking view for you to shoot. And just incase you were wondering, any foodsource you can eat, the animals can too.

I think you're forgetting that the crops you're talking about are grown in insanely high quantities compared to the non-domesticated variants you would find out in the wilderness. How much corn, carrots, potatoes, and wheat do you think you're going to find in the northwestern forests? The only edible plant life you would find at least in the region most people live in would be green cellulose plant life which would be difficult to digest. Simply put if you tried to rely on plants to survive in the wilderness you would die from starvation because the lack of calorie content.

The most efficient method of food intake is from meat, in my opinion fishing is your best method starting out, and trapping animals for fur/meat is the second best method. Plant life should only be a last resort unless you happen across berries that aren't poisonous.

Our government and their organizations tend to be influenced/run by corporations. If they can successfully lobby for X to be put on the list of shit they can put in your food legally, and it isn't IMMEDIATELY hazardous to your health, it'll be in there.

This is why you take most of what organizations like the FDA say with a grain of salt. Some of it's alright, the rest is bullshit.

No. Meat is really inefficient you're thinking of insects...

>I know how to hunt with a rifle in a forest that keep and breed wild game

you turned my statement into something totally different, and made a point from your own creation

i said i know how to hunt

if you think hunting is limited to bows and arros or rifles, you're a fuckin imbecile

>I bet you've never been to an actual forest

again, never mentioned a forest, as hunting can be done is numerous areas.

>And if you somehow spotted a deer, you wouldn't be able to hit it with a bow from 3 feet.

why do i have to hunt only deer to eat?
and why would my bow only allow arrow travel of 3 feet?

i will be avoiding your future trolling efforts, imbecile

>and made a point

*attempted to make a point

>Our ancestors did it, surely it's safe!
Rev up that disease and infant mortality.

Lmao, are you suggesting the age of not living past 30 was a good example of healthy behavior?

Fluoride in the drinking water is a direct result of the sugar intake of modern humanity. Governments simply started to take notice of an increase in tooth decay and disease, small trace amounts of fluoride in the drinking water have counterbalanced (a small amount, but noticeable) the effects of large sugar consumption.

If you want to use that train of logic then you also have to acknowledge the basic concept of a changing diet revolving around sugars in present day that our ancestors didn't consume. Fun fact, some of the world's healthiest teeth are actually from third world countries that haven't been exposed to a western diet because of the sugar intake.

Asparatame or whatever they renamed it ("corn sugar"?) is NOT A FOOD PRODUCT. DO NOT INGEST IT.

No, I clearly said fish. Did you even read the post? You know, maybe you shouldn't read my post, let's hope you can put your expertise to the test someday, yea?

>>The most efficient method of food intake is from meat

How do you define efficient?

See how much more healthy it is to get 500 calories from fruit and vegetables than meats.

do you know what phenylalanine is?

I do, its very good for you metabolises into formaldehyde which you actually need and phenylalanine is found in milk and stuff... unless you have an allergy its all good

You missed my sarcasm.

>>Lmao, are you suggesting the age of not living past 30 was a good example of healthy behavior?

This ia exactly my point. Why would a supposed paleo diet then be a good thing?

And salt is? Alcohol?

You still would have a sliver of a chance to survive in the wilderness just like everybody you self-absorbed gunt.

Evidence by less retarded people:
Evidence from someone who can boast without providing any data whatsoever:

>Provide a link to a pdf file if you have one

no, find shit yourself, faggot

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>You still would have a sliver of a chance to survive in the wilderness just like everybody you self-absorbed gunt

limiting the surival terms according to the douchebag giving out bows and arrows and pointing at forests, one need only last from one week to a month.

>If I gave you a bow and arrow and told you to feed yourself, you would be dead within a fucking week.
>if I showed you a forest and what plants are edible you'd probably last a month.

>Comparing a diet for a person sitting on their ass all day to the context of someone surviving in the wilderness

Healthy isn't the concept you're trying to focus on here, I specifically said they are the most efficient form of gathering calorie content, which funny enough that your chart doesn't show the calorie comparison between meats and vegetables.

Not only that, but the chart says it's comparing them to "tomatoes, spinach, lima beans, peas, and potatoes" How many fucking potatoes and lima beans do you expect to find foraging in the forest?

Even if you were right, a human needs fat and cholesterol to survive. This chart is no better than the bullshit steak to broccoli comparison.


Let me ask you this, how many grams of lima beans will you need to get the same protein content from an equal amount of meat?

>> twenty sixteen
>> still thinks faggot is an insult

Summer came early this year

trips dont lie

Actually...

>measuring food in calories
protip: mammals are not wood stoves

>do you know what phenylalanine is?
>I do, its very good for you metabolises into formaldehyde which you actually need and phenylalanine is found in milk and stuff... unless you have an allergy its all good

can it be genetically modified?
is it a building block of aspartame?

No, they are batteries uaed to power the Matrix.

Hows it feel to still be stubborn as a rock while multiple people prove you wrong? Does it help your self esteem in pretending that you are a know-it-all, do-it-all? You've not provided any inkling of how to cope in a foreign environment except for
>i know how to hunt, dipshit
>i said i know how to hunt

if you think hunting is limited to bows and arros or rifles, you're a fuckin imbecile
>in any case, thanks for the trolling
>i will be avoiding your future trolling efforts, imbecile

Dumbest thing I've seen recently is faggots like OP belive pseudoscience bullshit.

Maybe you responded to the wrong guy because I don't think that a "paleo diet" is the best solution to modern humanity.

We're progressing too fast technologically for our humanity to catch up.

So you don't have anything else beyond memes left?