Literal 5'8.5 based master race checking in. The absolute perfect height for a man. If you want to get swole as fuck...

Literal 5'8.5 based master race checking in. The absolute perfect height for a man. If you want to get swole as fuck, this is the height, lads. See our current Mr. Olympia Phil Heath for a prime example. Or how about BASED gains lord Lex Fitness with his aesthetic perfection? Pic related.

Anyone taller than me is a lanklet who will never fill out their frame properly. Poor muscle insertions--too much bone, not enough meat. You'll never have the swole 3d photoshop look without pinning tons and tons of gear. Even with steroids, you'll probably never catch up to natty genetic specimens like Lex Fitness.

Turbo manlets below me will never have a shot at banging the hot women that the mighty manlets pull on the daily. Women love tall men, even if you're "only" 5'8.5 that's still well above average compared to the height of women who aren't ladyboys. As long as you're taller than the women you bang, you're good to go. Hell, with lifts I'm even taller than the 5'10 models I bang.

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You are joking right? Dwarf manlet pathetic excuse of a man. 5'8.5 is not anywhere near above average. Maybe in fuckin china. 6ft is approx. average here.

This is nice b8 m8

Manlets like to workout to compensate for their lack of height.

Bait/8

Lol'd at lex fitness being natural and you wearing lifts to fuk models tho

Posting in a bait thread.

i assume op just recently had been blasted for his height? there are lots of filled out bodybuilders taller than 5'8.5''. someones a wittle jeweous

Kill yourself manlet. No matter how many weights you lift, you'll never be 6'2" like me :^)

>6ft is approx. average here.
where the fuck do you live netherlands

you. are. adorable.
Good heavens, I will miss you when you go back to the Lollipop Guild, you tiny adorable fucker

this cunts motherfucking toy model of zeus

Your a bit gay

>5'Anything

I believe 5ft 8 or 9 is ideal for bodybuilding. Not necessarily ideal for many other things in life though.

Oh look! A leprechaun!!

6'8" master race pussyboy
Have fun using a stepladder while girls laugh at you

5'10 is the midget cutoff. I have very low hopes I'll grow taller. 212lbs here from 180 12 weeks ago.
Yes, trt doses.

Taller people are more likely to get cancer.

But I'll be honest. I would rather have cancer than being a pathetic dwarf.

Have you even been to a gym you fucking faggot? Mine has at least 4 dudes above 6'5" and at least 150 pounds of muscle and everyone wants to suck their dicks, the manlets scurry out of the way when they see these dudes, mfw when 6'1"

I can not envision a more womanly way to live than to dedicate most of your living days to achieving a specific look to attract mates.

I agree that real men are strong, but they are strong because they work hard, not because they go to a gym and stare longingly into the mirror at themselves.

Women hurt themselves for beauty, men hurt themselves for work.

You're all a bunch of faggots.

Yeah and you probably weigh 160 skeletor

Enclave tattoo?

>my nipples look like milk duds

manlet

Literal 5'8.5 based master race checking in. The absolute perfect height for a man. If you want to get swole as fuck, this is the height, lads. See our current Mr. Olympia Phil Heath for a prime example. Or how about BASED gains lord Lex Fitness with his aesthetic perfection? Pic related.

Anyone taller than me is a lanklet who will never fill out their frame properly. Poor muscle insertions--too much bone, not enough meat. You'll never have the swole 3d photoshop look without pinning tons and tons of gear. Even with steroids, you'll probably never catch up to natty genetic specimens like Lex Fitness.

Turbo manlets below me will never have a shot at banging the hot women that the mighty manlets pull on the daily. Women love tall men, even if you're "only" 5'8.5 that's still well above average compared to the height of women who aren't ladyboys. As long as you're taller than the women you bang, you're good to go. Hell, with lifts I'm even taller than the 5'10 models I bang.

Ei leik to stormp midgets!

Alistair Overeem is only 196cm (which is 5'5 in our system using feet and inches) and he looks like this. He's also a K-1 champion and former Strikeforce MMA champion as well.

Size ain't shit.

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this fucking guy.

>hipster beard
>hipster hair
>hipster tattoo
>clen and tren shot in his ass daily

since when have hipsters been doing steroids?

how can he fit into thrift store clothes with delts like that?

He's six foot five faggot

196 cm = 6'4
retard

Let me check my little book of lies mablets spread. Yup, youre lying like a childish manlet.

6'2" masterrace

But any one of these faggots could be brought down by a .22 shot out of a tiny derringer.

>thinks bulking up will help you get laid
>thinks bulking up and studying mma will protect you in fight with the geekiest of nerds with a .22
>thinks bulking up with make you live longer when it is exactly the opposite.

my sides.

I'm 5'9". Wat do?

>implying gaining muscle doesn't have more uses than to look pretty.
>implying the act of attracting mates isnt almost exclusively a male act in the animal kingdom.
Ok

Overeem is 5'5 in my left cock. He's like 6'4 or something. Look at him compared to Brock Lesnar

fap

> (You)
>Enclave tattoo?
Yeah

im 5,10

>cant do conversions
What a retard.

Thinking youll have your 22 when im crushing your wind pipe

I'm 6' and fit. The girls 5.8' to 6' will look right past you straight at me. Because women seek taller men.

There are still plenty of girls out there for you, there are just more for me.

I don't think I've ever seen a tattoo thread on the forums.

What are you gonna do when you cant get your safety blanket in timw faggot???

Id knock your face off bitch

Right, forgot a couple:

>thinks having a tattoo makes you look tough
>thinks having a tattoo will get you laid
>thinks having a tattoo is "unique" when everyone is doing it already, even geeky computer nerds have ink

the keks will not stop

You seem exceptionally defensive.

Kill yourself i guess. Sorry, i don't make the rules, i just play by them.

>thinks having a tattoo will get you laid
it actually does, if you are decent looking, and into girls on the lower half of the IQ spectrum

You won't do shit. Fucking loser lmao

>gets shot while thinking how he's gonna crush my windpipe.
>cries for momma as I stand over him with my skinny arms and bony chest to put one between his eyes to finish him off
>was a tough guy once, but is now just a baby begging not to die

Americucks detected. Do they teach you so little on your side of the Atlantic?}

Come back to me when you've reached a level of primary education. Maybe learn how the metric system works and then we'll talk.

Yeah bitches love pussies with tiny pistols. Go get 'em faggot.

MMA is for niggers. It's basically Mandingo fighting.

didn't read, lol.jpeg

I thought I saw majority white in the UFC.

"Getting shot would hurt people". Fuck, you went to one dem rich schools

Nigga u stoopid

> 5'8.5

I stopped right there, manlet.

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>bitches love money
>have money, have bitches
>walk by Golds Gym, kek at muscle heads working hard to get ripped while I decide who to fuck that night

profit.

>step in and try to save him
"It's not worth it Sup Forumsro. Put down the gun"
>approaches slowly, wearing a trenchcoat, raver pants, fedora
>hand is firmly on hidden samurai sword, just in case I have to deflect a bullet

Live your life. Get a gf who's smaller than you.

checked

kek'd too. the fedora is sweet.

5'8, master race, im dying

Lol, my sides.

I'm 5'8'' as well and I don't see a problem with it, my twin brother is about 10 cms taller than me, but to be honest I don't feel one way or another about not being taller.

On the other hand, good on for bring up Lex Fitness, his biceps are like perfect ratio to his body, not overwhelmingly big and not too small either.

5'77427822 ft here i had no problems about getting gf's or fighthing dont let those giants mock you 5'Sup Forumsro

What's the point of being topless for ass tattoo?

>thinking women can't see a personality.

5'6 here and I fuck hot women on the regular. Many of them taller than me. Make em laugh and show them a decent time and they'll be wetter than with some asshole who can't maneuver his way around the bed cause he relies on his looks. Humility does wonders.

I thought dick size mattered though
Like
I'd rather have a big dick
5'10'' and 8 inches
I'd be 5'6" if I could have a 11" willy

>Humility does wonders.
confidence and making her think u respect her yet can protect her does more

6'2 fag reporting in. It's true. Being over 5.8 can make you look less muscular. The same amount of strength/muscle will look more stretched out, and thus smaller. However, guys who are taller literally have bigger muscles, which does translate into a higher strength potential. So yes, a person at 5.8 will look stronger than a person who is 6'2 with the same amount of strength. But the person who is 5.8 does not have the same strength potential as a person who is 6'2. It would take longer for a person who is 6'2 to look muscular, but when he does, he will be stronger than the 5.8 counterpart.

I'm not a manlet, like OP (actually 6'4), but the average height in USA for women is like 5'5, so there aren't exactly a lot of girls above 5'8.

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>Be manlet mouse from Auschwitz
>Feel like weak fuck while getting pushed around by bigger guys
>Decide to buy firearm to protect this broken ego

Weapons should protect your life, not your feelings

White niggers

We're not birds man, fuck the rest of the animal kingdom.
I'm talking about body builders, not sportsmen, building muscle for utility is fine, but body building is utterly womanly.

Isn't that the voice actor who played Arnold in Hey Arnold?

6'4 master race reporting in. My gym is literally full of insecure manlets covered in tattoos and steroid backne. Also the parking lot is like a jacked up truck show.

So much overcompensation.

she doesn't like to tip.

Where is here? Amerifag here and this message is complete bullshit. 5'8" to 5'10" is average

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Be i could still knock you the fuck out, nigger.

The cage around the ring is at least 6 foot. That fuckers head is almost 6 inches above the cage. Try again faggot

How about I just blow your fucking heads right off of your shoulders? Motherfucker, I have literally killed people for less than that. I'm not talking about navy seals copypasta shit, I'm talking about me blowing peoples' brains out for saying the wrong shit to me.

Some punks on Facebook said the wrong fucking thing to me a while back and I made this video to straighten them out. You've been warned. Back the fuck down now, or this shit will escalate.

youtube.com/watch?v=HkFMf_hxeIs

5'10 is the perfect height kill yourself faggot

interesting pasta is good too i guess

cant change ugly though

gr8 b8 m8

Anything under 6ft is lolmanlet status, no matter how "ripped" you are.

Ive theeatened you before. Like i said the last time i saw you. Ill knock you the fuck out. Ill suck your dick to prove how big a faggot you actually are. Roasted

You must be that Indian faggot I punked out a while back..

I'll knock your ass back to Bombay, Apu.

had me going until the parts with the lifts

shits ridiculous

lol

185 cm fag here, i have no idea about anything but my height is the perfect so dont even bother arguing

Anyone else hate the coming of summer?

Nope, amerifag. Your pussy ass didnt respond back the last time. Must of been shittin your pants. I get that a lot.

You will still never fuck as much strange as 4'11" Prince did.

Bring it on, pajeet. We don't fuck around in Texas.

the fact you go '5'8....point 5' is a reflection of your insecurity

Lol. You aint got shit on the rapists and murderes coming from mexico. AZ is filled with the most hardcore motherfuckers ever. Bring it faggot

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