Be afraid Ísland, be very afraid

Be afraid Ísland, be very afraid.

>having a several liviing memes in your squad

I go hard in the motherfuckin box nigga

>implying anybody cares about Portugal

Will he start?

BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW FLOCKA FLOCKA FLOCKA

SEVEN ONE
How does it feel to be humiliated by Germany in your own country through your own national sport?

is this the 200 milliones 18* year old?

That rasist! He should be scary because he's a nigger or what? Rude

Nice cherry picking you caralho
Portugal is mostly white.

he won't even play and if he does its all the media's fault.
the kid is pure shit.

>le 25 yo hard tackles man

He's just a meme monkey nigga.

Portuguese are the real brick squad

hes 25 yo.

>Can't even spell Iceland
Renato is that really you?

every time

Cherry pick all you want bebé.

Look at all these white strong Barbosas in the pic.

We are the memiest squad of these Euros why isn't everybody rooting for us. It would be scenes if we won

I s2g every thread this subhuman monkey shows up

Probably won't be in the starting 11 but in my opinion he should desu. I'm conviced that he will be one of the best players at the euros if he gets in the starting squad. Kinda like vardy should have played as well last game

I forgot Bruno Alves was that dark, is that a fucking tattoo on Quaresma's face? lmao

We are all fucking mixed desu

Because England is actually the memiest squad.
Once they get BTFO frou the Euro we get all the spotlights.
Quaresma killed two people.

>this benfica delusion
he's fine on the bench

This.
And I'm a Benfica fag. Renato is great thanks to his pace, subbing him in at the second half when we need a pair of fresh legs will allow him to help us the best way he can.

QUEM NEGRÃO AQUI?

PORTUGAL É NEGRO MANINHOS. LIDEM COM ISSO.

Portugalbros is Quaresma starting?

He ded m80.

he will miss just this game

why is he injured or are they just saving him?

Let's talk about actually good players.
Who wins?

BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK SQQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

How do you pronounce Renato?

benficuck detected

>le overhyped negro boy
Lmao, you are a one tsuuuu team and you know it.

SUCK MY DRAGONBALLS, BITCH CALL ME GOKU

> tfw Renato is literally Alberto Barbosa

I hope Portugal does a great EC. It's basically the official meme team.

Qui-sto rei

BANG BANG!

How old is this guy?

Based João Mário will be the Dark Horse player of the tournament if the team does any good and goes at least to the semis. The likelyhood of that happening is very low though.

heh-nah-tu

>João Mario
>Dark horse
hes literally our best player already.

portuguese posters are literally the worst on this mongolian cave painting board

cédric a qt

...

is that wake flack flame?

Right behind Canada and Australia, you self-loathing turd.

rooting for Iceland against this meme squad

WAKA FLOCKA FLAME

I have to agree, the average PT poster is more than likely a 9fagger.

>Portugal
>White

I was originally going to cheer for Portugal but then I saw in that template thread on national teams that one of you put USA on your laughing stock list so fuck you :(

everyone on my fucking campus browses that website, it's hell

>Ulysses
fuck off nerd

typical portuguese reaction right here

MUH PATRIOTISM
WE THE BEST

protip: if it weren't for Brazil we would have been completely irrelevant
here's a bigger one actually: if it weren't for the English, we wouldn't exist.

Portugal is a bitch country with a failed economy ever since it existed and a shit culture.

I'd rather be irrelevant than have brazilians in my country, desu

Don't forget about
>we start to lose or be bad at something
>"LOL I ALWAYS KNEW"
>"WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN SHIT"
>"ONLY IN THIS COUNTRY THIS HAPPENS"

another typical portuguese post, "controversial" and offensive for no reason because he didn't understand the post he was replying to

you're a moron, btw, we were economically quite important until the Lisbon earthquake and only really fell behind the rest of Western Europe after we failed to take off during the Industrial Revolution

we're historically very relevant due to our role in kickstarting the Age of Discoveries, even if we are a mediocre country today

people like you are losers, typically with no future prospects, and toxic company due to your pessimism

Wrong. We fell behind because our kings spent all the gold we earned from slave and spice trading in futile shit.

>waaaaa my country is shit
>i won't do anything to help change it, i'll just whine and complain while jerking off dreaming about moving to country xyz

No, you're the typical new generation cancerous retard. You are part of the problem.

>shit culture
You dumb motherfucker, you can't even define culture let alone qualify it

you are replying to a guy who has a master's on History and whose thesis was literally about the portuguese expansion. We were never rich or in good shape economically, NEVER. Not even when we had Brazil and the Indian State all to ourselves

Love that last paragraph, go read some more Paulo Coelho you idiot

>your culture is shit
>buahhhhh, not it's not, you d-dumb motherfucker!!!!

get the fuck out

>master's in History
>not a loser with no prospects
Oh, I am laughing.

Post your Euros Memiest XI:

----------------Éder-----Ibrahimovic
Quaresma---------------------------Muller
---------------RenatoSanches
---------------WilliamCarvalho
Eliseu--------------------------------Cedric
-----------BrunoAlves---Pepe
----------------------Cech

we got this

on my way to st et from geneva

he spelled it very well though

So, does Bruto Alves really start over Fonte ? Did they find a decent lb to replace Eliseu ?

alves, pepe, carvalho all start over fonte

your projection didn't check out so you're laughing? I don't get it

I'll have a burger with fries, thanks

E D E R
D
E
R

I'm sorry, how many published papers do you have? None? Oh wow

hard R eh nAH tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>We were never rich or in good shape economically, NEVER
How can someone with a masters in History say some stupid shit like this.

The country did have tons of money pouring in at different periods in time. The issue is completely about how the money was spent, which in turn is an issue about leadership. A good parallel would be how structural funding from the EU was spent.

Please explain how the culture itself is shit.

> go read some more Paulo Coelho you idiot
Savage.

lol estiveste bem

We are actually bad shitposters bad we are not Weebs or CP posters so there is that.
I like our autsim during our big matches tbH, it's kinda funny.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE FUCKING PROBLEM GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU BETA VIRGIN HOMOFAG
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>not weebs
I've seen a few.

Not as bad as the southamericans. I hate the peruANO weeb

if you want me to get jealous, tell me when you get a job that pays well

lol at publishing papers in an irrelevant area

Might as well just rename him to peruMANO now.

>Portuguese flag
>Getting a job

oh moços por favor parem de discutir foda-se ninguém quer saber quem tem a picha maior
somos todos miseráveis é por isso que estamos neste site de merda a ter conversas de merda sobre jogadores de merda de um país de merda

The problem with this country is too many idiots going into communications, sociology, history, arts, etc, instead of business and stem, and then thinking they're entitled to a middle-class job

Isto, estejam lá calados que quero me rir do Zlatan agora.

>Portugal
>white

>too many idiots going into communications, sociology, history, arts, etc
Complete fallacy but feel free to post sources. If you had said Law, you'd be almost right.
>instead of business and stem
A lot of people with STEM and Business degrees have moved out of the country and the ones who stayed are working low paying jobs or looking for work. The economy simply can't absorb them all.

maybe, but at least business and stem can get you a job outside the country

not the guy you are arguing with but the problem isn't people going into communications, sociology, history, arts, etc isntead of business and stuff like that
our economy can't afford jobs for any fiel we have to wait for people to die off so we can take their spot

its easier to get a job outside of portugal if you know how to speak 3 languages than if you know how to to level 1 equations

Any news on Quaresma? I'm worried ;_;

Dead by frog

*to do

What kind of jobs are you talking about?

You can find work in social sciences outside Portugal as well. People ragging on those fields are usually STEM babbies who were tricked into thinking they'd immediately be making boatloads of money out of college.

I work in HR and I can't tell you how many engineers I come across every month thinking that on their first job they're going to be heading teams of people or doing project management, when what I'm really looking for is people to do grunt work for €750 a month.

the money never actually poured in, we always relied on loans even during the golden years of discoveries
Even in India, the people who got rich there worked on their own and away from the state, the crown never imposed itself economically in history, the myth that we were very rich and mismanaged has just survived this long because of our typical delusion. Here's a fact people never believe: Spain had 10x more income from 1 Caribbean island alone than the entire portuguese crown had with Africa, India and Brazil in the 16th century. How do you think we managed to keep so much land? No other country saw the benefit in owning what we had so they left it alone, only ever trying to get to Brazil because of the prestige.

The fact that we kept fighting moors for literal sand for centuries didn't help either

>tfw he wont start

The ones you are thinking about