Sup Forums has turned into a massive house party. What do u do?

Sup Forums has turned into a massive house party. What do u do?

Leave

find nearest comp. get on b. loop into metaphysical eternity.

Burn the house down

Drink. A lot.

Why does the kool aid taste funny? Guys?

Plot twist
>all the girls are underage or feminazi bigots
>All of the men are mentaly ill
>Everyone is sticking sharpies in their ass.

Bake some cum-brownies.

Shitter already clogged! Fuck it shitting in the Tub.

Slip a jimmy in the drink of the girl I wanna fuck the most.

fucking plebs

I've got some sideway chalk too user!!

I'd give everything to snort some gator tails of shitty cocaine.

Tub is clogged too.

All three hundred and sixty degrees.

this is 90% of Sup Forums.

me personally, I'd drink and smoke like I do normallly at parties. could actually turn out to be epic. there's some weird fuckers on Sup Forums, and some not half bad looking chicks.

im actually glad u noticed the quality

OP here: U see these two grills smiling at u. Wat do u do?

Ok sink still looks good

ask them what the fuck they're smiling at and palm the hottest one in the face and walk away

Throw up because no feminine penis. Gross

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Follow around the guy rolling up the blunts

>steals all the valuables

could they unclog the shitter? as cleaning is women work

>implying there's anything valuable to steal besides virginity

and crying about their "feels" and jacking off on themselves

edgy

I'll be creeping in the corner, as usual

go find teh kitteh
there's a kitteh around, right?
there better be a kitteh

You fucking deserve this.
I forgot.
>Everyone is looking for a "Femenine penis"

I'd crawl into a corner and try not to throw up from the sensory overload.

You think hypersensitivity is fun? Be like a real-life superhero or some shit? Hell naw.

>RAPE ALL THE DRUNK GIRLS THEN STUFF EM IN MY TRUNK FOR LATER RAPING

I'd call the cops so I could have some peace and quiet

Hipersensitive to sound.
It's a piece of shit, you end up blocking everything in your mind and people will keep calling you and you will not give a fuck about it.

Fuck Shouldn't have eaten 50$ worth of Tacobell before coming. Shitter, tub and sink clogged as faminazis are to lasy to clean. Montezuma's wrath has to be unleashed somewhere. go to creepy furry fuck stalking in the corner and unleash it

Everytime i come here you scream at my cheese pizza 'MODS'

Sauce?

OP here: All of a sudden this guy shows up at the door. Wat do u do?

It's not something I'm proud of.

I don't know, it was posted here a few months ago.

dear sir would you like some pork or loos change?

Sink clogged too

so you'd walk into them?

Bring snacks

Ask people to help gather money to pay the rent.

No 12-year-olds allowed unless they are receiving the raping

Open the oven

steal the family photos for my family photo room

already started shit pile in the corner with the creep, fell free to add

OP here: Anyone can have the aux cord btw.

classical Misfits
>Eagles dare
>Last Caress
ty

GET MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP WITH MY BROS, Then take turns with the fuck room with all the Sup Forumstard sluts that dont "exist" (ops pic is very relateeeee)

ask them why they fucked my shirts up and tell them to give them back jokingly, implying I wanna see some titties.

You didn't say you were putting it away for later

Sup Forumstards sucking each other off in the fuck room, then starting threads about their mental illness

>classical
>misfits

pick one.

I think he means from the danzig era

I look for the furry obviously

Roll some blunts

420 blaze it faggots

hold up, I thought this was a party. Not a faggot hoe down. I think you're confused with the house up the street, FAGGOT.

Underrated post

Nope, I see furries, hairy fat trap wannabes, fedoras, and waifu pillow. This is definitely a Sup Forumstard event.

This party sucks

Is that Oprah

Turn 360° and gtfo

Urinate in kettle
Ejaculate on switches
Shit in the toaster
Tape a spoon to the inside top of the microwave
Cover the cat in talcum powder
Tinfoil anything not nailed down
Turn the garden hose tap on and leave it on
Draw swastikas on the carpet in permanent marker
Summon Cthulu in someone's bedroom

Tapered metal king present, how you plebs now ay? Hey? Hey?

Trips=troothings

Kill my parents (that's what that guy did before he threw that party)

On the switches? you do realise how many cumshots that would require right? Should we call an ambulance for your imminent cardiac arrest?

I'd try my hardest to look hard and never, ever smile. I would say "what's up" to everyone in coldest way possible, unless it was one of my "boys;" then we would hug and secret-handshake each other in an extremely faggy, over-elaborate and tribal manner.

go post some pathetic "no gf" webcomic, saddo.

Top kek

Hey jerkwad, I never specified the number of switches that would receive semen. Ha ha you are a poo head. Bugger off fanny face.

what
the
fuck
is
that
smell

a shit ton of blow for sure

lol newfag detected

Toasted poop.

i take all the chocolate milk and pour it up my nose then walk to everybody and shoot it out all over them and make them think i sneezed doodoo all over them