My gf is preg, wat do?

my gf is preg, wat do?

manipulate her into having an abortion.

Marry her and be a honourable father.

fuck her again

Tell her life starts at conception and that abortion is murder.
Then leave town and legally change your name

I don't have enough money to do that

how? she refuses, she says the fetus already have a soul

wait 9 months

how bad would your life be if you stuck it out OP?

you need to be brutal. convince her that she just doesn't have what it takes to be a mother, that she's fundamentally disordered as a woman won't be able to give the child the love and care it deserves

>buy rat poison
>once per day give her a 1mg dose
>won't kill her
>will cause spontaneous abortion

CRTL-ALT-SUP

(Not OP)
Wouldn't that only things worse ?

".. make things worse"
a typo

>this

>my ex called me to say she was pregnant.
>no big deal. In the time, I was Mister Marijuan.
>rolled big ass joint. Smoked it.
>got chill.
>told her that I was OK with it.
>I really meant it.
>My plan was to become the father of the child, and not to get back with her.
>She was lying to get back.

>implying that having an 18 year financial anchor of a woman full of scorn is not 'worse'

it's 'bortion time

When his girl got pregnant, the first thing he did is post about it on Sup Forums.
Honorable father? Oh, c'mon

pump her uterus full of soapy water.

that's how vera drake did it

deny its yours

Kill her

worse for her

Eat her and eat the baby too.

really fucking bad
that's an idea, gimme more

Btw OP, how did she get pregnant in the first place?
Shit quality condoms ? Drunk sex ?

how far along is she in the pregnancy?

you guys are my only friends

Congratulations bro!

sex without condom, im dumb as fuck

nah man, did the same just the other day, it's nice

Well, that's bad. I mean, if you don't have any friends, being a young as fuck father will cause many problems and no one will be there to help you out.
What do your parents think about it?

ctrl+z

Coat hanger.

nobody elses know
Also i give her the postday pill, but i think she doesnt use it, cause it doesnt work

roundhouse kick into the abdomen

that's ilegal :^(

well clearly she didn't use it

has she been to a doctor or are did she only take an at-home pregnancy test?

Coathanger staircase of magic

home pregnancy test, but i really think she's preg

when did she take the test?
how long have you been having sex with her?

she was virgin when i met her, i think she's obsessed with me and got pregnant with intention

See pic copy actions problem solved

when did she take the test?