ITT: Sad 4 word stories. I'll start

ITT: Sad 4 word stories. I'll start.

I tried so hard

and got so far

OP is a faggot

I got so far

it doesn't even matter

She was never mine

100% lyric accuracy

I never get dubs

I want to die

oh shit wad up

Hi welcome to chili's

she loves somebody else

cuck faggot

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

I'm not good enough

i wish i knew

I just watched Rubber

No, this is Patrick.

Sometimes you loved me

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

But in the end

We need to talk

You know the rules

Topkek
I feel for you

It doesn't even matter

Show us your tits

never trust a fart

Is it over yet?

I browse Sup Forums everyday

She is a friend.

Or you will have

Suddenly I remember you

Repeat that in red

A nigger is president.

You forgot your name

I wanted to believe.

to get the fuck off

>darn it I broke it

Who even are we?

You are so funny

I can't count

It's snowing on mt fuji

have you ever been so far?

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>kik'led

i cri evrytiem

donald trump will win

Niggers niggers niggers

I'm a Maverick.

nigger stole my bike...

Schadenfreude narcissistic superultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocodiosistic paleontologist

and I still failed

Never got any dubs

she told me eighteen.

Pepe is forever irrelevant

Here comes dat boi

missed my one chance

Last post in thread

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I lost to everyone.

high impact sexual violence

over before it began

>watching kino
>sad story

???

chicken place closed down

o shit wadd up

Yo momma so fat

Driver was an alcohol

My cock is malfunctioning

Her carmex is butter

should have used protection

no tears only dreams

baby clothes, never worn

Hitler did nothing wrong

xbox live has expired

waste of English degree

Anal is the key

These wounds they will

I really like this

straight gay best friend

autism has no cure

you're my best friend

Don't fear the reaper

Kill it with fire

Fried her own liposuction

Underrated post

My uncle raped me

she didn't want to

Princess in another castle

get a new girl

>Satan is upon us

Guess I'll an hero

Per Shakespeare the saddest story ever is only 4 words . . . "It might have been."

But wait there's more

Sunk the restaurant boat

Show me your boypusi

Your weld failed X-Ray.

Hi Billy Mays here

How do I greentext

oh god it hurts

But wait there's more

sorry, only alcoholfree beer...

but i'm really ugly

>hail the dark lord

You are HIV Aladeen