You have 1 month to prepare for being teleported into skyrim (your body and your own weight in equipments)

You have 1 month to prepare for being teleported into skyrim (your body and your own weight in equipments).

You will appear in Whiterun's Inn.

How fucked up are you ? Can your nerd skills compensate your terrible komando unpreparedness ?

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learn how to use magic asap of else you'll probably get fucked up by the first skeever you see

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OP, this would be too easy.
1. Have clothes
2. Rest of weight in gold
3. Contact the earl
4. Trade knowledge for shop
5. Live a easy life with lydia

You are teleported right after the events of Helgen. Every character, every quests, every single items are in the exact same state/location than in Skyrim at that moment.

It means, if you know where there is a secret hideout full of fold coins in the game, you can go there and take them.

I'd just find work at a farm outside town, or I'd get a job helping run a shop. I don't need to like, fight anyone. Let's be real. I'm an NPC.

You died... Dragon attack

I live in the real life Skyrim. I'm not fucket at all. You fat, american fuck.

How many dragon's have you fussy row dahed?

Just learn all the shouts

I'm the height of a high elf with the build of the bigger nords I'm rich and I'm young and I am very athletic I will be fine

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If you aren't dragon born that takes a lifetime

do body lift so i will not let the half of butin of donjon behind me because of full pouch.....

I'd trick Hermaeus Mora into letting me read the Oghma Infinium. I'd tell him I have knowledge of a world far beyond the comprehension of the races of Tamriel (wich is true) and trade that knowledge for his knowledge.

Your french is showing.

Can't disagree with your answer.

I'd rather be somewhere in Balmora. South Wall perhaps?

If you are murican, buy the cheapest and most reliable gun you can and all the ammunition you can. Add a supressor and spare parts.

Learn everything you can about chemistry (you don't need too much sophisticated tools to do that science). Take first aid class and exercise a lot.

Buy military or trek clothes, water purifier/filter and the rest in condensed deshydrated food.

Make a detailed skyrim map/book.

1) loot all lightly guarded chest you marked on your map, use your gun if necessary
2) go to riften and befriend the thieves guild, trade information for a place to stay
3) inform the Jarl about the vampire skooma dealer and take over their facility
4) become a skooma drug lord with the help of the thieve guild and your knowledge in chemistry

I'd be okay if I joined the thieves guild or a group of bandits.

Traversing skyrim alone = death sentence

yeah, i dont want to die so ill go right to hanging out with criminals

can I gun?

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the easiest companion you can get in Whiterun is that one Nord lady knight at the Inn. You have to beat her in a fight thoo... Making her useless if you can have her ?

I already hang out with criminals, some of the smartest businessmen I know are criminals

I have charisma and great face to face skills. Good at reading body language and I don't get intimidated easily because I rely on instinct.

I'll be fine hanging out with the criminals there, respect is universal, I'd respect them and they'd respect me.

Your own weifgt in equipments you can gather before being teleported. You have 1 month to prepare.

increase sneak and archery to 100

brilliant tips

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I don't think most of you realize you will be considered as the most beautiful human being that walk on Tamriel.

Seriously think about it ! Hygiene, perfect dentition, delicate feature (compared to a peasant).

You had better find a rich old noble and getting married.

Found the scandinavian

>your body and your own weight in equipments
How much weight can one gain in one month?

huh.
Well I'd be ok I suppose, wouldn't really be an adventurer.

> your own weight in equipments

like hell i can carry that much and still run like hour's

I play on super extreme legendary difficulty
(yeah, it exists)
I think I'm fine

Well I know what everyone's gonna say and everything that's gonna happen so id just ply my trade as a soothsayer and be rich, then hire all the mercenaries and stuff I can to protect me and buy a nice house in the countryside.

Also id find the dragon born and tell him all he needs to know, with the dragon born on my side id be set, ain't nobody fucking with the dragonborn.

You.

You are the reason bandits and thieves exist.

"I hear there's some doctor in this big house surrounded by mercenaries and hired thugs"

"Sounds like a challenge to me"

playing on it =/= starting on it.

>Implying Lydia would put up with your neckbeard ass

>threading your own post

Its alchemy not chemistry you fucking dipshit.

How many in game hours has it been since you last died?

Your decision. You can become a landwhale and buy a small car the same weight of you. But can you fit in there after ?

But no cheating, you cannot stick a gun in your ass and claim it is part of you. Only organic parts within your body are considered as "you".

well i have sanguines debauchery installed, so i guess it will be like this
>appear in Inn
>obviously be naked and have 20 inch dick (thanks schlongs of skyrim)
>everyone gets horny
>massive orgy ensues
So i guess i'll be allright

Salt.

Get you own weight in salt.

This shit was expensive back in middle ages, I bet in skyrim too.

>real life skyrim
>living in first world country with every amenity
Real hardcore mountain over here guys

nigger, do you even nutmeg?
That shit was so valuable that merchants would use it instead of carrying huge amounts of gold.

you find it in every 6~7 fucking barrel

sure its rare

so... burried under 30 feet of lava and ash?

And get slaughtered by the monsters guarding said gold or just get slaughtered by bandits on the way

>lying on the internet

Why?

>Eagle Scout
I'd just start working out again, grab some more survival gear.

I'll do alright.

cannabis and lots of seeds

You just have to introduce the noble to the luxuries of modern era :

learn how to make pasta, it will taste heavenly to them nothing like the rough dry bread

bring an harmonica and learn how to play it well, and I mean Blues Borthers well

>already possess highly advanced lockpicking skills
>trained in polearm combat
>work as a pharmacist
>amateur boxer and gymnast too

I think I'll be ok

>respect is universal
>I would respect them
>they would respect me

Says the user who immediately gets his head chopped off by bandits

there are no polearms is skyrim, the technology was lost to the ages...

"Oh you are a baker and a musician? How genial, Here is my daughter Raya, She can summon wolves and bears to do her bidding."

hmmm. On the topic of foodstuffs, you could carry a bag or two of the modern, highly engineered, high yield and drastically more resilient wheat species. The increased yield and population boom would kick-start an industrial revolution, especially with the knowledge of steam engines, etc.

I already know how to magic so I think that I could hold myself

I know everything about the thieves guild though, I'm sure I could but that to use, or just straight tell them, hey karlias still alive and mercers going to betray you and he killed Gallus, they'd be on my side then.

Knowledge is power.

he knows what a polearm looks like he can "invent" them

I'm sure the thieves guild would be more civil.

I can fashion a quarterstaff at least and those things are fucking lethal

>have extensive knowledge of the future events
>know the land, people and history of many things
>know things unknown

So I could just pretend to be a psychic/prophet and I'd be okay

>I already know how to magic so I think that I could hold myself
>I already know how to magic
>how to magic

I bring the strategy guide. Will be fun having a book that contains all information about the past, present, and future.

i'd sell everything i have to buy a platinum-rhodium mesh....
then construct a facility to produce ammonia via haber bosch and nitric acid via oswald.
then blow everything up thats gets in my way....

Wait a full year m'lord before I show you my botany power !
It's a long term plan. A good plan, but not really useful for surviving the first month

This much autism

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>all these people saying they know the future

Isnt that the future you would know if you are the dragon born? Which you aren't. So what if the dragon born happens to be a worthless fuck who gets slaughtered by those first wolves you encounter? Or even worse what if he is the kind of dragon born who slaughters everyone he sees on sight?

Oh darn did that pesky mountain ruin my beloved city? I've been out of the loop with happenings in the world for a while. Are those idiots living under the ministry still around? That thing always gave me the creeps. I know I shouldn't doubt the tribunal's power but I've always had a bad feeling about that.

boo ya great idea

Get there and realize that it's a different universe and the physics and chemistry are completely different.

i'd probably try to chim and zero-sum insted..

> Be Norwegian
> Get Nord stats
> Battle Cry
> Run to nearest bandits below Whiterun
> Battle Cry
> Stab them lots
> Grab their stuff
> Sleep
> Grab chest
> Battle Cry
> Stab rest
> Overencumbered
> Steal horse
> Teleport
> Sell all
> Buy all HP pots
> Buy gear
> Craft gear
> Time to go adventurin

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they gonna trust ya for sure m8

Yeah... Let's believe the stranger who told us one of our friend is a traitor...

How do you make them believe in you ? No. How do you even contac tthem ? Should I recall you that the entry exam in the guild is a pikpocket theft in broad daylight ?

im good im a prepper survival skills are a thing

vvardenfell is pretty much gone, what was left got fucked by argonians, only the north of morrowind and solstheim is still inhabitable by dunmer master race.
but the'll get it back, the deadra will help them

nah, I've trained in the navy seals for 20 years, so I can kung fu chop a dragon in half with my hands behind my back. this scenario is so fucking stupid, honestly

I'd imagine running to the nearest hold and then convincing the people with your amazing knowlege of modern shit would get you at least some venture capital. Kinds columbus style.
And you won't even get burned as a witch, since they have magic everywhere. Hell, the knowlege of siege engines and ballistas vs dragons is enought to get you sheltered.

Once you have a home base, you can start working on long term plans.

oooh sure, another online seal....

>be black
>become redguard because I guess their the black people of Skyrim
>also not allowed into whiterun

You know how to build a ballista? Or any seige engine for that matter?

kektrue

Why not just get a normal job?
I'm sure the Khali it could use a couple extra hands.

Jokes on you, I'm like 270 pounds. I'm gonna be the largest merchant around. Financially and in terms of fat.

i know and i have done it, reenactor..

1 month to learn, read OP post

But does he have the strengh and tools to build one ? since I assume nobody would be fool enough to indulge in the strange construction of the stranger when there is harvest to be done...

Not fucked at all. 1 month... Pff. All I need is 3 min and 37 sec.

1. Join the thieves guild.
2. Convince the guild to take over red water den and produce skooma.
3. Drink a fortify Autism potion.
4. Brew a fuck load of Skooma.
5. Profit!

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sure

>learn restoration magic
>hope it can cure cancer
>otherwise I won't last very long
;_;7

Actually yes, I do, both traction ballistas and small catapults, and I've helped maintain a trebuchet or two.
The shit you learn while being part of the Society of Creative Anachronism is kinda neat.

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Deadra of all things... I leave for a while and look what happens.

kek
Tndulgeing in the strange construction of the stranger that sounds exactly like to sort of quest adventurers would be forced to undertake.

I would seek out mages and alchemists and try to obtain a cure for type 1 diabetes as soon as possible before i ran out of insulin and supplies.It would be my main quest i guess you could say.After that,I would like to bang an elf please.