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Help me out lads edition

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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

Why do you want to spit on Dana?

She dindu nuffin

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

ask her if it's gay to look at other men working out at the gym

Here is a good comeback
"Did your parents eat grass, cause youre such a cow."

"alright haha xDD"

>subtly hinting you work out

Nice

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

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All yanks and yankettes (Canadians) are unfunny cretins worthy only of mass genocide or pestilence

I have taken your input into consideration Schmidt

Tell her "I beat to beat your ass out, but without the b"

I eat to eat your ass out?

>goes to vietnam and iraq because big strong america told australia to do so

We didn't bury any boys in the jungle or desert honey, you did

Yank

'I'll make you appreaciate the spit once I put my dick into your ass/cunt'

Soon lads

I don't know Hans that's a bit much and we should move on from the spit

Bit of a stretch to revert to a irrelevant war I had no say in you pathetic spastic

Typically Canadian reply

because its there and I like the desert

bitter and overly hostile, posting from a phone

typical Australian reply

You are part of a society that sucks American cock whilst I am part of a society that loathes yanks

Stupid yank

My mate actually had a habit of spitting girls during sex. Said it was funny.

>68416377
hmmm
Might be 'dora bait but then again I could see a laf being this deluded
Tough call

Maybe make her qualify herself to you:

'then better be a good girl are you a good girl?'
'then better be not to bratty, you are a good girl, aren't you?

>a society that loathes yanks

you're indistinguishable and have been for many decades

learning about black british slang

wagwan senpai dis ting hench

Don't know how brits can go on about blacks in yankland when their own speak like this
Even ebonics is easier to understand

could you all fuck off? no one wants you here

I like the idea

Here we go lads

fucked it.

or 'will you behave'?

Ah yes

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i fucking love this german lmao

People have been saying that since the first message mate, stop being a broken clock

it's a small section of british blacks concentrated in london

most black british lads speak normally.

as someone who has a pathetically lower class accent I don't think it's very nice to single people out for shit like that.

can't believe it, you were off to a good start

dont ever reply to me again, especially since you used one of MY ideas without paying me royalty's.

it's dead jim

>53:14
Not a chance

Just filtered yanks. christ its much better here now

that wasnae your idea pal, that was MY idea.

nah mate

the battle of Britain itself was shorter than that


umm sweetie, I think you'll find it was my idea

mate abos are pretty much left to their own devices in the outback and even they speak better english than this

>wagwan senpai dis ting hench
bad

>ach och get tae fuck ya dirtae sassenach
good

anybody got and explanation for this shit?

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Mate: checked

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hair is getting a tad thin

what's the pengest munch in nottingham

just a note, it's supposed to be f.am not senpai but I forgot about the filter when I wrote it

How do you guys usually get your haircut?

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me in the back thinking about what i'll have for lunch

i have an embarrassingly bad haircut but im not sure what else to get

unironically have no (0) (zero) reason to live

>first message
>hurr you fucked it
>gets a reply

>second message
>hurr you fucked it
>gets a reply

>third message
>hurr you fucked it

what about the white race laddie

I don't lol
I get it cut like twice a year maybe and otherwise let it grow long

when I do I get something lame and generic

got a reply to the third mate?

A bit longer on the top, short on the sides with undercuts then use some hair wax to comb them to the side.

...

>a man hops into a taxi

>the taxi driver asks the man, "where would you like to go today?"

>the man replied, "yes."

let's try that logic:

>put a single bullet in revolver
>pull trigger once/twice/...
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What do white people have to do with New Zealand?

By that logic every venture is destined to fail mate

You can only understand American blacks because of American culture domination desu

if you hear real ghetto niggas they are impossible to understand

>american "culture"

dude ur just a meatbag
wormfood bru
everything fails so don't even bother loser
nihilism bra

>undercut with hair wax
imagine i attached an image of a man in a white dress shirt with a disgusted look on his face and hand gestures that suggest he's saying 'ew, no'

been had dubshoes nigga hahahaa

I'm not trying to fuck you or the guy you are imagining, so I don't care.

You can put quote marks around it but it doesn't change the fact they are cultrual centre of the western world

WAGWAN BOSSMAN YA RIGHT

Imagine being this aussie runt

Imagine all the people

>he has an undercut
jesus wept, does there exist a more bent hair style?

>they are "cultural centre of the western world"

so many people

SNAP

how did JUST become a thing

I'm such an ugly, spastic cunt


Honestly don't know why I ever get optimistic, it doesn't get better

NEED a short haired gf

le funny PoC twitter

tallfags btfo

>I'm gay but I won't admit it just yet.

That's a small picture

>being this insecure

Short hair goes better with big tits

i want to get the german talking to me through an earpiece while i try to hookup with girls

It's ok. I'm sure your two mommies are accepting.

this german isn't so bad, for a hun

>mommies

foy

He's always looking for an argument desu, it's a bit pathetic

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think this is a different lad than the dane, he spells mum with an o.

High as fuck right now lads

gonna do a suicide