Mfw this is a thing in Britain

>mfw this is a thing in Britain

Absolutely disgusting

Leave it to a br*t to cut the crusts off a sandwich like a fucking toddler.

how do you make it? i have cucumbers and bread, what spread do they use?

>spread
I don't think you understand

Amerifat doesn't like vegetables

Looks kinda tasty desu. Very cute as well.

>they've never had a cucumber sandwich

They're easy to make and fantastic in the summer.

Take cucumber slices, add a bit of pepper to them, and put them between two slices of bread.

they're fucking great fattie

Sounds bland...

Like all British food that isn't junk food.

I make these sometimes with mustard. Also when I go to subway I ask for extra cucumbers and eat em on the side lol

I always get water with the watercup though. I'm not that savage

they have a sandwich called "Toast Sandwich
>pic related

it's real, I didn't believe it at first

They're fucking awful.

I prefer a nice light classoc American party salad.

I actually do like these tbqh

>french fry and ketchup sandwich
>pinnacle of English cuisine

>trying to get an American near a vegetable

>he literally never played chug-a-butter

The fuck

this is so unhealthy

w-what?

>they don't know about the classic "i dare you" version with mayonnaise

it's a meme

nobody eats that
crisp sarnies and chip butties on the other hand

It's not that, I eat almost a salad a day. Today I head a healthy Grilled Chicken Caesar, yesterday I went piggy and had a mac salad, really fucking good with onions, garlic, etc.
The thing isn't veggies, it's just that it sounds bland as fuck without Hummus and/or pita.

If you put fresh tomatoes, pork ham (not the disgusting turkey one) and olive oil that's actually neat for a summer picnic

>not liking cucumber sandwiches

state of this post

why not just eat cucumbers? why get bread involved at all? especially fucking flavorless white bread, jesus christ. what the fuck is wrong with brits? this is a pointless creation.

>a healthy Grilled Chicken Caesar

>Caesar dressing
>healthy

What's wrong with that? We have this too
Well if we were to choose what kind of sandwich you wanna eat, I wouldn't choose this, but I'm still OK with it

>mfw this is a thing in Europe
Fucking yuropoors and their gelatine

...

What le fuck

You have not seen European gelatin meals before?

they make fun of us for shit like oreos that are fried, but at least you can eat that.

>white bread

I don't get it, why not just eat it normally? Is it used for saving space? Perhaps keeping it longer?

If I call you nigger, ain't nothing to it, your 66% statistic made me do it.

Don't talk shit about my step dad

This. It's very popular in India too

ar-are those.. are those spaghettios?

POO

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

YEAH STACY YOU CAN DO IT!

That's actually delicious though. I use cream cheese as spread.

why not just drink
cucumbers are 95% water anyway
dumb fruits !

cucumber sandwiches are definitely good

this isn't real is it?

Ham is proof you Muslim.

>American sees a sandwich
>automatically assumes it has to be eaten on its own as an entire lunch
Cucumber sandwiches are a staple part of an afternoon tea, you philistines

>white bread
Racist bastards

>cucmbers with tea
anglo cuisine everyone

You'd think that cucumber on bread and black tea with milk would be up your alley, Ivan. A lot of what else is served at a high tea is pretty similar to Russian blini

>black tea with milk
That's mongolian

dafuk is that wich country except britain eat this ?