I just walked in on my girlfriend fucking a close friend of mine on my bed. She just smirked and then she stared at me while she continued to ride him.
I'm in my living room now, listening to them fuck. She's never been this loud before. My hands are shaking and I don't know what to do.
Take ur cock out and start fapping....kik?
set the couch on fire and leave
join in, fuck ur friend in the ass, thatll teach him.
Nice hidden cuck thread faggot an hero.
Delicious copypasta
Film it and DELIVER OP
take pics of them doing it, post with timestamps
This.
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You shouldn't jack off, wait until he leaves and fuck her while she describes everything she did with him.
That's what I do.
kill yourself for posting this stale ass copypasta again,,,,
Stale pasta is stale.
Get the things you need, and light the house on fire.
Kik?
Go in and join. I'm serious, show her by making it a threesome.
light a firecracker in their room
saw this copy pasta like 2 years ago
nice try cuck fag
She's not your girlfriend any more
No, I don't even really know what kik is.
you could quit posting pasta
Lol...google it !! Lazy
Murder them Batman.
And since you just happened to have a fitting gif for the situation, you figured "Hey, why not post this funny little story on Sup Forums?"...
3/10
this
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Call the cops. Press charges. This sort of behavior is punishable by death. Unless you're an infidel who denies Muhammad is the one true prophet of God.
If you had faith in Allah this would never had happened to you.
Seriously OP? Thats what? the 6th time this week?
There are not many of us left it seems
copypasta is stale
Fuck your own ass, display dominance
I like this copypasta. It's so effective.
might as well shitpost on Sup Forums.
this is your life now, OP.
I didn't say I was interested in knowing what it is.
Plus my girlfriend and I have sex with enough other guys/girls not really into chatting online. Last weekend had our friend/her bull stay all weekend, they fucked every day, he and I fucked once, and I fucked one of her friends at a party.
Sure she's your GF?
sound like you're having a mossberg moment.
record it on video for later fapping, pack your shit, and just walk out.
roll
Cheers mate !!
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Leave. Never come back. Never talk to either of them again. After a while they'll begin to worry so much about what happened to you that the guilt will literally eat them alive.
Pics or this is bait OP!
Im a little.jealous..except for fucking dude part....
Well, i mean that part was optional of course. I just like sucking dick.
Sauce on the GIF?
Ive never had that done..but ive heard men suck better than chics...
Put towels under the door. Light on fire leave
Ok, I'll go take some pics. Give me a sec.
What's this chick's full name in the gif?
Yo pothead bitch...are you sure you walked into your own house?!
That's my girlfriend. I used my phone to record her so that people would believe me.
sit outside their door. make sure you are trying to suck your own dick when they come out
Not really true, i think its just something gay dudes say so people will let them suck their dicks. In my experience girls are better, but I really don't think you can generalize. It just depends on how into it you are and how good you are at paying attention to what other people like. I am really good at it, but the guy I was with this weekend is kinda rubbish. But he is also not that great in bed, just has a huge dick and pounds away. But my girlfriend still likes it on occasion cause he is massive and sometimes she just likes getting thrown around.
Come on OP! Is this bait? Video it and you'll be able to blackmail her!
this pasta is of the copied variety.
Oh sweden
I just walked in on my girlfriend making pasta with a close friend of mine in my kitchen.
kek love that meme
>saved
Sure, and her name is?
Kinky. I wouldn't mind walking in to the sight of my wife riding my best friend.
No it's Becky.
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Moider em
Certified stale
it's really important that you accept those feelings that you have now. is there any camera you could take a video of them now with?
>My hands are shaking
You're suffering an allergic reaction to stale pasta. Find an epipen before you die like this thread should.
I'm not OP.
American
but we are still here
You should probably get on Sup Forums and post some pasta like this.
No you know what it feels like to be a German.
Yep, he still hasn't delivered on the pic...
>I-I'm ordering chinese, you guys hungry?
Op man up and deliver sauce on the gif
Yell at the dog, Fuck the dude in the ass, pull out and wipe your shitty dick on your GF's face. Turn around and shit all over all of them... yell "The Aristocrats!!!"
Get the fuck up from your couch and beat the shit outta that guy. Go tell your gf you're done, and if she gives you shit shout louder. Fuckin pussy ass mother fucker have some respect for yourself. Bitch.
Old pasta is old
Old copypasta is old
Breakup, move on
could be worse.
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>my girlfriend
How does your right hand fuck someone else?
That means you were jerking some other guy off. Faggot.
Pasta
Set the place on fire while they're fucking
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Wait for sloppy seconds.
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Lets file this under "things that never happened"
In case true?
Procure knife. Stab faces.
dope bait, any real man would have started beating the shit out of the kid immediately
time to go this is clearly bait.
>sage
nope
stop posting pasta
There's only one way to proceed. Kill them both, then kill yourself. There's really no other way.
Start it off a little more believable.
Yes. Only a cuck would let any of them out of the house alive.
10/10 copy paste
Kill yourself you beta cuck faggot
Walk out. Keep your dignity. If you live with her stay somewhere else. Don't answer her texts. Make her sweat. Then after a couple days of calming down and thinking about how you feel about her and the situation, show up and tell her you were too pissed to talk to her, you know everything, and demand an explanation and an apology. Then either take her back or don't, depending on your multiple day reflection.
There's vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spaghetti.
>cucked
>go to be Sup Forums immediately and tell them.
i hope you werent expecting support
Fuck acting like a proper adult user, we're trying get some sauce on that gif
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