Sup Forums I'm really constipated. what do?
Sup Forums I'm really constipated. what do?
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take a shit
take a shit
take a shit
Enema clears you right out
Get a laxative to help you shit. It's not good to be backed up. Eat more fiber.
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Take a shit, come back and post a picture
take a shit
Try some taco bell? Idk...
Drink a lot of prune juice.
take a shit, if you cant punch yourself in the stomach really hard so you have to shit
alternate sips of hot coffee and ice cold water
Get some high fiber cereal. Eat that for breakfast.
Then snack on almonds throughout the day, and have a salad for lunch.
Then have salad, veggies and chicken for dinner.
Stop shooting heroin.
Dude the jalepeno fresco chicken sandwich is back at Wendy's. It's delicious and you will shit fire from your asshole
Put a bunch of marshmallows in your ass.
Fuck a horse in the ass!
30 cc Milk of Magnesia with 10cc Cascara Sagrada
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Forgot pic. This op. Eat this
I'll go take a drive
Imodium to the max
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It tastes like shit so it may actually help you.
White castle is guaranteed to make you shit. They are called sliders for a reason.
i love getting constipated that means I can down some lax and turn my ass into a fucking rocket shuttle
the porcelain is the canvas and i am its artist
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>take a shit
>place straw in ass
>awesome crystals
>post result
>..
>profit??
Use your garden hose or a funnel to put water up your bum which will both soften it and add a bit of back pressure to help you push it out.
You could also try an air compressor.
Buy some KY Jelly and lube up.
eat fiber.
Drink water
it will go out, just drink plenty of water
Chew some tobacco