Post 4 words when one night stand says, "I'm pregnant."

Post 4 words when one night stand says, "I'm pregnant."

Will you marry me?

>if you stay pregnant

Oh no. Not again.

'Jokes on you faggot'

"Where's my doc martens?"

da fuq u say

Lets Get An Abortion.

"I had a vasectomy"
I've also been on hrt long enough that my balls would useless even if I hadn't gotten snipped, but whatever.

No. Abort or die.

Time for an abortion.

"I don't know you."

Dubs decide its name.

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Oh no it begins...

Lets Celebrate! Get Naked!

Not in my house

You mother fucking faggot.

Plan b's fifty bucks

No way, Me too!

I told you swallow

Knock the bitch out

Yeah nah get fucked

I've had a vasectomy

time to an hero

You telling kimbo slice

Use a hanger bitch

"Got any stairs here?"

Keked
Underrated post

"I have a girlfriend"

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

"I like you more as a friend"

boy or an abortion

>4 words.
>being this retarded

Ne wanna no wanga!

Scramble that fuck trash.

I dont care you make it 4 words faggot what difference does it make

"I aint tha one."

Is it ready George?

"who is this again?"

"nice bait nigger faggot"

"newfags are cancer reeeeeeee"

Should I hit you?

Bitch you crazy, NO.

Where's the coat hanger?

go grab something downstairs

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If you were going to break the rule then you could've at least made it funny.

Sorry, I know I shouldn't pick on the mentally challenged but I just can't help myself.

"Do you wanna die?"

Possum Kingdom says so

are you retarded?
> both of these posts had a thoughtful point
> being retarded
of course you are

You Need An Abortion

kek. or

I am pro life

OP is an attention whore. fuck off

kek. or

I am pro choice

"Abortion is a right!"

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> I'm a black man

Fix your own problems

You're not old enough.

You Have a Penis

pinocchio?

"I didn't consent reproducing"

> followed with rape charges

New fags can't triforce

SMOKE BOMB, I'M OUT!

"I din do nuffin"

Hi pregnant, I'm Dad

Not my kid bitch.

you must be joking.

New Phone who dis

CHAT SHIT GET BANGED

(Sup Forums represent!)

sorry but im sterile

good luck with that

Good luck with that.

oh no, friendzoned again!
*walks off in sadness*

> FALCON
> PUNCH
> ABORTION
> BINCH

unconsented pregnancy shouldn't legal

Disgusting fag.

Sure sweetie, I'll be a good daddy. I'll send money.

GIVE ME THE TIMBS!

Had vasectomy. Try elsewhere.

This kills the woman

It's a threesome tonight!

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Four words "Two words - Buh-Bye!"