Post 4 words when one night stand says, "I'm pregnant."
Will you marry me?
Post 4 words when one night stand says, "I'm pregnant."
Will you marry me?
>if you stay pregnant
Oh no. Not again.
'Jokes on you faggot'
"Where's my doc martens?"
da fuq u say
Lets Get An Abortion.
"I had a vasectomy"
I've also been on hrt long enough that my balls would useless even if I hadn't gotten snipped, but whatever.
No. Abort or die.
Time for an abortion.
"I don't know you."
Dubs decide its name.
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Oh no it begins...
Lets Celebrate! Get Naked!
Not in my house
You mother fucking faggot.
Plan b's fifty bucks
No way, Me too!
I told you swallow
Knock the bitch out
Yeah nah get fucked
I've had a vasectomy
time to an hero
You telling kimbo slice
Use a hanger bitch
"Got any stairs here?"
Keked
Underrated post
"I have a girlfriend"
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"
"I like you more as a friend"
boy or an abortion
>4 words.
>being this retarded
Ne wanna no wanga!
Scramble that fuck trash.
I dont care you make it 4 words faggot what difference does it make
"I aint tha one."
Is it ready George?
"who is this again?"
"nice bait nigger faggot"
"newfags are cancer reeeeeeee"
Should I hit you?
Bitch you crazy, NO.
Where's the coat hanger?
go grab something downstairs
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If you were going to break the rule then you could've at least made it funny.
Sorry, I know I shouldn't pick on the mentally challenged but I just can't help myself.
"Do you wanna die?"
Possum Kingdom says so
are you retarded?
> both of these posts had a thoughtful point
> being retarded
of course you are
You Need An Abortion
kek. or
I am pro life
OP is an attention whore. fuck off
kek. or
I am pro choice
"Abortion is a right!"
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> I'm a black man
Fix your own problems
You're not old enough.
You Have a Penis
pinocchio?
"I didn't consent reproducing"
> followed with rape charges
New fags can't triforce
SMOKE BOMB, I'M OUT!
"I din do nuffin"
Hi pregnant, I'm Dad
Not my kid bitch.
you must be joking.
New Phone who dis
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
(Sup Forums represent!)
sorry but im sterile
good luck with that
Good luck with that.
oh no, friendzoned again!
*walks off in sadness*
> FALCON
> PUNCH
> ABORTION
> BINCH
unconsented pregnancy shouldn't legal
Disgusting fag.
Sure sweetie, I'll be a good daddy. I'll send money.
GIVE ME THE TIMBS!
Had vasectomy. Try elsewhere.
This kills the woman
It's a threesome tonight!
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Four words "Two words - Buh-Bye!"