Haiku me bitch!

Haiku me bitch!

That plant is tiny
Why is that plant so tiny
Or is your hand huge?

beautiful

Haikus, normally,
are broken into three parts
because people suck

OP is a faggot
I think he should kill himself
Get off my board

Suck my big balls
Hairy stinky balls
Op is a faggot

No, motherfucker.
I won't waste my time with that.
Shove it up your ass.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

I am a fat dad
Have sympathy for me
It's snowing on mount fuji

Faggots to the left
Faggots to the right
What a bunch of gaylords

OP is faggot.
Potato is only friend.
Life as slav is hard.

I have to go pee
For some reason I'm not though
Oh well piss myself

OP tries so hard
To prove that summerfags are
Very very real

Catchy

I made baked Ziti
With penne pasta
Someone kill me

It's pronounced "Oh-Pee"
you glorious winged fag
that's one too many.

Air is pickling
Seventy six more floors
Fat fuck!

The image loads
of OP's nude mom
I came... hard

I killed thee
not forf spite or rage
but for pasta

Tiny tree in hand
Show tits or gtfo
OP is a fag

Dr O'Dwyer
Time to have your head smashed in
With my new hammer

I walk in the night
John Wallace greets me warmly
I do not know that man

Five Syllables Here
There's Seven Syllables Here
Refrigerator

Since I like haikus
I'll still wrIte one, but really,
Kill yourself, faggot.

I lold

Cheers buddy

Laying in my truck,
Waiting on the pumps to roll,
A frac sand hauler.

humble tumbleweave
what brings you to the alley?
Ghetto ass bitches

Wow, I can't believe,
How incredibly stupid,
You are, mongoloid.

tiny potted tree,
how did you get so tiny?
tiny tiny tree

I forgot the pic
many are smarter than me
I should stop drinking

Lost a friend today
Fair winds and following seas
Miss you my brother

nigger is nogging
my nigger while nigging
nigger nigger chicken dinner

this is not a haiku

How is my penis
So incredibly large?
It's ridiculous.

that's not a haiku
you stupid american
why dont you just die

A giant's great hand
makes the greatest trees look small
nuke that giant faggot

two pair of sweet dubs
how did you get so lucky?
check those double dubs

your dick is so tiny
women laugh behind your back
commit Sudoku

Is that a small tree?
can't tell if it's a palm tree
or a nug of weed.

your tiny white dick
gives women giggling fits
honkey dont taunt me

Quadrilateral
An example of one is
Parallelogram

There was a young faggot called OP,
Who thought he was a rhymer,
He didnt rhyme.
At all.

A European?
Is it nice living under,
Sharia laws, Cuck?

your haikus suck ass
you dirty fucking faggot
I hope you get aids.

Fat ass Amerifag.
I.Q of about 2.5.
"Muh freedums, woo"

Thick manly right hand
Holds a beauty of nature
Hands great for fisting

Why are you so mad?
Did my genius haiku flow,
Touch a raw nerve, there?

Underrated

That's not a haiku
you complete fucking retard
i hope you dont breed

I watch game grumps too
Sonic episodes are great
It's snowing on Mount fuji

Air pickling quickly
Seventy six more floors
Fat fuck!

Today is the day
Where we celebrate the life
Of Jason Voorhees

He mention it because those posts are 6 7 6 not 5 7 5