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>walk into work
>see this
What do?
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I don't have such a shitty education that I'd work somewhere like that.
Ask if it's fresh organic beef. Then inquire about price .
Get cookin'
Drag that shit to the meat department and fire up the grill.
i would try to find out what fucking moslem bitch made a halal slaughtering in the middle of a supermarket
Ask why my steak is under cooked
clean up isle 3....
Pull out my 3ds and play video games.
Find a vegan, bring them over and laugh.
you ignorant american
I live there, thats an organic cow is expensive as fuck, but you could cut your own stick fresh, then weight it and pay for it, it doesn't get any better than that.
story?
Free meat!
i'm not certified to clean up blood or other potential biohazards.
mfw
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>Cleanup on aisle 2.
damn you.
I'd fuck it like it's never been fucked before.
Is this some shitty PETA pic where they try to shock people into being vegans or that's an actual thing that happened?
> he doesn't know about the new organic farming trends
that's an organic cow, mate. all natural and healthy
Start laughing hysterically
Christ, how much would you want to get pay to clean ALL that shit up - professionally or not.
Fuck me, I dont think anything less than a grand would do otherwise.
>Willem Dafoe sucked on prime Madonna tits
I will hate this man forever.
Start choppin', user! That shit ain't gonna clean, cut, weigh, and package itself!!
Do you even know what farm-to-table means?
I wonder what i did to end up working at a habib shop
my guess, some faggot as animals lovers did this in protest "let these shit lord see what they are doing" in an ironic way of showing not to kill animals, they fucking kill one.
vegan social experimetn gone sexuallll
I love fresh meat sections
Find PA system and announce "cleanup in aisle 7.... Also inquire about today's special on beef", then get back to browsing Sup Forums.
Yeah it happened accidently release of nerve gas.
Walk home.
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Make plans for lunch.
prissy ass bitch.
no wonder all the mexicans are taking fat american jobs
take a photo then post this thread om Sup Forums
Ironic, considering Madonnas tits now resemble Willem Dafoe
Looks like today's inventory is cancelled. O well. Back in the van, guys.
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Yeah I would do it for like $100
Ohh the Tralpe is on sale, better stock up
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Wonder why im suddenly working in a supermarket instead of my normal job of race car driver/astronaut/bikini inspector/nigger hanger
>nigger hanger
whats the price per ton? is it comparable to copper?
Now they're gonna have to pay reparations and it will be illegal to say anything bad about beef.
Best fucking response
kek, price tags reminded me of this.
rate 5 stars for fresh produce
Make the newguy clean that shit
Well, I do like it fresh.
Is this what they do in Oklahoma, instead of leaving a horse head in your bed, they leave a cow in your Piggly Wiggly?
someone has to sell your fat edgy ass some food.
nigger