>wake up
>see this
What do?
Wake up
Suck.
kiss and suck it! :)
succ
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Kys
Ye
>uncut
eww
Fart on it, and then stick finger in peehole
uncut is so much better
so you walk back into it
kiss it good morning since it was so kind as to greet me enthusiastically
then fondle the balls, lifting the sack up so I can get a good whiff of that ball musk
then I'd work on peeling the foreskin back with my tounge
looks better
sucks better
so long as they shower and aren't unhygienic as fuck you don't need to worry about smegma. super unwashed cut dick isn't as bad as super unwashed uncut, but that shouldn't even factor in cuz not bathing regularly is disgusting.
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>being this new
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No.
He said 360 you tard.
this
>"nice cock, but how did you get into the reactor?"
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chop it off
What the fuck man, I was eating and everything
fucking vomit. who the fuck lets their kid walk around with that. where is the head? poor kid, this is why we circumcise our sons. keep them healthy everyone.
start to suck
Headbutt balls
are you fucking retarded?
if he turned for 360 degrees he'd be turned at the same direction again. wow you are a fucking idiot
quads
this
nope
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360 degrees is a complete circle. You mean 180 degrees.
how is this bait?
he's right, you know.
>This nigga doesn't even into moonwalking
circumsize it with a blunt rusty knife.
did you stop eating or just continue, feeling slightly disgusted?
Thank the "geniuses" for calling the paramedics and wonder what I was doing in the Apple store.
You is stupid.
Open my mouth and allow that wonderful cock to empty its load down my throat!
this this this
I tell my son to leave the house
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OMG it's a dick
Are you gay or something?
bitch u were woken up >by dis stop lieing
Broke it in two, and fucking kill him while he cry, because i don't like dicks and if you are a male you shouldn't too
ding dong, ding dong.
also
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exchange nudes at
Fem372
im horny and wanna show myself
nobody will fall for this shity, right? RIGHT??
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Hit with baseball bat or something, cunt broke into my house. Also all you niggers saying "suck" would probably freak out to tbh.
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> to tbh
do a 720, place my legs behind my head, and rocket poop up at it
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>being this retarded
go to the kitchen and get the cleaver
No way
and no homo right?
Oh here we go...
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posting in a faggot thread
>hurrdurr newfaggot doesn't know bout our classy ol maymay, dear heavens!
>I like traps
>But im not gay
Give his meat a good ol' rub.
YO I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE!
Thats the Nollywood one where all the nurses fuck all the patients and they all get AIDS right?
ITS A MEME YOU DIP
make him fucking shave properly