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gonna do a suicide

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What's one thin you're REALLY quite good at?

fuck sake

on my lunch break at work and i just called the chippy the chipper by habit

had to lay on a convincing story why i do it

beef stew slow cooking downstairs smells good

dont do it mate, go get help

wasting time

the tights gf

gonna do a homi

warhammer 40k lore

the problem with being the IT department in a non-IT company is you basically become the Competency department

was really good at trampolining when i was a little kid

the trouble with scotland is that its full of scots

killing niggers

I pull up roll the windows down and pew pew pew

Wheeler Dealers starting now lads

already did but it didn't work

>Hi there user, thanks for applying for the vacancy of My Boyfriend. As my prospective boyfriend, what can you offer me in the relationship department that no one else can? What are your strengths? Bear in mind that I'm also talking to four other lads that are interested in this vacancy!

Riding motorbikes

very much enjoy when a /brit/ poster says something thats actuallly correct and insightful.

alcos are the best

lost count how many times I caught one bloke pocketing just a single special brew. always let him off until he decided to go for a £25 wine box instead

asking stupid questions
oh wait, that's you JEJ

am not interested in you you slavic pig

all north koreans should be killed

then get more help. Being in a suicidal state of mind isn't the place where your mind will just naturally settle if there isn't something wrong with you. Its like you're bleeding, so you put on a bandage but notice you're still bleeding so you just decide "ah well i was clearly just destined to bleed for the rest of my life"

How do you explain youtube being packed with "SJW BTFO BY LOGIC" etc. videos and very little to the contrary except shit like MTV decoded and Buzz Feed which are usually disliked to death?

*swipes the pint from her pathetic grasp*
*downs it in under 3 seconds and smashes the glass on my forehead*
*other diners turn around with horrified looks on their faces*
*i burst out of my seat and let out the most blood-curdling 'REEEEEEEEEEEE' man has ever witnessed*
*she stumbles back, mortified at my display of dominance*
*drop my trousers, shit on the floor and bolt out of the place whilst laughing manically*

really can't do first dates lads

Scotchmen? Not a fan.

Had to chase someone who tried to steal £150 of baby food the other day

what did you call me

Smashed an interview yesterday lads. Feeling pretty smug rn.

>memes
>big willy
>I'm not white so you can use me to show how progressive you are

the suggestions on yt are based on your views you absolute bellend
do you really think sargon of akkad or some other mess like that is important?

post map

Think my plastic surgeon doesn't like me lads

here's a better idea, keep living miserably whilst deteriorating your mind with drugs/alcohol

Bet you never expected this one to be on your list.

it doesn't count if it's an obvious proxy

Youtube keeps recommending me those fedora videos, bit annoying tbqh.

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I imagine a lot of people are apathetic with a minority of internet users who purposefully seek out those kind of things

problem is ive noticed the methods of help will only work for a person who desires to get better, when i don't

nerd

Just seen a tranny in the wild for the first time. How these freaks think they're fooling anyone is beyond me

Who's talking about suggestions?

Would you live in a Queenslander?

>tfw straight white male who can be left-wing or right-wing whenever need be

what you getting done

do you know how hard it is to get a north korean proxy? probably harder than actually getting into north korea

regardless, i don't care anyway

what'll be your next gimmick after this masterwork

yeah feels bad man, fuck all else in their life but booze and drugs. but you've gotta do your job

at least they get away with it anyway.

weird basement

no, too many cobwebs

t. queenslander

Yes

by the time it's finished i expect i can move on to mars

willy implant

hahaha this
i go to uni but work with runts in my spare time

let's post anti-kim propaganda and try and get him arrested

need a job

any tips?

nobody wants to get better. If depression/suicidal thoughts are what you've known for a while they develop this strange comfiness to them (speaking from experience). You have to force yourself to get help and you get jogged out of that pattern of thinking. At that point you start getting better. I've got to go to the library now lad but do remember what i've said

Milo Yiannopoulos ANNIHILATES College Feminist Who Calls Him a White Supremacist and Schools Her on "Male Privilege"

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lel'd

funny and it makes a good point


good job paddy

Remember that video of the big centipede eating a live mouse?

breakfast is a couple of sandwiches of smoked cheese, chilli sausages and some wanky itialian name pork

think I've surpassed myself desu

Why can't Milo stand straight

i will and shan't take any of it on board

he's bent

STAND UP to the feminazi echo chamber

People eat this shit up, now find me a video in support of mass immigration for example.

Regardless of how many hats you want to throw at a subject, I thought we were saying that lefties run the internets.

Should have expected that

But really he's all over the place when he talks

what happened to that dane who used to post here? itching to tick denmark off my list desu

he moved to germany

BEN SHAPIRO DISMANTLES THE LEFT

But really, how come was Agincourt such a huge win?

meant for

Longbows m8

Brits were god-tier at them

WATCH: 7 Year Old obliterates Radical Feminist in a Single Sentence

my arse is truly horrific

hairy, spotty, wrinkly and my arsehole looks like it's been mauled by a lion

Significant numbers of French knights got owned, which caused considerable humiliation to France

give me some gift ideas i can get from amazon

real yank hours who up

cornetto

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amazon gift voucher

gf wants to give me a thai massage.
might tell her to fuck off the bloody jf

superior archers and defences against cavalry massacred the french nobles

>brits

The Scotch weren't, they were on the other side and stubbornly refused to adopt the superior english bow

a gf

gameboy advance

I heard there are Maisie nudes going around

Please giff

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football, unironically played semi pro until I tore my acl

she'll probably have nude scenes in game of thrones next season so just wait

in ENFIELD Service Station now

it's alright though, scots had claymores

how the fuck would you even use something like that in combat

don't know where you keep them all lad

watching a youtube video of a japanese girl with large breasts pretending to be a cat