How would you?

how would you?

I would definitely how

First, I'd put that mouth to work and make you suck my dick.

raep her face

tell her to fuck off

>make her get a job
>take all the money she makes as my own

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Make her work in the music industry

clean my house my clothes make dinner and if theres still daylight weed my garden
bed time is 10
don't wear pjs

make her a big plate of scrambled eggs and force her to eat them

Once was enough.

She scrubs the kitchen floor. Maybe I'll let her blow me later. Or just fuck her. Then strip her naked and sell her to some niggers.

Fucking use her like a toilet

all the eggs?

Prostitution
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profit

>implying you're not a nigger

Find a hole to put my penis in obviously.

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10/10 for creativity

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get a permanent marker out (if i wasnt afraid of ink poisoning her) and write cuddle muffin on her forehead then use her as my own personal hot water bottle for the winter, get fit as fuck during the day, let her poop in a container in my room if she doesnt want to leave the house cause whatever social anxiety or whatever doesnt matter look after her clean her carry her love her

Make her play an acoustic rendition of sk8er boi

Clean your intestines with lukewarm chamomile tea. Kiss me. Get on your knees with your ass up. I will lick your asshole now for a while. Get ready to receive my 14cm (lol). I will now slide in and out your ass and cunt until I ejaculate. Bye.

I'd cut some of her hair and give her an awesome asian mustache.

What next?

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Tell her the 90s are dead.

She'd look better with one cyclops eye

thats easy, id make her sing while hurting her ass from behind. once we had a song or 2 in the can id make her sing into my flesh microphone while stroking it till i came

I'd fuck her then take off my Oculus rift and then cry.

*bowl

This

I would get Lori Petty to scrape all of her make up off with a razor blade and then we'd do a dance number while singing "let's do it"

But could you all fuck her knowing that the lead singer of Nickelback has been in every one of those holes? Sloppy seconds to Chad Kroeger

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Look at this photograph

Yeah, yeah I see it now. Good call user.
Still missing something though.

this

she's done (doin') that.

nigger that would only fuel my boner

Her husband has a 10 inch cock and they bang at least three times a day. They've mentioned it in like every interview they've ever done.

0/10 wouldn't bother with her stretched out swamp.

This thread got good

ALL OF THEM

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I like her outfit here biro

pleaase get me some food i am very hungery

Make her listen to real rock music so she fucking learns the difference.

>cut a hole on her stockings
>rape her from behind like a roadside whore
>kiss her passionately
>give her a name
>let her sleep in my bed
>spoon up with her
>call her my little sister
>take her from behind again but very gently
>train her to cum only when i allow her

lmao think she still needs a bigger nose

You guys stopped paying attention to her, she's crying now. I hope you'll feel bad and start making requests again.

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Wow.

Guys she's starting to look real sexy.

Can we make her sexier?

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ITT: cringe.

Replacement Avril

I knew her in the early 2000's. Total bitch. Tried to talk deryck out of marrying her but that faggot didn't listen.

No that bitch looks like an Alien

Cock tattoo on her right brestical maybe?

Have sex for the sole purpose of pro creation in order to make 2 - 3 children. Raise the children until they are old enough to move out on their own. Then we would grow old together.

I had actually gone ahead and given her a tattoo, I'll add your suggestion, but here's something while you wait.

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Shut the fuck up son.

> get her cleaned up
> feed her a balanced meal
> tuck her in and read her bed time stories
> she fall asleep
> completely vulnerable now...
> crack my knuckles
> get out of my chair
> see her sleeping angel face
> go to bed
lol you faggots

Jesus Christ that's grim even by Sup Forums standards.

make me a sandiwhch nigger lover

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I've always wanted to lick her feet. I cant be the only one.

fucking subhuman degenerate.

There you go. A big black cock on her right titty.

We can still put another on her left arm. I also think she needs a new hat. Suggestions?

Jamel you're not the only one she wants to cum in her.
let her enjoy family life.

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This is a tall order but do you think you could maybe get her legs behind her head and butt in the air showing off her gapping gash?

ha. at least one of you are with me. i knew it.

Stop posting your Alien fetish's

I'm here too niggers.

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Any bare foot?

for the feet bros.

Don't mind if I do. Thank you stranger.

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Avril's sister

Why doesn't this bitch get naked already?

Top man!

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Needs a giant penis shark shooped in there about to eat her.

She looks kinky as fuck. Bet she'd be up for some femdom foot worship.

Fuckin lost

would have her tied up and sit on a sybian while i rape her mouth.

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gettong old and fat

Isn't this the singer for evanescence?

Amy Lee

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from evanescence

from her mommy's vag

Fuckun saved!
Why wouldn't you start with this one?

you are now thinking about your mothers vagina.

is it a bit hairy? or perhaps you mother is dead an her vagina is long rotted.

Avril's mom

You idiot that's Marge Simpson

Fuck you. Seriously.