How the fuck is this possible?

How the fuck is this possible?

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I dont want to live in this world anymore.

looking at that makes me feel extremely uncomfortable


WTF is with that picture OP?

but seriously, are you actually looking for an answer so you can cook delisush spaghetti dogs?

because i can tell you the secret, my friend.

A series of levers and pulleys

Boil pasta
Take shishkaba skewer and poke holes in hot dog
Cut hot dog into pieces
Get grannys darning needles and carefully poke limp pasta thru hot dog holes

Noodle gun

skewer the hot dogs with the uncooked pasta then boil

Noodles are hard before you cook them. Poke a hole in the hot dog, put noodle in, cook. Noodle expands to fill hole.

You poke the dry spaghetti through the hot dog then you boil them together

Spot fucking on.

Just poke the hard uncooked spaghetti through the sausage bits? Am I dumb?

lol. beautiful.

Tried to make these once.. Wasn't a failed attempt, but it wasn't a perfect one neither. The dogs came out huge as fuck.. But the spaghetti was alright. Looked nothing like the picture though.

> Get rid of your extra chromosome
> Slice the raw sausages
> Plant the slices with the raw spaghetti
> Boil it all together
> ???
> Profit

What the fuck. Just poke the hot dogs with the raw pasta you retard

kys. weak b8

This is otherwise known as "Threading the noodle"

Lol, i made this a few weeks ago. Just had to try it, even served it for 15 other people.

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were you promptly rejected by your peers for being a 12 year old?

Underrated post

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bullshit

made some , its hotdog slices with uncooked spag poked through then simply boiled as normal , there is no getting grannys needles etc

tastes boring to be honest

Boiled 8-10 minutes only?

What... no sauce?

>tastes boring to be honest

What kind of sauce did you use?

Jesus, it's so fucking simple. Fuck off idiots.

who is it that keeps posting these threads?
there must be some kind of shit posting AI built into Sup Forums.

Everything was perfectly cooked. Boiled everything together. But the dogs i used, when boiled, grow to like 4x their size. Needs some sort kf sauce. By itself it's bland as fuck.

use a needle to thread the noodles through the sausage, dumbfuck.

brb going to /ck/ and posting this asking for a sauce to use on it. Will post the guaranteed replies.

you just do it when their dry them boil them, ffs you retards are on a new level of fucking stupidity.

On you go brother.

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You pierce them while they are still raw.

>Nobel Prize when?

garlic salt , paprika and a sprinkling of smoked chedder is the usual , i should have used the chilli hot dogs as the taste ( prob the salt ) gets washed out in the 15+ minute boil

i dont do sauce as i dont want to become a fat bastard

>the taste ( prob the salt ) gets washed out in the 15+ minute boil

But, spaghetti requires only 8-10 minutes

i dont do sauce as i dont want to become a fat bastard

Spaghetti sauce is composed mainly of tomatoes, garlic, pepper, herbs and spices. How can a person get fat from sauce?

lol

probably the fucking 1kg of "chedder" they put in.

I was thinking cheddar is a bigger concern to weight gain than sauce. However, If someone was concerned about weight gain, why would they eat hotdogs and spaghetti?

20 years, served for a group with ages ranging from 19-27. Sort of as a joke, but also serious in some ways. They took it well. Was served with a nice mushroom and creme sauce.

How the fuck would this work dumbass? You gotta use a sewing needle like in

>baiting
you even trying?

Yes you are dumb and a new fag too.
You are supposed to troll OP just like this guy did

The answer is: its not possible. The pic is obviously shooped

>not pre salting boiling water when cooking pasta

Lrn2 food network

Noodles in hot dogs

They must grow the hotdogs around the noodles.

fake and gay

>15+ minute boil

Why don't you save yourself the time and eat baby food?

top zozzle

Jesus who is that goddess

Paperclips and rubber bands

"Restaurant Impossible" is my fav. Usually some dysfunctional trying to run a restaurant and failing miserably.

Science

zozzling my sides out

The 4 thousand MG of sodium and 85 g of surat per tbsp

WTH is "zozzling?"

So much bait and cancer

ketchup

2/10

1 for making people rage.

1 more for making me comment.

Fucking fags

You have to have a brain to make this.

butter sauce or an Alfredo sauce

>i am the superior lurker here
>everyone else is a retarded normie

Emily Rudd. She's amazing.

nah mate see what it is is homemade hotdogs and while making the precious little meat tubes you incorporate the italian pasta snakes into the recipe so when you tube the meat the noodle worms are in the middle and once cooked you gently slice into the pureed meat johnsons and viola!

You need to think 4th dimensionally

>this new

photosynthesis chaudchien

>this new
>Trying this hard.

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2. morally right or justifiable: righteous indignation.
3. acting in an upright, moral way; virtuous: a righteous and godly person.
The company of just and zozzle men is better than wealth and a rich estate.

>trying this hard
>urban dictionary response to obvious troll

Topzoz

Salt is not the enemy. Starches can be the enemy, but salt intake is required for normal body functions. It takes quite a bit to OD on salt.

stick the pasta in dry and boil it, you goof

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through the noodles in hot dogs when they are raw, then cook (sorry for errors, google traductor XD)
BON APETITE

ITT: trolls trolling trolls ad infinitum

Only Old fags now how to flying spaghetti monster

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You're a fucking retard OP

ya that's fuckin disgusting

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>taking the bait

FUCKING NEWFAGGOT

Kek made my day user

i fucking lol'd

this fucking guy

wtf? put the spaghetti in the hot dogs THEN cook it

noice b8 lad

cum in them?

see

newfags baiting newfags baiting newfags. Pure fucking cancer.

are you fuckin retarded

Retard

This would be badass with Italian sausages.

this

he's trolling you retarded fuckin faggot

+1 internets for u

You Sir are smarter then the average user

You poke them through while the noodles are hard then cook them.