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I'm recklessly gay

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gonna do a suicide

The jock

They've been pummeling the paddies for centuries

Let me back up first. I am 23 and my brother is 25.

Our relationship has been pretty normal for the most part. I've basically never been to a party he didn't invite me to. He gave me my first drink, I got high first with his weed, he introduced me to the guy I had sex with first, the list goes on.
Anyway, he gets me tickets sometimes to these shows and once and a while he'll slip me back stage so I can meet the band. I'm usually pretty cool about it, but there was this one rock bank coming to town that I absolutely love. They're only mildly famous, but if you listen to a hard rock station, you've heard their stuff. Anyway, I pestered my brother constantly to get me good tickets and get me backstage. He did that and more. You see, in addition to making sure the band has all the M&M's and whatever B.S. they want, he hooks them up with whatever drugs they want as well. This gets him even closer access to them. Anyway, after the show this band invites him to their hotel suite for a party. He invites me and away we go...
Well the party is crazy. The band is there, some groupies, my brother and me. I drank, smoke a bit, I think I took some Speed or E, but I still don't know, it gets pretty hazy. What I do know is that at one point, things started getting sexual and I gave a blowjob to the drummer. That opened the door and I end up fucking 2 other guys, another band member and my brother. What lead up to that fits in the hazy category, but I do remember watching his face as I rode him cowgirl style.
We both passed out and woke up on the floor the next morning.
The conversation as he brought me home went like this: "pretty crazy night huh?" "yup." No mention of what happened, no mention of us having sex, nothing. This was a few months ago and everything has been as it had been. Our relationship hasn't changed any and we haven't had sex again. I don't know if he knows it happened as we both were pretty fucked up, but if I remember, shouldn't he?
Anyway, that's the story.

me

pls b in dublin

tights mentioned

first for Donald Trump was unironically put in power by the Russians

i fucking hate brown rice

>takes 2x as long as white/basmati
>tastes like shit popcorn
>somehow have to use 5x as much water
>still doesn't seem properly cooked

just tried to make some brown rice to go with chilli since there's no basmati in the house. takes about 20 mins to cook and need to keep putting more water in despite having used the right amount. think I'm just gonna throw it away anyway at this point.

FUCK BROWN RICE

i fucking hate brown rice

>takes 2x as long as white/basmati
>tastes like shit popcorn
>somehow have to use 5x as much water
>still doesn't seem properly cooked
>burn chilli while trying to sort it out and write this post at the same time

just tried to make some brown rice to go with chilli since there's no basmati in the house. takes about 20 mins to cook and need to keep putting more water in despite having used the right amount. think I'm just gonna throw it away anyway at this point. any tips for making brown rice?

why buy brown rice in the first place then desu

dickhead

weirdos

a moth flew into my water, swam away when i tried to save it and just fucking drowned didnt it

the state of these moths i tell ya

Pretty sure I could knock the fuck out of all continentals.

i fucking hate brown rice

>takes 2x as long as white/basmati
>tastes like shit popcorn
>somehow have to use 5x as much water
>still doesn't seem properly cooked
>burn chilli while trying to sort it out and write this post at the same time

just tried to make some brown rice to go with chilli since there's no basmati in the house. takes about 20 mins to cook and need to keep putting more water in despite having used the right amount. think I'm just gonna throw it away anyway at this point. any tips for making brown rice?

FUCK BROWN RICE

Must say lads, I really fancy girls.

screen is slowly going flavescent

whos this rice poof shitting up my (you)s?

getting stoned

there is no 'right amount' of water when cooking brown rice, idiot. just fill a pot with water, boil it, chuck in the de-starched rice and gently boil until cooked.
its not hard.

can't even keep yourself up on the continent

i fucking hate brown rice

>takes 2x as long as white/basmati
>tastes like shit popcorn
>somehow have to use 5x as much water
>still doesn't seem properly cooked

just tried to make some brown rice to go with chilli since there's no basmati in the house. takes about 20 mins to cook and need to keep putting more water in despite having used the right amount. think I'm just gonna throw it away anyway at this point.

FUCK BROWN RICE

What's YOUR reason to live?

post more boys in tights

we are going to make it lads.

you're the ones who pull out our cocks at the bar

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waiting for a "I fucking hate brown people" edit

kek

how annoyed do amsterdam folk get pissed off at the relentless drug tourism. aside from the money of course

nice footage lad


when was this, 1973?

source on that webm lad? looks like a lad I know who went to dam this year

what is this a crossover episode?

so is he drunk or high or what

another shooting in London

lets all take guesses at the ethnicity of the deceased and of the shooter shall we?

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wish I were shot

exquisite

>be australian
>don't get shot

calle calle

mad how everyone thought the US won the cold war then putin comes in with a last-minute equaliser

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don't think they are

its from dumpert, a dutch video uploading shite website

humanises them a bit more

I NEED (YOU)

fannies are gross. how can anyone say they look better than dicks?

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probably because they're not bent weirdos like you

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but say you live and work in central amsterdam

might see these teenage knobs all day

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jannys asleep post k-pop

mental how the nazis and the war and that was only 50 years ago but it feels like another world away

give me some money

love reading the comments on /r/suicidewatch

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its mainly near the red light district, everyone who lives and works there makes big fat money off of it
they'd be the last ones to mind

Both dicks and vaginas are gross
hormones are the only reason anyone does anything sexual

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this is literal kino

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Hitler had great hair t b h

70 years ago really 2bh

The people that live in the area where those nobs are, in central Amsterdam, are all nobs too. When I went, you'd see people dancing at their windows and shit to music that was playing on the party boats outside.

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what the fuck is that

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post yoona

bit gay

>/r/suicidewatch
some lad is going to kill himself at 25 cause he can't get a gf on it

wow faggy thread innit lads? xD

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fuuuck i need to get some minge in and around my mouth

dat vein

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bonus video

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is it just me or is there a sore on it

anyone else excited for the main event tomorrow night?

manpunch is unironically a great spectator sport, I'm sad it's dead

don't see anything wrong with that.

obviously

once you get put off balance when drunk it's like there's a sumo wrestler leaning on you

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fucking hell

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I know what you mean, I always have a few shots of dutch courage before I see your mum and it feels exactly like that

*pots the pink*

tiny
euro
beers

wouldn't mind potting my white balls in her back corner pocket

fairplay i'm a bit curious so i would suck all the willies in this thread

>One small foamy beer, please

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*BRAAAAAAAAP*

zip it

THIS SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE A FART

STOP POSTING IT

>Innisfree

what

Had to learn that poem in school

shes playing pool you fuck

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>Tfw you've not had a shower in about two days
>Tfw washing your hair and having a shave and then using a face scrub before getting our and moisturising
>Tfw running soap over yourself and feeling and smelling fresh

Very good feel lads.

the problem with most dicks is that there's men attached to them

think janny had a heart attack
knew the hotpockets would get to him one day

>see a highly intelligent american
>they have a jewish surname
clockwork