3 things to purchase to make the cashier go WTF

3 things to purchase to make the cashier go WTF
Donuts
Donut holes
Sticky tape

Lube, ski mask, baseball bat.

wow OP your sooooooo funny

Sage this cancer

shovel, icy hot, and condoms

something non formulaic!
TIME TO GET AUTISTIC IN HERE

That's not 3 things silly

Condoms, baby food, zip ties

This is my fetish

condoms, cuecumber, babyoil

College diploma, beef brisket, life sized cardboard cut out of Allan Houston.

lube, a bible, and a box of crayons

dora the explorer box set, duct tape, and a length of really wide pvc pipe

Sandpaper, condoms and glue

condom
bic lighter
lighter fluid (the kind you can spray)

vaseline, cat fancy magazine, tissues

Condoms, Condoms, and Condoms

crisco, miley cyrus cd, generic vodka

kek good one

Box of halogen light bulbs, disposable caneta, 8inch waterproof boots

Slingshot
Laxatives
Ice Cube Trays

Not a very good pic but its the only one i have right now. R8m8s.

Bic lighters, ziplock bags, kitchen scale.

Sauce?

3 packs of cough medicine

Pizza crust, pizza sauce, frozen pizza

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, White Castle instant burgers, and a $200 gift card to White Castle

A copy of Seventeen magazine, a disposable cellphone, and bleach, lots and lots of bleach ;)

CLR, pregnancy test, plunger

why not just shout HEY I'M MAKING METH

Butter
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Microscope

>Slingshot
>Laxatives
>Ice Cube Trays
You win

One way or another I'm going to get to the bottom of this.

Kekked

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Ducktape, Trashbags and a shovel

Rope
10 tubes of Bengay
Funnel

Popsicle sticks
crafting glue
sledgehammer

Chocolate cake, chocolate laxatives, Happy Birthday card.

If I could buy 4 things, the 4th would be a full tank of gas.

Jew, oven, nothing else.

Sunglasses, Blacklight, Blackout Curtains

apples and a a pack of razors.
Preferably around halloween

>dora the explorer box set
why the hell does your hardware store even have this

Fried Chicken
Watermellon
Black face paint

OP didn't specify hardware store in this thread

Walmart has all of those.

KY-jelly
Duct tape
My little Pony playset

Yeah who the fuck buys condoms if he is so ugly like you

Codine tablets
Hammer
Coat Hanger

a pack of balloons
helium
a hamster

pregnancy test sleeping pills coat hangers

sleeping pills
rope
a book on tricking young girls

Dog food, laxitive, plan B

Sleeping pills, bill cosby autobiography, bleach.

Breaking bad box set
Cold and flu tablets
Blue dye

razor
shaving cream
aftershave

Condoms
Thumbtacks
Pregnancy test

wtf is this picture OP?

purple drink
watermelon
rat poison

Mirror, razor blade, bottle of baby powder

Yoghurt
Knife
Fork

Shovel, gloves, bag of lime

CD drive
tortilla
Goodnight book

sweet dreams little tortilla

Raw beef roast
Lube
Apple corer

Candy, shovel, zip ties

Hehe

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plastic tarp
axe
Phil Collins cd

wrong thread/10

Is there anywhere that would sell a cut-out of Allan Houston?

Girls panties
Makeup
Map of tenessee

Cake mix
Rat deterrent
Birthday card

There's a family Dollar store around my way thats got a ton of um. They get regular shipments too.

Supply and demand I guess

A+
This is why I read these threads

I kek'd

Half watermelon
Half watermelon
Super glue

Barbie doll, male Barbie doll, porn

cucumber
condoms
football helmet