What is more likely: Your country winning the Euro/Copa America or you having a girlfriend in 2016?

What is more likely: Your country winning the Euro/Copa America or you having a girlfriend in 2016?

Neither of the two ;_;

Finland winning the Euro. And >we didn't even qualify.

US will win the Yuro by 7 touchdowns

My team winning. I actively avoid everybody these days

The former. I've given up on the latter .

BOTH nigga LMAO 2016 its coming home homie

Ireland winning the 2017 world cup

GF by a mile. This is my year lads.

>tfw been watching both the Euro and Copa America with my gf
>Her Serbian team isn't in the Euros so she's just going for anyone playing against Albania or Croatia
>I'm cheering for Croatia

BASED MODRIC

Actually a girl is interested in me, started texting me.

But who am i kidding, the first option of course.

Your country winning the Euro/Copa America

my country winning Euro/Copa America

more likely to get a gf than >flag winning

and little chance of getting a gf too

about equally as likely...

Germany has won both the Euro and the World Cup during my my lifetime. Meanwhile I had zero french kisses, zero girfriends and no sex.

I'M ACTUALLY ALMOST GETTING A GF

Both are 100% gauranteed.

im not sure, its that bad

already have a gf

MEMES MAKE THE USA WIN COPA AMERICA

DELETE THIS

Euro

Also more chance of us winning the copa

I already have a gf so the second option

That's the spirit kid

gf

i'd rather have a job than either to be honest

gf because 0.1% is a higher percentage than 0%

jesus christ a girl will never look at me this way

Australia winning both of those is more likely than me getting a gf ;_;

Why don't they make more of these videos? I would watch them.

Same odds

Maybe sooner or later I'll fall in love with one of the tourist bitches I fuck each summer

>dated girls all throughout high school and college
>got serious with one in my junior year of college, started making plans and shit, sorta went all in
>she broke my heart
>said fuck that shit and was single for 4 years afterwards, doing the occasional fling but otherwise just living my life and being comfortable
>get itch to date again, start being more open to the idea
>find one i like, start dating, move in together in february
>want to kill myself every day and just go back to the way things were

if i ever find a way out of this or get her to dump me i swear to god i am never getting in another committed relationship again, women are the most annoying fucking thing on the planet and they always fuck everything up

tl;dr getting laid is fine but relationships are overrated as fuck and will make you hate your life.

I have a ton of my girlfriend but I wouldn't share them with the internet, I think it's kinda weird, so maybe other boyfriends are also reluctant to post.

ignore my flag. (lel)

mexico winning copa america. very likely
me findin a qt latina gf. (ive been try for years)

fmltbhfam

no se siente bueno

I already got a g/f, the question is whether or not she'll stick around till the end of the Yuoro

mfw probably my country winning copa

Well I already have the gf part and the US WILL win the Euro. Put it in stone.

definitely not getting a gf this year. maybe a 5-10% chance of getting a gf if im being generous with myself.

15% chance of spain winning the euros
30% chance of the US winning the copa america

Spain winning the Euro is much easier I think

Do people really do this?

yesterday i though it would more likely for me to get a gf.

After a date and some text flirting i think i went to far with the sexual jokes and she stopped replying.

So maybe Portugal has a chance?

How do you think she would react if she found out that people on an American gun trading forum idolize her?

Get out! Get the fuck out beaner!

The last time I was single during a tournament was in 2006.

>fter a date and some text flirting i think i went to far with the sexual jokes and she stopped replying.

both 0 ;_;

n-neither

Dont ever post videos of my girlfriend again.

Leave brexit to me

i was born here tho.

fuck youv :^)

I already have a gf

Having a gf

>EW
my negro

How do you even get a gf? Looking that we started winning 1-0, it is very likely that we win this shit. Our meme magic is just too strong.

My country winning the euros.

Winning the Euro

My country winning the Euro is more likely.
It cannot even play in the Euro.

this violently remind me i should find a gf

I'm Polish and unfortunately in my case it's Poland winning Euros...

yeah, she was a qt too, fuck my autismus 2tqh

no way im gonna get a chance like this again soon.

winning the euro

I don't want one. All other very real obstacles aside, I don't want a relationship. I don't want to put all that work in, and it's work, don't kid yourself. I don't want to spend that money. I don't want to concern myself with things like hygiene any more than I already do. I don't want to fucking deal with being presentable, any more than I already have to do. I don't want to keep the house clean. I don't want to shave my balls. I don't want to compete with every nigger who cares way more about getting laid than I care about my entire god damned existence.

I don't want it, don't want that girlfriend. Truth be told, my "soul mate" is probably as disgusting, crazy and ugly as me, and frankly I have higher standards than that, too.

So, I'll stay single, probably forever, because something broke up in my head years ago and very suddenly I couldn't possibly fucking care about sex, any more. I'm content to jerk off and not be bothered by how appealing or not appealing I am to some bitch I've dumped more money on than a prostitute, and spent more time with than I spend on myself.

I like being alone. Fuck it. God damn, fuck it. I know a lot of you anons are like this, too, you don't REALLY want it, and one day your sex drive isn't going to be able to keep tricking your brain.

Embrace the suck. It's your lot in life.

...

Same

Winning Euro

>hop on tinder
>somehow get a match
>pretend to be alpha in text
>somehow get a date
>pretend to be alpha irl
>somehow get a 2nd date
>make out at end
>somehow get a 3rd date
>more making out at end
>think that I finally made it
>make plans for 4th date
>day before she sends me a text saying she "feels more of a friendship vibe than a chemistry vibe" and would only want to hang out again as friends
>told her to have a nice life and deleted her number and unmatched her
Well it was nice to dream, but I must have scared her away with my autism.

>inb4 you should be banging by the 3rd date
It's not like I didn't fucking want to, it just didn't happen. Maybe I should have raped her

incoming fedoras

kek, thats a bit sad

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I'm pretty sure that the Netherlands winning the Euro is more likely

My country winning

then root for you fucking country