You can permanently alter every woman in the world any way you like

You can permanently alter every woman in the world any way you like.

Turn them into cheap slaves for sale, induce lactation, turn them into pizzas, whatever.

How do you fuck up/improve the other half of the species?

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make them all infertile. permanently.

By turning the volume to mute

Force all women to become subject to Isaac Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics, with respect to men.

1. No woman may harm a man.
2. No woman may disobey a direct order from a man, unless it conflicts with the first law.
3. A woman must protect her own existence, unless it conflicts with the first two laws.

All women turn into food.

World hunger becomes a thing of the past while women are completely robbed of their human rights.

same tbh

i support inducing lactation in females. Not just during pregnancy. So we could have a human milk industry that would create millions of jobs and the ability to ingest a milk designed for us.

So what keeps any guy from going into a public space and commanding every female within earshot to kill themselves (or each other)?

I'd give them smellier feet and take all the nerves in the vagoo and add them to the butt and make them shit out of their vag's

The loss of property experienced by the owner could count as harm.

Nothing, unless they were given a prior command by another man that would cause them to ignore the command.

shit wrong poster

another man telling them not to do it

Give them all male reproduction system. Effectively making only 1 gender exist in the world. Now everyone's a dick sucking faggot.

Now, are women somehow forced into slaughterhouses and turned into meat-filled gift boxes manually, or do all women just magically turn into a butchered version of themselves in an instant?

Do all women turn into proper cowgirls, or do they just stay the same aside from suddenly lactating out of control?

Rule 1: No woman may harm a man, another woman, or themselves.
Rule 2: No woman may disobey a direct order from a man, unless it conflicts with the first law
Rule 3: A woman must protect her own existence, unless it conflicts with the first two laws

Make them superior to men in every way and watch the world burn.

Dubs trips. Checked.

every woman in the world is now OP, they all love to suck dick all day long and get fucks in every hole they have

women are bigger and stronger then men.

Remove their hearts.
I'll just wait for humanity to end within a century or so.
Also any female born is born without a heart.
>inb4 women are already heartless
I mean the organ itself.

Every woman would probably have to be fitted with a collar, ID tags and a tracking device so their owners can find them if they're lured away by another guy.

(I guess this also means that if any woman alive wants to be able to step outside her door without being commanded to do some horrible shit, she needs to find a male owner who will give her commands that might supercede those from any strangers she might run across.)

Though would any command given to women via the internet work, too? Emails, tweets, Facebook posts, podcasts, etc?

DICKS!! I'd give 'em all DICKS!

If you're going to wipe out the current crop of women with a magic wish, you could wish for something more fun or creative than that.

All this shit could happen IRL and 99% of people here still wouldnt/couldnt get laid.

>he's right you know

Don't really care how they die.
I just want every other straight person to die alone like I will.

Why not combine "all women get butchered for meat" with "all women turn into animalgirls" so that when men eat women it's not even cannibalism anymore?

Also, imagine the humiliation when fat women get turned into cowgirls and piggirls (and so on and so forth with every other woman), knowing that they're destined to end up as hamburgers or porkchops someday?

i'd make them love me

I improve the entire species by making all women infertile.

Then here's an idea: subject all women to a sudden biological need for semen that (little do they know at first) can never be fulfilled, resulting in every woman croaking but not before trying to ingest as much human semen as possible before they croak...

No.

Not uncontrollably, just the ability to lactate at will from the onset of puberty. Although some would get better pay and benefits if they surrendered to a more livestock type of life. Otherwise, it's just: clock in, have your tits pumped for 8 hours, clock out.

Rather than just make all women infertile, I subject them to the additional humiliation of only being able to breed with animals.

Or perhaps every woman's entire menstrual cycle is replaced with an inhuman egg-laying cycle. What's in the eggs? Who knows - any ideas?

Life would immediately be 1000% better if this were to happen. No joke.

this fucking thread.

Turn them into calzones. Better than pizzas.

This to be honest


Also nice triple dubs

Every woman in the world becomes a monster girl, look up monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com
They are all randomised at the current time and at birth.

Uninstall feminism and this strong and independent mentality.

it's fantastic

Dumb question: would women be aware that they've been reprogrammed and am following commands given to them against their will (say, you command a lesbian to suck your cock - her mind is screaming at her to tell her to stop as she gets on her knees and starts to unzip your fly, to the point that the lesbian may even beg and plead for you to command her to stop until you command her to be quiet), or do all women just happily follow any command without realizing anything is amiss?

WE'RE GONNA MAKE AMERICA GAY AGAIN.

turn them all into pizzas with hot pocket vaginas in the center

Even better if they remain completely sentient in their new forms as they're eaten or rot away into nothing.

>Eggs filled with delicious calzone.

make them grow penises and scrotums and lose those damn boobs

(why can't a woman be more like a man)

>What's in the eggs? Who knows - any ideas?

Kinder Surprise. Different kinds of toys is laid out. Every egg is a surprise.

If this results in every woman enduring a tortuous month-long gestation period and painful laying of god knows how many giant eggs 12 times a year, then count me in.

Imagine every woman you see in various states of egg-pregnancy, complete with tits still leaking milk from last month's lay, dreading the next day they spend several hours squirting out eggs that feel like they may explode them from the inside out...

we put them in a bowl and makes them eat them for extra humilliation

this

Make them attracted to me.

As long as the eggs are indestructible on their way out, making each lay as humiliating and as painful as possible.

Love the idea that women have to go through the embarrassment of a 9-month pregnancy crammed into a single month and the painful laying process just to produce a dozen useless giant chocolate eggs filled with shitty children's toys.

Maybe to add another layer of humiliation, corporations somehow figure out how to alter all women so they lay eggs and toys branded to whatever big movies are hitting that month.