Battle of Stirling Bridge without the Bridge edition
Invited
>Scots
>Nova Scots
>Ulster Scots
>Kentucky
>South Island kiwis
>Faroe Islands
>Cumbria
>Falkland Islands
>People called Scott
>Scotland County, North Carolina
>Mel Gibson
Not Invited
>Celtic fans
UK power rankings
1. England
2. Wales
3. Scotland
9004. Northern Ireland
unreasonably early
yanny..
>Major Cities are horrendous!!
mel gibson reporting in
who here /Edinburgh/
>carrying an axe that big while also using a non-buckler full shield
what the fuck is that nigga doing
*precum leaks out softly*
s-sorry, i haven't been with someone so pretty in a long time
>watches lindybeige once
this is /scot/ you stupid mongs
migrate back
BUCKFAST
got no idea what that is so fuck off dickhead
>tfw will never get the girl of my dreams
bad feel
is english, retard
hmmmm
this isnt what I thought it was at all
don't believe you
What did you just call me
Anyone here gradually lost their accent from spending too much time on Sup Forums and sitting in the house?
It's like I can't relate to working class people and I'm too stupid to relate to middle class kids who went to private schools.
dont care
clearly common sense that he holding a two handed weapon in one hand
gunna pow wow some cunts on BF4
who game
>BF4
>not bad company 2
Dire taste in vidya, mate
Yeah, always get asked whereabouts in England I'm from despite being easterhouse born and bred.
Highlands > Lowlands > Isles
>easterhouse
genuinely pity you
well obviously i prefer bad company 2 but the servers are ded and I dont have it on PC, so try not being such a judgemental prick pls
Celtic fan here :^)
>No ladies from hell in Battlefield 1
the isles are a paradise
Don't give a shit about Irish celtic fans tbqhwy. It's the Scottish ones that aren't invited.
>easterhouse
Jesus. You poor cunt.
>easterhouse
Looks lovely
If you're lucky enough to land a job and a house there, sure.
BF1 is also a joke. It's pretty much the previous game with a reskin. If DICE marketed it as some kind of steampunk shooter I might've been more interested.
It's fucking criminal
kekd
Why is nearly every Scottish politcal party leader homosexual?
Kezia Dugdale, the baldy speccy cunt from greens and even the tories
Nicola is the only straight party leader.
the gf
David Coburn is a bumboy too.
u saying wot u son of basterd bitch?
might kill someone tonight
can't wait until jeremy clarkson slags off the scots at when they filmed there
*rings strathclyde police*
ahh yes what a brilliant sentence
irn bru
Top Gear is for 12 year olds and manchildren
they don't exist anymore
Fantastic use of words.
I've got whisky, brandy and bacardi, what should I do with it?
I'm going to rate the small towns in the glasgow area
>Bearsden
FOB
>Dumbarton
grim
>Paisley
Lovely with some grim elements
>Barrhead/Giffnock/Newton mearns
characterless suburbia full of parasitic SNP statist middle class
>East Kilbride
alright
>Hamilton
Nice but robs you for parking and is too close to Motherwell
>Motherwell
grim
>Rutherglen
Nice and historic/good layout but nowadays grim
>Bellshill
No man's land
>Wishaw
Tumour on Motherwell
>Coatbridge
taigs. 'Nuf said
>Airdrie
especially grim. everyone's a junkie
>Cumbernauld
grim but easy to escape if you have a car
>Bothwell/uddingston
FOB
>Blantyre
grim
>Kirkintilloch
bit ordinary but not too grim yet
>bishopbriggs
aspiring hard working people not too far and not to close to the city
>Lanark
eternal GOAT
I'll think you'll find Glasgow is a small town in the Paisley area.
straight up the shitter
ah yes
would be cool if they renamed it Paisley International Airport. Self destructive but fun
Extremely good idea: Everyone in this thread comes round my house NOW. I get the drinks in, put on some music and we have a boogie (potentially leading to an orgy).
how did tis get planning permission??!
just say where
You need some more brandy (got a pack of cigarettes)
You need cocaine (give me more drugs)
You're in self-destruct mode (I'm self-destructing)
Maybe its the pain (and hurting all over)
I don't need anything (Don't need nobody)
I just need you (nobody else)
You and I...
Its all so shameful
You and I...
Its all... its a shame
You're just a loverful.
love how all the normans have disappeared to get ready for their nights out
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
this isn't /brit/!
I'm going to play table top games tonight. am I norman yet?
Nah the thread is split
t. bitter working class hero
>celtic fans
>Scottish
scotland should never been left with so much sovereignty after the union was made. we should have just been turned into a region of england
we're supposed to compete with other countries despite not being any stronger than glasgow on its own.
glasgow will completely dominate the country the same way it does football when it should only have been tone of many cities in the UK
I could beat Glasgow up in a fight.
why is the M74 at hamilton so crap . there's too many people who live in that area and they're all selfish buttholes
East Kilbride is a soulless hole
never actually been. only judging because the shopping gets a good rap
We get it, you're a protestant rangers fan. Please move on with your life.
>want to play ttrpg's
>all my friends are normie scum so I don't want to bring it up with them
Suffering
I'm a celtic fan. I'm just constantly depressed about how other teams have it so shite. and the problems other teams moan about suddenly disappear whenever the miraculously win even though it's always a one off.
come with me:)
Who here /invernesscaledonianthistle/?
O-oh my, how forward
>that speil
>"I'm a celtic fan"
Are you a self hating one then?
All of the heavy industry was in Glasgow, hence most of the population of Scotland moved there during the industrial revolution. This is why Glasgow "dominates" Scottish football. There's more people living there.
I don't even understand what you're getting at. You think we should end devolution because there isn't enough attention given to dundee united or something? Surely the state of our education would be a better reason for Scotland to lose sovereignty.
scottish last name reporting in
This entire country is a dreary shithole. The only decent places in Scotland are places without any people.
t. north brit
Americans can't hold off on this shit for one thread?
>scot thread
>no one is speaking scots
wait wtf why am i posting in scot LOL
its my first time here tbhfam
Tell me it and I will judge how Scottish you are.
Guid point, a' posting mist be dane in scots
>Scots
no ethnic differenece between English and Lowland Scots (95% of the pop.)
>Nova Scots
More people of an English background even in Nova Scotia
>Ulster Scots
Border people, both English and Scottish
>Kentucky
More English, Scots-Irish are a meme
>South Island kiwis
irrelevant
>Faroe Islands
Scandi
>Cumbria
purely English except for small amounts of Irish immigrants
>Falkland Islands
All Welsh
>People called Scott
Walter, an Englishman
>Scotland County, North Carolina
bumfuckistan
>Mel Gibson
propagandist
Scots don't exist lads
>Most popular in Aberdeen
Solid 8/10
Aboot time yin o' ye stairted speaking oor true leid.
(You)
nice
>Scotsmen think the viking age ended in the 13th century
Was in Scotland last weekend lads, enjoyed it greatly. Is it expensive to own a house somewhere in the highlands? It was extremely comfy.
>Swedes think anyone cares about them
We were too busy slaughtering your more successful neighbours.
Dispute any of my claims
You can buy a castle for cheaper than a flat in a AA city
Going to the Butchers Arms in Aberdeen to drink pints of Best and play myself at pool
Who /norman nae mates/ here?
Just realised I live a pretty similar life to Dee Dee, minus the drugs
I'll be your mate for a tenner if you're willing to drive up to Thurso.
How do you do my fellow Scots?
Going to do a rate like the Glasgow lad but Edinburgh instead:
>Bonnyrigg
Grim
>Lasswade
Comfy
>Eskbank
Comfy
>Dalkeith
Mixed bag
>Woodburn/Nitten/Mayfield/Gorebridge
Just fuck my shit up
>Musselburgh
Comfy
>Dunbar
Comfy
>Danderhall
Shithouse
>Loanhead
Grim
>Penicuik
Meh
Big fan of this Thurso meme
