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good thread

>How the English built the world

Tell me that the English don't really think this way or that they are even one of the top 3 most important nations in world history? You aren't that brainwashed are you?

BURY
HIS
UNCLE
LADS

gonna do a suicide one day

>>How the English built the world

>Tell me that the English don't really think this way or that they are even one of the top 3 most important nations in world history? You aren't that brainwashed are you?

they mistake the ingenuity of the Irish for the english

*passes you the turkish delight*

there you go lad

>gf wants to try free-bleeding

you'd have to be in denial to think we're not

Coming from a country who's biggest achievement is McDonalds culture.

underrated

think you mean ex-gf m80

a pianoforte is the middleground between the normal pianos we have today and the harpsichord

quite liking this new gimmick

>Tell me that the English don't really think this way or that they are even one of the top 3 most important nations in world history? You aren't that brainwashed are you?

The important nations in world history

1. The British Empire
2. Ancient Rome
3. The Abbasid Caliphate

Consider the Asians

Good post

>The Abbasid Caliphate
Rasheed

She's just so lovely

rorkesheed

The word piano is a shortened form of pianoforte,

*shakes my bum*

>Abbasid Caliphate
not the Umayyad?

but the pianoforte has a different sound from the piano

>ywn live in the halcyon days of the scottish empire

which one should I get lads

'm currently lifting my shirt.
*actually, sweater*

>Am I a cute kitty user?

Umayyad bro haha

*grabs a big honking stick*
*throws it in a fair manner several metres*
Go on boy, fetch! Fetch!

>digital

yeah your bf will think you look very nice...

PLEASE PLEASE HAVE A PENIS

I am leaving Sup Forums
I suppose you could say this is my quitting post
posting in /brit/ so a lot of people see it

no you can't convince me to stay don't even try

See you in 10 minutes lad.

never been to a fancy dress party before.
for the best really since i would sperg out over all the slutty 'stumes

see you tomorrow

>londoners quitting their jobs and suiciding because of the stress of Southern trains

screaming

need tesco

giz a lift up

What's a party like? I've never been to one.

I would argue that the mongol are more important than both, not neccarily because of what the innovated but because of what they destroyed, they changed the world in ways we can't even imagine, setting china back decades and the middle east back hundreds of years. The area that is modern day iraq still hasn't restored to former levels for agriculture before the mongols came and ruined the irrigation systems, They basically turned one of the most bountiful parts of the world in to one of the shittest and the effects have lasted almost 800 years and counting

bags of normies

social milk

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classic choon

*bends at the knees*
*intertwines my fingers and places my hands between my thighs, ready to lift you up*

good post, glad I read it

ancient greece is more important than the roman empire

>>>/ausfeel/

my gf has to catch a train every day to her job as a pastry chef and she's one of the happiest people i know, probably because of her pet eel

Good craic, lots of meaningless conversation, laughs, banter with the lads and a qt girl to take home at the end

british empire is more important than the french empire

Post pretty Afghan girls pls

...

think I might have a case of the ol' 'omnia lads

gonna do an ol' 'cide
anyone want anything?

Well the latter would not exist without the former, so you're correct. No one would actually disagree with you

Australian gf has started calling my schlong her pet eel lads

haha she's so cute, gonna cum in her hair tonight

whoops
youtube.com/watch?v=n8I8QGFA1oM

not true

jar of mayonnaise

*scans my slag folder*
*there's nothing there*

hmmmmmmmm...........computer, analyse my folders and present all afghan girls

*BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP BOOP*

*NO RESULTS*

oh dear how embarrassing haha :O

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is this bullshit or nah?

the pen is more important than the sword

...

a (You) in the 'cide note

pickled onions please

Cornetto

How would you combat the obesity epidemic plaguing the UK?

Right now we're known as the 'America of Europe'.

In my opinion, we need to reduce working hours to 6 a day, that way there is less fatigue which may motivate people to do more exercise.

I feel like gyms and leisure centres should be state state funded when possible, but limit it to one per town. You obviously still have to pay a monthly fee, but a reduced one.

I also feel we need to regulate the everloving fuck out of sugar and sweeteners. It's gotten to the point where we can't keep going on allowing corporations to take such an important role in the fate of our countries health. I don't know how though.

Also, allow hemp to be grown just because.

state sanctioned bullying

>smoke weed
>work less
>get stuff for free

great plan mate

kill all fat people and turn them into soap

spoke to you earlier i think
get some help you melt, no point in doing a suicide

i think the problem is more related to food than fitness

are you the library wanker you loves his libraries?

>reduce working hours
Pedro

legalise amphetamines

make food prohibitively expensive

build a huge magnifying glass over the UK so it's significantly hotter and they all sweat the fat off

don't care not fat and never will be

>limit gyms to one per town

ah yes, /brit/ comes up with a plan to tackle obesity

Op vrijdag avond, twieteurs gaan autistische en macedonische stieren zijn fucking hun vrouwen.

Going for a wank in the library, anyone want anything?

>christcucks

pass the cum rag when you're done

thanks :)

yeah haha
had to write an application form to do a hong kong summer school. Lift weights, get help, read "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius

huh?

grab me a copy of less than zero while you're in

Jackeen

>Lift weights
ah yes
the answer to every sorrow

>I'm a pagan

>Thatcher
Destroyed Britain's industry

>Dilma
Corrupt

>Merkel
Destroyed Germany

>Park Geun-hye
Puppet for shady cult

easy guess considering its 1/4 of the station

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based nippon

the only country doing anything worth a damn

Sup Forums as right about them. best country

>station
country
weird brainfart there tbqh

>Destroyed Germany
ah yes

And yet it contributes absolutely nothing

>>Dilma
>Corrupt

t. fascist far-right Brazilian