Please state the nature of the---you know what? Fuck it. Star Trek thread

Please state the nature of the---you know what? Fuck it. Star Trek thread.

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what is that ? troi ? sauce ?

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Troi, yes. Don't know the sauce.

Enterprise - F. Frontier class with quantum slipstream drive.

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ok is this just NG or can anybody play?

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Anyone can play....

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>no emotion means no motive for violence
>we must fight to the death of they will kill us both

The writing in Star Trek is shit. It always has been and always will be, no matter how many times it's reinvented or rebooted.

Spock would have loved Minecraft.

-Abraham Lincoln

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Okay, why don't you go on ahead back to Wars?

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awesome, thanks for the map

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well, to be fair he did nothing wrong.

Winn on the other hand....

I liked that episode
Name some other GOOD ONES

>Geordi...

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come on, not all eps were written shitty

but most of them were for sure...

It was mostly the cast that made any of them watchable

I'm just gonna dump some cool pics

still waiting for a Section 31 series...

This is my new fap roulette gif

I'm flattered!

Because Star Wars is even worse. Especially since it had a classic premise for an epic story:

>there exists a just and righteous nation
>an evil conspiracy culminates in a coup, destroying the good government and all it stands for, and replacing it with an evil totalitarian regime
>a small band of rebels, loyal to the old republic, begin their mission to restore their nation

It's classic. It has the makings of an epic. Then fucking George Lucas took a massive autistic shit all over it.

Truth be told, I prefer Star Trek to Star Wars. But both really are shit. Maybe I've just been watching too much Voyager lately.

Let's make sure History never forgets the name Enterprise

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>I've been watching too much Voyager lately
You can never watch 'too much' Voyager.

how about this one

If you can find a rare photo of Jimmy Doohan's missing finger, post it.

Post pics
keep it positive
ignore the fucking trolls
repeat

Pictures: Rikers' shit eating grin

When I haven't watched Voyager for a sufficient long time, I always think it's shit.

Then, when I rewatch....there are gems like the ECH episode or the one with Kurtwood Smith.

The main problem was the subpar technobabble mostly...and the anticlimactic final episode ("we made it" "oh ok...cool")

This election: Vote Will Riker: He'll kick your ass!

Vote Riker: He'll grab some boobs!

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Vote Riker: He won't put up with idiots!

You're good, but you're not Chakotay-good.

Vote Riker: He'll make Andriods laugh so hard they'll piss themselves!

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> ha coochie moya
> I pray to my ancestors on this day
> for my continued awesomeness

please post more like this

Vote Riker: He's a well known Pussy Hound!

Voyager is as bad if not worse than the original series. The entirety of Voyager is as bad as the first season of TNG. The character design is bad and the writing is shit.

>we're stuck in a black hole, looking at a time-delayed reflection of ourselves
>wait how did we see ourselves in the black hole before we got there? Doesn't that make no sense?
>no, fuck you, temporal mechanics because I said so

I mean, they literally just pointed out how bad the writing is and came up with a "because I said so" excuse. Voyager is shit, fuck you. You have bad taste.

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You have to go back.

youtu.be/lVIGhYMwRgs

Did that character do anything note worthy through the series?

I can't remember a single memorable thing about him.

Sure, Riker is not as Flashy as Picard.....

> Leah Brahms
> boner
seriously, one of the most attractive actresses to be part of TNG

Well hey, that's like, your opinion, man....

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>Back to where? Starfleet Academy?
>What are you talking about, Geordi?

> ah coochie moya
> I pray today to my ancestors
> to enlarge my tatooed ancestor
> may he find his way home into Janeway's wormhole

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Sure, Troi still has some emotional baggage to deal with.....
> even she'll vote Riker!

He did a lot of things...namely saving the crew when they were all forced to fall asleep and live in a 'dream state' where they believed the ship was being taken over by aliens in the Waking World. And some other things...mostly things that dealt with death (like when he helped Neelix deal with death).

>tfw they would have gotten home so much sooner had Janeway got off her moral high horse.

Seriously how many times in the series did she pass up a shortcut home for them?

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Riker: Not afraid to make the BIG decisions....

Troy was the weakest link along with Wesley on TNG

Ah thanks user. It's not even that I disliked the character it's just he was always so calm and laid back it's hard to remember episodes about him

pretty much any time an "im an indian" anecdote or philosophy was needed he would jump up and down and yell and scream about how much he was an indian

> Picard shot first
> never forget

I'm IMPERVIOUS to SHIT Flinging HATERS like you!

Ohhh My!

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I'd like to have naughty Alien sex with Nana Visitor in a big ol' bowl of Space Trix!

Pic #2 looks like The Rock

>What? What do you mean?

>host of Reading Rainbow my sexy Brazilan ass.

Yeah, we can tag-team da poosi. You think she'd be up for a spit-roast?

Meanwhile, SirPatStew is cashing the residual checks and chillin' like a Boss

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Give this a watch
youtube.com/watch?v=_lvG0jm0B5Y

Not until you 'give this a watch'

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>3:41

When did prince come back to life?

Meanwhile, some Starfleet crank gets off on eating toys

Clear the decks! Spock's got a Space Boner!

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>You are now aware that someone will make a quality Star Trek total conversion mod for Stellaris

Ashley Judd has the best space pussy in the quadrant

Speaking of space pussy.....

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> MMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHH

You seem to be wrong.

Eugh, no....

Didn't like her or those man-hands.

I'll take 'Space Pussy' for TWO THOUSAND please, Alex....

MOAR~~~~~~~~~~

Space Pussy for FIVE THOUSAND please, Alex....Daily Double!

death wish 3 idk

you both seem wrong