ITT: we all live in the same house

ITT: we all live in the same house

everyone has slow internet except me and they have no idea why

"God damn it jerry stop jerking it in the shampoo bottle"

hey OP. What will you do as chores around here? Call me user prime.

No matter how many panties a girl has they always go missing.

fuck. why is there shit on my cucumbers again??

I shit in the shower and push it down the drain using my forehead.

Quit touching the cat Jerry, idc that it's caturday!

dibs on the roof

will you cunts stop leaving the milk out of the fridge.

HELP ME

waffle sto... headbutt?

Why is my wifi so damn slow! user prime are you watching the whores again!?

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Everyone is Saturday. You know what that means. I'm starting the fire pit up being out your dead hookers. And make sure they're actually dead this time. Im not gonna be the one paying off the cops again

Can I bring my gf over?

YOU GOTTA AMPUTATE IT BRO

Only if you share

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Leave your sister alone dammit

I'm ordering Chinese again. What do you guys want

Why's this old lady in the living room?

Look at this goddamned mess! Where the fuck is femanon?

chickin fry rye

You better not be getting it from that "Golden palace" shit. Shit's nasty.

I don't know man, I've never had Chinese, what do you recommend?

Who the fuck left the bat signal on all night!?

But dude the delivery lady is hot

dead..?

chicken fried rice, pork lo mein, fried dumplings, and 4 egg rolls.

gotta go lite, i'm tryin to watch my weight. also I dont have any cash so can you cover me?

Why do my garlic bread loaves keep getting raped?

Ask your genetics to pay your share asshole

Fuck you bobby I do what I want

Wait. Those weren't fleshlights?

They were whispering sweet nothings to me.

Bitch turn that shit off! I'm sick of Batman knocking on the fucking door at 3 in the mother fucking morning

Who the fuck scraped the resin outa my billy

any femanons want to fuck? just let me know, my door is always unlocked

A cheeseburger combo with a large chocolate shake, whipped, not stirred.

Oh shit my food fight DVD finally came in. Who's up for a movie night

Who the fuck put the Hillary for president sign out front?

Where's the cat!

WHO USED ALL THE FUCKIN TP?

That's my gma, not sum old lady. If I find out one u cunts dicked her down again I'm busting skulls

You goys are too loud. Turn the volume down on the TV. It's too hot in here, can someone open a window or something. I also don't appreciate all of the racial slurs constantly being yelled.

Me, you have something to say stink ass?

Pool is closed guys _

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I said quit touching the cat, square up nigga!

Fuck off tony, all you ever do is talk shit.

HOLY SHIT, COMMUNISTS ARE TRYING TO STEAL OUR WEALTH!

Anymore mind if I hang this on the front door?

Srsly bro ...

I have a question for you, do you even pay the rent around here?

Also the guy who want sure about what he wanted, just get me a chicken fry rye like the other guy.

Yeah fuck off Tony you fucking city slicker

we needed it for an experiment. Also since it's your milk, you clean it up

YOU FUCKBOYS HAVE ANY ROOM FOR A REAL WOMAN?!

theres literally no girls here
dave has a few spare bodypillows tho

Can we get some chinese tonight?

So u keep fucking her? That's disrespectful and u can at least put the ashes in the urn when ur done, I'm tired of sitting in gma filled with jizz

Hey guys, Tony is just trying to be cool like us, maybe we should give him a chance at d&d night

so, no femanons want to have sex huh?

Someone wanna come over to the bedroom, I'm waiting ;P

HTeres toilet paper right there dumbass

Seems legit, nigger

NO! pizza!

Sorry that's my prop. You know I'm gonna be a star

who has some cheese pizza?

We'll start with this bitch.

yeah but it's on backwards. Ain't no one gonna touch that

That shit doesnt count.
Its that sandpapery type crap that bill keeps stocking up with.
Also he hangs it backwards and i refuse to degrade myself to his level

Always say ur gonna but then I'm the snack bitch, I'm tired of the lies!!

Found the fucking cat!! Joey turned it into an ass toy

i want 27 fortune cookies.

Who da fuck is just putting rolls of tp on the floor instead of back in the roll holder thingy. That shits reverse lazy. Cunts.

I want to renovate the patio

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no.

Someone forgot to murder their hooker and I've had to kill the last 3 so it's someone else's turn

do Chinese sell fortune cookies? arent they free

Clean the dishes.

Guys there a anime bitch is giving out free bjs in the closet!

yes

I'm going to the mall, I'll take a dump there

Yo who ate my tuna sandwhich

God Joey I'm tired of pulling the cat off ur dick when it's stuck. Either get a smaller dick or a cat with a bigger asshole

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Idiot that's not a patio it's my doom fortress. This is the third time I've told you!

Ohh don't be a bitch. We aren't the rits you now

Ben we no it's u in a mask u printed, I'm not falling for that for the 6th time

>knock knock knock
Hey guys, theres a nigger at the door selling bibles

I did faggot, fucked ur bitch 2

Hekticskidzm8 get rekt

i want dog
>Captcha: Select all images of food

You're fucking disgusting.

Strong word coming from a spider

>drags nigger into house and shuts door

Sell him some cp or the cat asshole

Get the chloroform, we need more sex slaves

She seems very determined. I might buy one

>gives nigger cp, and catpushes him out door