Others trying to find a solution

Others trying to find a solution.

BALL ONE
BALL TWO

I shit blindfolded
my family hates me

Not rich enough
Still want whutney's butt

1. shit with your eyes wide open
2. rape your mother and father

this will do

College
Girls

Major depression.
Thinning hair.

Chronic headache disorder
Lust for sexual interaction with a real girl

1. take mushrooms
2. git gud

Poorfag
Headache is preventing me from having a social life

Get a job nigga

>self-destructive
>needs lots of attention

This is why I fuck up my relationships.

niggers
and
jews
oh, you said *my* problems, not everyone's...

drugs
cops

Can you share
Not the cops

I got a 5 inch dick, that's my fucking problem.. .

procrastination and foresight

i literally have an assignment due tomorrow morning and i haven't even started

Money
Work

That's average you twat. Stop watching nigger porn.

Who's "whutney"?

Whitney Wisconsin?
Didju not read the part where I said the headache disorder? I'm failing school and can't get a job.

@684412376
Everyone won't not stop calling me new

Holy shit. You're my brother

W-what's going on here?

>can't get a job

Bullshit. People with worse problems work, so can you. I'm not saying it's easy, but not impossible either.

>Leftist liberals
>Mexicans
>Asians infesting my university

You're right. I mean get a job or be fucking gangster man. Either way works

Think of the worst migraine or other headache you've ever had.
Now imagine having it every day.
Now imagine it being incurable with modernmedicine.
Add on the fact that even sunlight makes it worse. So sensitive to light and sounds it's agonizing to step foot outside a dark room.

Now tell me it's not impossible

To solve your Mexican problem, you should totally kill yourself

My dad got shot once and still went to work.. . So.. .

I'm actually hard at work on designing a gas chamber to fit large families... like yours.

It's not impossible.

Also,
>incurable with modern medicine

According to whom?

its all in your head, literally.

you need to stop being a victim and start winning.

pathetic. Wasting my tax dollars on you is disgusting

pls, getting shot is pussy shit compared to what this guy has, anyone can go to work with a hole in their leg if it's properly sealed and the bleeding has stopped, but going to work with the fear that at any moment you're going to experience the worst pain physically possible before passing out is 10 fold worse, it would be like getting shot multiple times a day, except it's actually painful

my penis is too big

no more room in my house for all my money

My neurologist, pediatrician, ENT, cardiologist, podiatrist, chiropractor, masseuse, radiologist, and allergist.

I've been to over 40 different doctors of all different practices in the past 2 years I've had it and no results.
That was one time. I've had a headache non-stop for 2 years. It wears down on you. I will commend him for such strength though.

All good on my end. My philosophy, if you can call it that, is that if you go around crying about how the world has got you down instead of fixing them you're only digging yourself into a bigger hole.

I'm failing out of college because I don't go to class
My parents don't know, I send them fake grades

Who mentioned leg or that it was sealed? Assumptions won't help here. No one should make an excuse not to work lol that is pussy shit right there. Fear? Ha! The kid is a beta cuck

I still live with my parents because of it. I don't get welfare.

I want you to have a headache for 2 years and see if you still have the will to live let alone go places and do things.

It's not just a fear of what will happen, because I know exactly what will happen, and then I will have to deal with increased pain over the normal amount for the rest of the day, if not the week. The only time I ever get some sort of relief is in my sleep, where it usually gets slightly better in the morning. Only ever so slightly.

Get a sex-change then you could live with me as a sex slave. I'll take good care of you. My gf hasn't given me shit in like 3 weeks so I wouldn't mind dumping her for you.

Unable to get out of my student overdraft even though I graduated last Year

The girl I like is stringing me along

All in all I'm pretty good lol I tried to think of two bioassay problems and it turns out I couldn't. Thanks Sup Forums!

Lazy
Sugar addiction

Don't know how to kill sugar addiction
I'm not morbidly obese but I'd be a lot more healthy if I didn't have the addiction

Cold turkey doesn't seem to work and I wind up bargaining with myself when I try to cut it down

I have Tourette syndrome (TS) manifested with profanity.
I stutter

*bigass. My phone knows I'm a scientist lol.

Poor
Lazy as fuck

Kek

k nvm, i thought you were srs sry

Social anxiety
Highly avoidant

develop discipline, it'll solve almost every problem you can imagine

1)I`m russian
2)I`m poor medical student.

>swastika tattoo
>have to work with Polish

1. Do illegal drugs 'till you dont feel anything anymore.
2. Wear hats

1. Kill yourself
2. Stream it

1. Get a job
2. Get hurt on job, get disability

Get a talking keyboard like Stephen Hawking
Tape your mouth shut

clingy but distant (?)
depend on my bf

BMI 31 and a lisp. Both are fixable, so that's good?

Okay, but you're here on Sup Forums sitting up using a computer and typing. Some jobs require you to do pretty much just that. You're using it as an excuse not to work. If it's constant, then after a while it just becomes part of life. You should be used to it by now, and therefore able to work.

Leave him and come to me

you didnt say what your problems are but ive got you covered
1, youre a faggot
2, youre not funny either

Money
A bit too fat.

>socially inept
>commitment issues (with everything, not just in sense of relationship)
I don't think I could fix this myself except going to a psych therapy with the money I don't have

>nigger
>trying best at comedy

I'm sorry, but you're pathetic

That sux bro. But, at least you'll have a bright future after you finish your medical school. EU is in need for medicals.

how much kilobits are we talking about?

money
fat

Averange on everything(aka no good at nothing)
Have 0 motivations.

...

Misanthropy
I can't get a job

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Job
Stop eating

both of your problems is one contributing to the other. you have to at least "put a smile face on" when you're meeting people whether you like it or not, so that people know that you're accessible and not someone that's distant otherwise you can't get a normal job. otherwise, if you want to take part in other kind of jobs that doesn't require you to interact with other humans, I suggest going into the crime division.

Get a job.
Don't be misanthropy

The state
Capitalism

just join the military, numbnuts

>more state you have, less capitalism you get
>hate both
kek. Unless you are a centrist, you don't even know what you are saying.

Fixing:
The state
Socialism

>implying military will accept people with medical problems or unfit for strenuous physical activity

anxiety
being spoiled/no work ethics

Your mom doesn't swallow

-Laziness
-Trust issues

my mom and dad are alcoholics
i wish i could take care of myself

Dumbass who talks in third person on Sup Forums

Sure you can. All you need is a little push toward right direction. And that's something you can do by yourself.

Why can't you take care of yourself?

well they accepted me, and i'm on here right now. so not to hard to pass medical

- Never had a girlfriend
- Boss hates me, and is close to firing me, and I don't know why

im a neet loser with severe anxiety

>I haven't gotten laid in like 3 weeks
>I admire gangsters.

eh
not about eating too much, just no exercise at all. havent gained/lost weight in the last 2 years.

Have you gone to college? If you are in, then try taking public speaking and make a few clingy jokes in that class once you're up there. You gotta learn to laugh at yourself before anything. That's how I got rid of my social anxiety.

i can field this one.
for trust issues, come to my house and we can jerkoff with balloons on our penisis. I think you know what happens after that

i just finished highschool and im 21

Stop making excuses. Just do it!

A state can be shit no matter what system it has

try to do gym (this is fucking important)
then try to learn programming or something like that , something that is "free" to learn cause you just have to read books to know programming.

always look tired despite adequate rest and diet

constantly think gf will cheat on me

>you just have to read books to know programming

kek

I can't get a girlfriend
My brother is a junkie

go fucking out and try to find a job now.
my parents are also alcoholic they were garbage. So i decided to find a job and live in an appartment. Today i realized that i did the good choice.

1. No motivation
2. Overweight

force your brother be your girlfriend