Walk into Gamestop

>walk into Gamestop
>see this

wat do?

...Wake up

Turn 360 and walk away

"Good morning, how can I help you?"
"Y-you too."

...

I'd ask her if she is OK and ask if she wanted to borrow my coat.
It is a really dashing New York style car coat so I think she'd be impressed.
Then I might ask her if she needs money for a cab fare home and I would escort her to my door.
If she really wanted to, I'd let her keep my coat but ask her if she wants to go on a date sometime.

"Hey baby. I wanna play a game."

What the fuck

Would you then force feed her eggs?

PANIC AND LEAVE