What do I reply Sup Forums? Help

What do I reply Sup Forums? Help

"I dont remember my dreams"

"Like you"

how about describing HER?

if you don't take the obvious "please flatter me" bait you don't deserve a penis

Not like you
You bitch motherfucking small tited femanazi
Go try somewhere else

bump

Girl of my dreams...I don't sleep so I can't find her.

Satan's quads

Quads wtf there is a god

Woman of my dreams , I dont sleep so I cant find her

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"I've got this thing for Down's syndrome girls in wheelchairs. The more saliva the better"

Speak no more

This guy knows whats up

like you but with bigger tits and a perfect ass

Help

get nudes

I am hot for you just not the way you are thinking

wtf dude?

If this is legit, user, don't you dare blow it. Reply with "how about I show you this dick?"

explain why my pants have gotten tighter then.

"I always thought we'd look good together ;)"

Don't you blow it faggot it's about time Sup Forums scored

>im a virgin

you're right, sorry for bothering you. Let's just stay friends, OK? I value what we have and don't want to ruin it ever.

Explain? Birches like stability wouldn't not sleeping imply instability? Or are we hoping she thinks we're coy?

tell her you're horny as fuck and then send a picture of your dick and ask her to help you get off

don't worry about me being out of your league, I had to ask on a website full of kissless virgins what to answer you ;)

As a kissless virgin I can second this.

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thank you, i needed a good hearty laugh! i thoroughly enjoyed that comment.

I think that she went to sleep

Or maybe she is rubbing her clit furiously

>u there? after 3 minutes

you fucking blew it user

For real

>mfw she's doing this same thing on reddit
>mfw no face

Was that with the bolognese or the carbonara sauce?

Link?

Shit, you are just a biowaste. I hope, she never gives you touch herself.

Pretty blue eyes, long brown hair, feminine penis and cute butt.

Rigatoni bolognese would you like freshly grated parmesean ?

type "plz respond"

U there. Kill yourself

This

say "love me pls"

please respond

how can one be so autistic holy shit

> u there
fucking faggot, never 2 messages in a row

send dick pic

seriously, you took 21 minutes and 10 minutes to respond to her messages, and you ask "u there?" after fucking 3. You went from fairly smooth working in easy mode to looking thirsty as fuck in one message. Never, ever ask a girl if she's there. It's just as bad as "plz respond". They either will or they won't, don't push it.

Fucking kek! You're so fucking autistic you cunt. Spastic