Be Britain

>be Britain
>France just had a revolution and thinks they are tough shit again
>spend 5 minutes destroying their entire fleet
>spend another 5 minutes destroying the rest of europe's fleets too just in case
>literally can't lose now
>bravely decide to never rest until French tyranny has been crushed once and for all
>bravely decide to fight to the very last Austrian
>France kills all the Austrians
>Bravely decide to fight to the very last Prussian
>France kills all the Prussians
>Bravely decide to fight to the last Iberian
>France kills all the Iberians
>Bravely decide to the last Russian
>France kills all the Russians
>But they all freeze to death
>win the war
>put Napoleon in the naughty corner
>He escapes from the naughty corner
>these Europeans are useless
>if you need something done you have to do it yourself
>decide to fight a final showdown
>Britain vs France the old rivalry all comes down to this
>The Battle of Waterloo
>Bravely decide to fight to the last Scot

Why is Britain so good at war?

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>Why is Britain so good at war?
Gallipoli
Fromelles

I keked so hard

kiss me, love

>France kills all the Iberians

france got btfo here

rinse and repeat for world war two basically. except with the bombing

>bravely decide to fight to the last ANZAC

Our trick has always been to convince others that their goals are our goals, and then let them die for them.

We burnt down your entire country and crammed the whole population into Lisbon then hid behind a big string of forts until they got hungry and ran away.

fokken saved m8

Whose fucking side are you on zhang?

>be the most powerful army of the most powerful empire in the world
>lose a war to some farmers with French muskets

We were fighting Spain and France too.. The 2nd and 3rd biggest military powers on earth.

And we still beat them.

>most important battle of the american revolution
>happened in Europe
>Britain won it

>Saved by France

And you think that is something worth boasting about? baka

We bravely fought to the very last Hessian.

>the disproportionate amount of Spanish casualties..

Frogs btfo

Don't you mean rice farmerrs?

Love you Dad.

>America doesn't like us forcing their sailors into the navy
>declares war
>Bravely decide to fight to the last Canadian
>Canada kills all the Americans

There seems to be a pattern here. Outnumbered and outgunned. Win anyway.

>Bravely decide to fight to the last Scot

prussian*

>we

In the case of Waterloo it would really be Prussians deciding to fight to the very last Brit.

It was brits using dutch as meatshields waiting for Prussians to save them.

>Win anyway
Guess again anglo

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>eternal anglo and his beady eyes thinking he's some important guy again

PERFIDIOUS

>United Kingdom: 25,000
>King's German Legion: 6,000
>Netherlands: 17,000
The British also provided the vast majority of the artillery.

t. terrorist scum

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>bravely decide to fight to the very last Austrian
>France kills all the Austrians
>Bravely decide to fight to the very last Prussian
>France kills all the Prussians
>Bravely decide to fight to the last Iberian
>France kills all the Iberians
>Bravely decide to the last Russian
>France kills all the Russians
>But they all freeze to death

Tragic af, I cry every night

No one cares lad.

But the truth is the dutch were at the front and the brits at the back.

t. Waterloo expert

t.Salty Anglo
It's all right Queen Cuck. It's a good thing your country was culturally enriched by Potato niggers

>Britain killed 100,000 times the amount of Irish by not giving them turnip seeds

wew Padraig

You cared enough to reply

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They bravely fought to the last potato.

>tfw when a leaf and muhammed bring up the famine
Cuts deep boys

Tiocfaidh ar la, but now is not the time.

>culturally enriched
your people emigrate here by the masses because Ireland is unbearably shite. It's ok though, we can fix it. Just simply submit to our rule and everything will be fine.

>be british
>get btfo by a few lads with rifles
embarrassing desu

canadian cucks and their militia utterly BTFO

>Submit to our rule
I'd rather not go under sharia law thanks

>be Michael Collins
>get shot by your own lads because you couldn't btfo the British and decided to btfo your own lads

>All of Irelands big battles have tens of enemy casualties

F*enian raids never forget. The Irish are the evil of the world.

>better GDP
>better HDI
>better FDI
>less crime
>99% Irish outside of Dublin
>outjewing the Eu for all their tax shekels
>not leaving the biggest economy in the world
laughing at you tae bae honest

>meme response
>saves and posts "reaction images"
absolute state

Do they teach it to you in schools?

>better GDP
I lurk /eire/ enough to know this is a meme.

Yes the Irish terrorists attacked us while the USA looked the other way. The Irish wanted to oppress us.

live by the sword die by the sword as they say

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Clontarf

>absolute state
So your a Northern Irish man are ye?

>99% Irish outside of Dublin
that's a down side mate

we wanted to attack british imperialism and cause an uprising among french and irish settlers in canada

sadly it had the exact opposite effect as it managed to unite your canadian confederation and make it into a proper country, you should be thanking us, without the irish scare canada could be a dozen different independent provinces

t.Muhammed Abdul
Haven't you a curry house to be running?

nah

F*nian lies and slander

You can't fool me your an Ulster Man through and through whats it like living in Belfast?

>thread about britain and the napoleonic wars
>irish flood it with IRA ambushes for no reason
this one never gets old

couldn't tell you pal, I'm a yorkshireman

hes not hes an autistic cancuck who posts in /brit/ all the time about his love for the empire even though they all hate canadians

You should have finished the job with the famine Nigel

I didn't know that there was a place called Yorkshire in Northern Ireland. What county is it in?
Doesn't it get a bit confusing with there already being a Yorkshire in England?

>your an Ulster Man

>implying the famine was our fault in any way
Your own people put a money crop before diversifying your agriculture enough to survive a blight.
You basically genocide yourself.

response

and you should have finished the job instead of leaving 6 counties with us you incompetent bellend

>all hate Canadians

Seems unlikely

Bit rude. Enoch loved us and you should too.

you made this image and you are the only person to post it

its honestly embarrassing, please delete it

I was just saying if the irish cared so much about unification they should have tried a bit harder to actually achieve it instead of just giving up

shouldnt really have expected more from them I suppose

Paddy mate. We still own a significant part of your island. Thats not a win in anyones book.

response about you being from northern Ireland

The Queen stopped other countries from giving more than her because she was a greedy slut

Canada is weird. Nobody is passionate about it yet I know several people who have visited and have family there. I've been told it's a great place but meh

It was just banter.

Total myth.

There

come on lad you're better than that. Where's this "craic" I've heard about. make me angry. make me bite. try your hardest

kek fair enough

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be careful!

I quite like Canada, have family over there.

Not really feeling up for it desu I actually don't have many problems with Brits in real life. Sorry to disappoint I've just had a long day

> The Irish dog

Lmao

>britcucks talking shit about Muh battles where someone else won it for them
>paddy reminds them the greatest empire in the history of humanity couldn't defeat a few Irishmen who trained for warfare with hurley's
>""ooh hoo noone cares paddy"
tob geg

fucking pathetic Irish cunt, weak as always. This is why you're just a joke to us Britons.

It will never be your time Seamus

>Can't beat be beaten
>get mad as fuck when it's pointed out the Irish cuckolded you into losing your empire

kek

KEK

>us britons
Dave the skinhead, willie ulsterman, rajesh the indian, pajesh the paki and marcus the carribian

Alright then Nigel don't get mad at me just because your wife left you to get culturally enriched by Panjeet

terrorism is the tactic of the weak man, the sly, the weedy, the irish

He said after tucking his wife's son into bed

> MUH POTATO HERITAGE

Just pathetic