How do I become more sociable Sup Forums

How do I become more sociable Sup Forums.
>Be 26
>No friends
>Never dated

Also tay tay thread maybe?

>How do I become more sociable
Why would you want too ?
Most people are just users that only want to be your friend to get something out of you
Women base your worth on your actual net worth
No real reason to have friends or lovers in this day and age, people are only worried about what you can do for them and what they can get out of you.

Well I'm lonely as fuck to be honest

why do you have no friends?
fear of rejection?

get some new friends bro

Find a hobby... Not gaming.

Dont know its who I have been for ages. Cant form friendships

>Well I'm lonely as fuck to be honest
I'm So ronery so ronery, so rornery and sadly arone

I used to have friends, but they are all throw away

Remember, the first thing about friends is, It's not what they can do for you, it's what you can do for them

Taylor is a goddess.

need more info.

like he said find a hobby. if you already have one great if you dont, pick something that you can with other people.

what does op like to do?
not gaming!!

I'd try to be a friend if this wasn't Sup Forums
but it is so... here have a bump

I can relate some of us are just loners
don't try to make friends on the internet
shit sucks

TayTay threads are always nice

First of all, if you don't start autism thread, 60% less people will hate you

Is this Young Val? If so who is Ram Bam?

Ever since 14 I have tendered to be by myself. I stopped going out to make friends etc. Its like a switch went off. I hate it but its become a part of who I am

I second that

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watch social tv-shows like "Victorious" is my case,they inspire you to be friendly is case you get to go out.

A place that's not bad for striking up conversations for introverts is one of those bookstores with a coffee bar you can hang out in all day

No it's not, that's Team America World Police

You've already made a friend, the best friend you will ever have. Yourself. Nurture yourself, became better than everyone else around you. It will improve your self-esteem and in the end, the others will want to be like you and not the other way around.

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I make love to myself 5-6 times a day, I'm my own best lover

Unfortunately, you need to learn to get out of your own self-pitying, overly sensitive head and be selfless. You need to listen to people, be interested in their lives, do them favors, be open for them to stay with you, etc. What autists fail to realize is that the affection they're craving is a two-way street, and people will intuitively know not to pursue you if you're an aloof and possibly loathing person. Fix yourself first.

>Also tay tay thread maybe?
Step 1: Knock it off with that cringy Tay Tay shit. "let me tell you which celeb I stalk" is about as good for making new friends as "Which pony if you perfect waifu?".
Also she is only the perfect woman for those who do not leave the house and talk to real women. So "OMG Taylor Swift OMG OMG" = "All woman have rejected as they were wise to do.".

Pursue the things you enjoy and look for social events involving them.
This will ease you in as you'll be surrounded by people you know are at least a little like minded.

Ask people about themselves. Don't ramble about yourself, but give quick, humble answers to any questions they might ask. Feel free to go in depth if they pry further, but for the most part you want to make it about them so that you seem friendly and genuinely interested in getting to know them.

Don't be afraid to make mistakes. If you say something stupid or goof in some capacity, laugh at yourself and apologize with a smile. This will show people that you don't take yourself too seriously and can handle human errors with grace.

This should get you started.

start by addressing your patheological lieing
google it
understand the subject
figure out a way to fix it
without fear of repremandation

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Why would you need friends when you have Tay Tay in your life?

> lieing

>retarded

>Just wake up
>Get on Sup Forums
>Tay thread

Today is a good day.

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Same situation but 24.
Never had gf, never been kissed, lost virginity to whore at 21.
If you ever feel like killing yourself let me know, I'm looking for a collective suicide partner, but Sup Forumsros keep dodging out on me.

I'm not the one that spelled a simple two syllable word wrong
That would be you
>retard

Every day that starts with a TayTay thread is a good day

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as straw as your fucking brain retard

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This is why you don't have friends

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straight from the logical fallacy into the dsm column

You are a taylor stick fiend and you wonder why you have no friends
Kek

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>as straw as your fucking brain retard
Did you just call me the scarecrow?

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>straight from the logical fallacy into the dsm column
This is why you don't have friends ,or a girlfriend

i called u a nigger ur move faggot

ad infinitum was implied redunhead

I WANT TAYLOR SWIFT TO PISS AND SHIT IN MY MOUTH

But I'm not inclined to sing while I'm in chains,buttercup

So many tay pics, so little time to jerk off

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>ad infinitum was implied redunhead
This is why no one likes you ,and your parents treat you like shit

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Honestly ,the more I look at her, the less attractive she becomes

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contrary to the evidence

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really well done hrtrap though

Want to take a trip on my pimp mobile?

I think taytay may be gay

>asking a bunch of anti social betas how to become more social

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your thread has become infested with faggots op

good luck

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>I think taytay may be gay

You should of said
>I think taytay may be gaygay

Glad to know I m not the only one. Suicide would be bad on my parents. If it were not for them I would be posting from another dimension

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This is why you have no friends

>You should of said
nice b8 m8

No. She isn't a goddess. Fuck off about TayTay

>your thread has become infested with faggots
You have the biggest and loosest butthole of us all
Faggot

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Please stop

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I'd sniff the shit out of that sweaty muffin.

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ugly trap

Just sniff?

Rate my Tay please

Practice. Talk to folks at the bus stop, talk to that cute cashier. Say whatever you fucking want, cause their opinion doesn't matter. You should have a few friends at your work, if not make some. Start looking at events in your area you can attend.

Listen, i'm an introvert and a loner, but even i see the importance of having friends and lovers. It's fucking healthy, cause everything needs balance fag.

Minimum side boob/Maximum sex appeal

Try tinder i found my gf there 2 years ago. Still the best thing that happened to me

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White women are the jewels of the universe, Taylor Swift if crown jewel tier.

ugly dudes

How can she be such a goddess?