I'm at this twat's show... What should I ask shout etc

I'm at this twat's show... What should I ask shout etc.

Are you Croatian?

Say something that would make a black person laugh.

Make fun of his laugh.

That always works...

Hurry... Intermission is about to finish.
Btw 3rd row fuck yeah

Tell him his a faggot lol

jimmy carr rules, you philistine

Better yet, bring up his tax exasion.

Or think for a second and be funnier than he is.

...and I'm a fan.

Alreaady someone asked who did his taxes this year

'why didn't your parents divorce?'