Hello Sup Forums, i would like to make you an offer

Hello Sup Forums, i would like to make you an offer.
You buy me a 40 dollar game called squad
and i will send you nudes of my mother.
She is russianjew and i have an arabic step father.
I have recordings of her moans, but i dont want to show anything untill i know for sure someone will help.
So for now this will have to make due
steamcommunity.com/id/Retardpatrol
I also have

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steamcommunity.com/id/koolkidzklan/
steamcommunity.com/id/ForgottenDeadMan
twitter.com/AnonBabble

And if you dont have the money just send me a gift card or something.
I really dont like what im doing but i need an escape from life

alright im just gonna stream my suicide.
Anyone wanna send me a safe streaming site?

>i need an escape from life

Kill yourself. Problem solved.

sending nudes of your mom for a $40 video game... dude...

You're making up stories of posting nudes of your mother for video games. That's as pathetic as you can get.

help me with this problem of mine, i dont want to kill myself and end up with nobody watching

periscope app

Is it available on windows 7?

Reverse image search shows this as fake ass OK. Lolololol

Op got any proof? I will buy for a folder of nudes and videos

>pic unrelated

no i was lying
but please give me squad

12 yr old detected

Pathetic

What the fuck has happened to /b?

steamcommunity.com/id/Retardpatrol

popularity

...

not an argument

>make due
I was just about to do you a solid, too, and then I realized that you're just another retard who can't into correct homophones.

faggot

Would any kind user gift me FFX?
Only if thats not too much of course

Thanks for reading and I hope you have a great day :)

htpp://steamcommunity.com/id/ForgottenDeadMan

Ok listen, i fucked up.
This is whole thing was just a joke to piss off my friend but he's a bitch so he took it personally.
I already have this game he just wants it.

Why should i user?

ok listen, this whole thing wasnt ALL a lie.
This kid is a good kid, i know him personally.
He has to deal with an abusive step father and a stupid mother.
Also I have no reason to lie as i have this game already
steamcommunity.com/id/koolkidzklan/
look for yourself.
I promise ill find a way to repay you if you actually do this.

I don't understand the joke at all. You making up a story of giving up nudes of your mom for a video game on Sup Forums is a joke to piss of your friend. How does that work?

steamcommunity.com/id/ForgottenDeadMan

I fucked up the whole link

He kept bugging me about this game.
So i started a beg thread.
I also felt like making up some bullshit that was obviously bullshit.
And i didnt expect anything at all in return

Right. Tell you what, ill give you a copy so you can give to a friend or fucking whatever i dont care. First ill ask do you have a paypal acc with money on it? qB^)

Nigga i dont want it
give it my friend in the op
this one
steamcommunity.com/id/koolkidzklan/
is mine, i already have it.

Can you not read?

I bet you he found a random person's profile that happen to own the game and he's pretending to be him in order to get the game on his real account.

i do not have a paypal

I'll buy it for you if you stream yourself sucking your friends dick, just like you're doing it now but on cam

lmao layta bolt try finding some other richfag with money (Y)

Fuck you. For 40 dollars I'll just fuck your mother and make a video to jack off to later.

message peepeekaka and ill answer

i'm game for a "post your mom" thread. i'll play

Bumping

is this your final answer?

yes

well what about this faggot?

OP here. If you want to give me money, we can Skype about it. It's zexionheart666. Please don't give up on me!

not op

what a fucking tool.

666? Really nigga?

This woman's name is Natasha Amal, she's a french actress. Just sayin'

You said you weren't expecting anything out of this thread. Why is your friend too lazy to get the game himself?

look at

>Why is your friend too lazy to get the game himself?
because hes 16 and has no job.
Hes one of the nerdy kids in school so hes got that going for him