/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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Sissy texans

God save our gracious queen.

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FUCK /CUM/

Sissy Californians

*paws your leg and grunts softly 3 times*

Going to bed

Goodnight /cum/

dicks out for vapeman

>7:30 EST

OY VEY

My sleeping schedule is fucked

too early man

Hi, guys.

Do you work early in the morning?

Hey Crabman

hey crabman

>staying up after the sun goes down

y tho

youtu.be/8pyW6w5B7Aw

I have electricity and internet.

I'll put you in your place, sissy.

tell me a story /cum/

my life is a lollapalooza of suffering, a bonnaroo of humiliation, a coachella of pain

>Eh user we're thirsty can you get some milk from the fridge?

Fed my bird rice and now he loves me.
Maybe will share some with the wild birds.

>he doesn't have a milk bag dispenser in his fridge
shame

how does a maplenigger pour this

like

you snip a corner and then hang it up in the fridge til you use it next?

do you put it in a pitcher?

Milk bladder goes in your backpack and you put the straw into it. This allows you to have a streamlined source of fluids for your hikes.

You snip the corner and put it in a pitcher. You can buy regular cartons of milk at any grocery store though.

This is the story of how I'm at Orange Leaf and some adult retard is making huge grunting and choking noises behind me and there are people standing outside screaming in 10-degree weather for no apparent reason

...

ty

what other liquids do you sell in bags

I just did some time

I'm back now

Good answer
Shitty answer

>hang it up in the fridge

semen lmao

water

>tfw all the jav actors have bigger penises than me

> one chance at life
> born with a pencil dick

juice

>kid wearing none of the mexican colours is mexican

crusades against Canada when?

>doesn't notice the brown kid is the mexican

Ahmed please go.

about to eat some taquitos

>play videogames for 2 hours
>already burnt out on them again

well this vacation is gonna suck

fuck posted on wrong thread lmao
also
>inb4 playing league
i know, don't ask why i keep playing this crap

Get some taco barbacoa and some chips and queso por favor.

"Hey user, catch this"

*launches a poop projectile in your general direction*

While you out eating I'm out fucking yo bitch

Hahaha

just uninstalled that today honestly

havent played in like a year

Emperor must be coronated first.

*dodges*

>playing ASSFAGGOTS
>ever
Murder yourself ma boy

*uses body replacement technique*
*slashes your throat with a kunai*

Hey queers, I'm here, get used to it

>tfw I ate a PB&J and ramen for dinner

I have become poverty.

>does hand gesture
>copies your powers but stronger

you were a fool to think you were a match for me

>order pizza
>doesnt come for an hour
>confused
>accidentally misspelled my address by 1 character
>call them
>they get pissy with me when i told them since my card is charged they need to remake my order
am i in the wrong

Yes you're a dumbass, it's not hard typing addresses, you must really be worthless.

even our next president has made typos on twitter so whats wrong with making a mistake

nobody is wrong
it was just a mistake

ayy lmao

Sup, bae?

Strippers are good people

idk

...

hey lol

strippers are unclean

>strippers
>people

Neither am I

Looks like a Pokemon.

...

me third from the right

i'm out before the sun rises and home after it sets

>Doesn't differentiate between American and European football

Baseball Master Race

but it does

don't you leave your phone number? why didn't they just call you?

It does, but the map is an edit.
Take another look at the key.

>spanking
>the girl rides the bloke's big cock with enthusiasm and moans throughout

us pencil-dicked will never experience how it's like to provoke pleasure

...

Ah I see. Good catch anons.

That's some magnificent fucking hair

football is for fags

sounds like you enjoy that fact

I guess so
These non people are fun to be around

enjoying a glass of brandy

why so? It's an emasculating pain

want to mail order a russian whore

she'll dump you as soon as you give her that green card

Yeah until they drain your wallet and their daddies come looking to collect. Been there, done that.

Y-you can order me. I need a green card too

>Drain your wallet
Yes
>their daddies come looking to collect
What?

Bought a five dollar cupcake tonight, feel like a fucking tool even though it was soooo good.

Let's get married and I'll move to Austria and you can move to the US

>>their daddies come looking to collect
>What?

Keep going to them, they'll make you feel right at home, then you'll meet who I'm talking about.

You have a lot to learn.

According to Trump's new immigration policy, only European Women models are allowed into the country visa free. They will of course need to be inspected by the FBI, which Trump has taken the pleasure of appointing himself.

I'll see
Thanks for the warning

wtf was he thinking?

Cool, why not. If immigration services asks about your whereabouts I'll just tell them the illegal Mexicans took you for displaying an American flag.
If we get no more fat, obnoxious baby boomer tourists in turn I'm absolutely ok with this.