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Germany vs. Poland on Thursday 06.16.2016 09.00pm CEST
Games today:
Austria : Hungary 06.00pm
Portugal : Iceland 21.00pm

Valencia wants to buy F. Kostic from Stuttgart for ~15m€
>HSV is interested in Moussa Sissoko from Leicester City
According to Catalan sportspaper "Sport", Leroy Sane to ManCity is a done deal.

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Mein Land seit vielen Jahrn, ist Österreich-Ungarn, lobt unsren König.

>HSV is interested in Moussa Sissoko from Leicester City

*from Newcastle United
sorry :(

AaB's Nicolaj Thomsen is having a medical with Nantes this week.
The transfer price will be around DKK 4m plus clauses.
Thomsen is 23 years old, a winger, scored six goals and made nine assists last season.

>tfw I wanted to post exactly that and then thought "nah"

Zorniger thinks very highly of himself.
It will be interesting to follow Brondby this season and especially to see how the players react to him.

>when you've been shitposting it every draw and it turns out to be true


Auslosung manipuliert? | Blatter: „Natürlich gibt es warme und kalte Kugeln“
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>„Ich habe selbst Auslosungen auf europäischer Ebene beobachtet, bei denen das passiert ist – aber niemals bei der Fifa.“
sure thing Sepp....

>Arjen Robben soll mit einem „Mega-Millionen-Vertrag“ zum türkischen Meister Besiktas Istanbul gelockt werden. Das berichtet der „kicker“. Der Kontrakt des Niederländers beim FC Bayern läuft 2017 aus – eine Verlängerung steht aktuell nicht im Raum

hallo bundes ~~

ayoooo

meme magic confirmed

Nantes are never ever going to buy good players

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Breaking: Madrid court says Operation Puerto blood bags must be released to Spanish cycling fed, WADA, UCI and Italian Olympic Committee

Thomsen is alright. French mid-table is probably his level.

rip in peace drugbike

I think doping should be allowed in cycling tbf

Will be interesting to see if there are football and tennis players there as rumours have it, or it's only cycling.

Strongly disagree

Will be interesting to see if there will be any consequences at all, which is highly unlikely if is right.

Yes. As a lifelong cycling fan I'm extremely cynical and don't actually expect anything to come of it.

doping had been hand in hand with cycling since forever. That's why all the athletes are giving out superhuman, that's why they can keep up everyday with so much kilometers, that's why they are fast, their moves are swift, and why the curve of their turns are so smooth. The entire sport your love so much is based on lies and doping

I know all that, but it doesn't mean doping should be allowed.
It would maybe be entertaining in the short term, but longer term it would destroy it alltogether. How many parents would allow their teenagers to race if they knew for certain that drugs was in their future and how many talents would choose other sports. It's not like cycling is a gold mine for 80% of the riders. Legalised doping very very quickly turns into mandatory doping.
I'd rather they just keep battling it with all the setbqcks and shit that follows from it.

>"80 Prozent von euch oder ich kraulen sich auch mal an den Eiern und gut is." (Lukas Podolski)

MEMES

i do it several times a day tbqhwy

Sure, but don't get caught on camera doing it, then sniffing your hand.

both of these

Russia gets a suspended disqualification from UEFA after violence inside the Stade Velodrome on Saturday night. On a final warning

what about the anglos

Didn't do anything inside the stadium, which is what UEFA are looking at in this case.

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Allofs has confirmed that Ricardo Rodriguez wants to leave Wolfsburg this summer.

Test

cricket

he confirmed that like a week ago
his buyout clause runs out at the end of june

>das gefühl wenn sie dir zuerst textet

i think i have a chance /bundes/

EIER
WIR BRACUEHN EIER

clutch at any straw bro

don't get friendzoned m8

>no 15 uhr game

help me master

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austria - hungary will be better than what is expected

Austria will win their group.

yes

Yeah

Depends what your definition of "is" is

Dortmund still expect Reus to be back by August or September.

I hope Austria destroy Hungary.

feels good having coworkers who don't care about football

like a 1-1 borefest

Execute all Germans.

fuck yourselves

as of right now I am bandwagoning the Hung Aryans. they are LITERALLY going to BTFO of mountain niggers

t. magyar diaspora

predictions for today:
austria - hungary 1:0
portugal - iceland 1:0

apparently Deschamps doesn't like Pogba because he arrives late at lunch, while wearing flipflops

t. Jako Kovàcks

2x0
0x1

whats wrong with wearing flipflops?

people will think you're a bogan

put the oral stimulation in the bag, oniichan

lack of professionalism
he arrives 2 minutes late and wearing flipflops, while Deschamps ask for everyone to wear shoes
he's literally grasping at straws so he can play a midfield of sissoko - matuidi - kanté (2 hacks and one good bloke)
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I need to poop

Sandals in general are wrong. It's not polite to walk around barefeet, and it looks awful to wear them with socks. Wrong on all accounts.

WTF I like Deschamps now

it's shit like birks and regular beach flipflops that are shit. sandals like pic related are perfectly acceptable

>hummels, gundogan, mkhitaryan, obama all gone
>reus out for 6 months
why is life so cruel to dortmund fans

>Sandals in general are wrong
this, dat feel of shame when i see fellow countrymen wearing them, esp. on vacation

no just no

We can only hope Poland somehow beats us.

LITERALLY THE FIRST THING OUR COMMENTATOR SAYS AFTER THE GOAL:

>"MUSTAFI, son of Albanian parents!"

This fucking disgusting cuckland.

If this is the first thing that pops up in their leftist minds, you can be sure, if Germany would win, our media would use it for months for their disgusting multiculutralism and xenophilia propaganda.

We can only hope """German""" team will fuck up soon.

>esp. on vacation
>wearing shoes to the beach
BOLD

Just shed a few tears over the show I'm watching.

Certain people can wear them, but not many. A swarthy Frenchman or Italian, sure, but you will not catch me wearing sandals, ever.
If I need something light, I'll wear a pair of Mao shoes.

welcome back ronny
how is Sup Forums today?

since there is no trans thread I will post it here
Umtiti to barcelona for 30m euro

OH. MY. GOD.

Vardy uses my brand of snus

>mfw a german was getting triggered by chocolate near me

make one

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er snus?

disgusting

I think the English speaking world calls it snuff maybe. Loose tobacco or small bags with tobacco in them that you put under your upper lip.

desu I don't really care
I can't enjoy NT wins anymore because I don't like 50% of the team

I don't want them to crash and burn but I don't really care about the team either

you're a disgusting human being

just lost all my respect

ew this shit is disgusting

i'm slightly aware of its existence and completely unaware of it's name

Hide and ignore all offtopic posts in /bundes/ with one simple trick.
Foreigners hate it.
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Bundes is so much better without having to read FrenchCunts, Denmarkassbitch and Huezil's posts!
Wish i could hide all the Bazi posters, too

I'm cooking something right now

doing god's work

but Sup Forums x already does that easily

no need for an extra script

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when i was in australia i had the best time im compay of bogans

how do you know they were bogans

Breaking bad?

it just assumed. they looked like bogans and drank alot

how did they look?

No, watched the tirst two episodes of it and was bored

they head feathers on their head and big sharp beaks

i love transfer season
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good.

like bogans

Official final bundes table for the 16/17 season

1. RBL
2. Wolfsburg
3. Leverkusen
4. Dortmund
5. Buyern
6. HSV
7. Ingolstadt
8. Schalke
9. Hertha
10. Hoffenheim
11. Augsburg
12. Frankfurt
13. Köln
14. Mainz
15. Bremen
16. Gladbach
17. Darmstadt
18. Freiburg

>Euro League for us
yay :3

Hehe

I would never do soup for myself because it has next to no nutritional value for me. I'd consider making soup as an entrée for guests of course