Pre-Match thread Portugal vs Iceland

Are the Ice niggers ready to handle the best midfielder in europe + the gypsy goat duo?


>Cristiano Ronaldo
best player in the world
>Quaresma
in a great form (2nd best player in the world right now)
>João Mario
best midfielder in europe by a country mile

Give us the Trophy already

And if Iceland wins... what will you do?

>Portugal 1.50 to win

Really about to put one thousand euros on this shit, it's fucking free money

don't worry my chinese friend, they won't.

------------CR7-----Quaresma
Nani--------------------------------------JoãoMario
--------------------Adrien
--------------WilliamCarvalho
RaphaelG---------------------------Cédric
--------------R.Carvalho--Pepe
----------------RuiPatricio

nah they will choke, 1-1

quem /fa/ aqui?

No they won't, Iceland is shit-tier. The fact that we lost 3-0 to them should be used way more by banter merchants on Sup Forums.

ronaldo is not even a top 5 player

niguem meu cota

I dunno m8, don't ever forget how incompetent Santos is. And Iceland qualified for a reason.
On another note, if >we score one in the fist half there is no way it will end up less than 3-0

No

------------CR7-----Nani (quaresma won't play)
AGomes--------------------------------------JoãoMario
--------------------Adrien
--------------WilliamCarvalho
RaphaelG---------------------------Cédric
--------------R.Carvalho--Pepe
----------------RuiPatricio

Seriously, why is Santos putting Moutinho when it's clear his shape is horrendous?

because jorge mendes will never allow him to field more than 2 sporting player since we don't wanna sell any of them.

Betting is haram

>that flag

>that flag
>this topic
Something doesn't work.

you are now aware that theoretically a team with 0 (zero) points could advance to the knockout phase

>Iceshit in the euro
Why is this even allowed?

I-Iceland is strong! Strong!!

>Casualties amongst the icelanders to be expected

s-sorry

>portugal (with a B team) beat norway 3-0
>Norway beats iceland 3-2
Will we put 5 past iceland lads?

Is this the most irrelevant match of the tournament so far? Literally neither team has any chance of advancing to the semi-finals.

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM

>choke machine

>Having to rely on a catalan to beat a literally who side
your messi-less barça is a farce

>Struggle against Czech Republic

I'm betting for Portubros to win the tournament because of awesome midfield.
Hope you guys don't fuck it up

Hey, Dutchman, when is your team playing?

Is Rúben Neves not part of the EURO Squad? What the literal fuck.

That's not how sports work

he doesn't even start for the worst porto team in the last 30years

I have absolutly no idea why forgein people think ruben neves is even above average
where did this meme come from?

>those fantasy XIs
kek

Particio
Vieirinha---Pepe---???---Eliseu
Mario---Danilo---Moutinho---Gomes
Nani---Ronaldo

Well then maybe they could improve their team by letting him start.

Im going to be upset if based Quaresma doesn't start.

its the team that played against belgium, which was our best performance so far. whats wrong with those XIs?

Moutinho is out of form
Eliseu won't start for sure
I doubt Vieirinha will start over cedric.
The only doubt is about who starts between danilo and william

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>Quaresma
isn't that a pokemon?

>tfw Messi wins Copa America and Donaldo doesn't win Euros
this will put the final nail on the coffin

>white pants

wew
Not even once

Everyfuckingperson-ic is questioning portuguese names
baka

That's Quilava.

>inb4 Peru eliminates Argentina

>tfw Cristiano Ronaldo scores a hattrick in the final to win us the euro and Messhit chokes on the final like always

>inb4 Peru wins the Copa America and Iceland the Euros
One can only hope

>João Mario
>William Carvalho
>Renato Sanches
>Moutinho
>Adrien Silva
>André Gomes
>Danilo Pereira

Name a more stacked midfield.

>Deco
>Rui Costa
>Figo
>Cristiano Ronaldo
>Maniche
>Hugo Viana

Name a team that can stop Portugal.
protip: you can't

1755 Lisbon earthquake

>0 trophies
>EVER

how do we fix poortugal?

Hi, can you translate this for me pls

thanks

Literally fucking who

fds péssimo

starts when?

we teach porto and benfica to produce actually above average players so we don't have to rely only on Sporting.

Sporting CP:

> Moutinho
> Quaresma
>Cristiano Ronaldo
>Joao mario
>Adrien
>William
>Rui Patricio
>Jose fonte
>Nani
>Cedric
>Pepe

Benfica:
>Renato sanches(meme player that won't even play)

Porto:
>Andre gomes (might start some games but sucks)

see the problem?

This is the right XI

in 8 hrs

8 GMT

jesus fkn christ fuck off already

>pre match thread for a match that's starting literally a sleep's time
No wonder why we had to put Portugal back in its place in 2004

>Porto
>André Gomes

>the state of the clueless lagartos

I would honestly start Rafa instead of Nani if Quaresma isn't fit.

portawho

>amirite

it will be good to see penaldo's disappearing trick once again lol

Somewhat related.

>Fenerbahce winger Nani has signed a three-year contract to join Serie A club Inter, according to Record.

>The Portugal international has reportedly agreed to a contract worth €3.2 million-per-year, with the transfer negotiations expected to include an Inter player moving in the opposite direction.

>It was thought Jose Mourinho was interested in bringing the player back to Manchester United but refused to meet the players €8 million release fee.

Says SouthIceland who doesnt even have a football team

>Jose Mourinho interested in Nani

ahahahh

no

Is that the portuguese Record? God, that newspaper is terrible. He's not on the level of Inter much less Mourinho.

Wouldn't surprise me if he really went to Italy though since that club has no strategy at all

I'm actually surprise by people calling FS incompetent or saying they don't like him because he doesn't pick some players.

He is the best and most competent manager that we have since a long time, he actually knows how to tactics and how to manage a fucking group of people. Do these people want Paulo Bento or Scolari back?

I can't stand that gypsy, go Iceland!
I stand with the underdog.

stfu

>these are the norwegian training facilities
kekekek

this

>W-We're gonna win it, you'll see!

I wasn't arguing you're all the same person, I was arguing you're all on the same level with the same problem. But actually you may very well be the OK one of the lot

Tbh Scolari did win a world cup.

But yeah, Santos is probably the best you could have right now.

Looks fucking awesome for a country that gives almost no shits about this sport.

m8's no need to get upset but your team has been known to flop hard in the past and penaldo being a key figure in not turning up to matches

but when its for club well thats when he shines

deves ser hetero

fora do meu chã

Wow Portugese are really arrogant

penaldo will get cucked, i can feel it in my prostate

nah thats just the benfica ones

Portugal you did it again

Don't know about your football culture but that's a 50 yrd old woman rhetoric around here

best regardz

this
I wouldn't be surprised if it was a benfica fan that made this thread with joao mario face on it.
They actually ride his dick more than actual sporting fans do for some reason

>No 2pm kickoff

At least your kit gives 10-0 to ours

well i know you have as many cups as we do m8

> He is the best and most competent manager that we have since a long time
Does that mean he's good?

notice how it's always sportinguistas that bring up their club.

too fucking desperate for relevance.

i didn't know F1 was sponsoring the euro's

You should've heard a manage of ours (Jorge Jesus) commenting a match of your NT on the telly

We generically understand more about football. I still remember when he got out of Vitória many Çiporte fags didn't want him on the team. Same happened with Jefferson (muh Jonathan Silva) and Slimani (muh Montero)

portufriends this is the euros
you have to pretend to get along

soon

Iceland qualified from 1st place in their group m8

our team is going to make you feel something else in your prostate, just you wait

Impossible.

Jorge jesus was shitting on the english NT and coach all game lmao

He also said Slimani would score twice the amount of goals vardy did if he went to leicester.

Portugal can't deal with very defensive teams. Iceland is going to defend and they have a pretty great counter-attack, that's always trouble.

This is definitely not a sure win, if Iceland scores a goal we will panic lose

> Portugal can't deal with very defensive teams.
They can if Adrien, JMário and Danilo play. They have been doing it all season long.

its scandinavia's time friend

He was Porto's captain in their U15 team. But was kicked out.

>betting on Poortugal

wew lad
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