Hears noise. Goes to backyard. Sees this. What do?

Hears noise. Goes to backyard. Sees this. What do?

fuck her right in the pussy

Try to figure out when I got a pool?

RKO her

fuck her left in the asshole

turn 360 degrees and walk away

turn into a sausage and fly away

/win

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Diddle her doddle

Burn raft because it now has herpagonasypalaids.

think HOLY SHIT WHEN DID I GET A POOL

Immediately call the cops and tell them there is a strange girl trespassing on my property.

Throw her the weed whacker so she can take care of that bush

give sunblock go back inside

mods delete this it's too hot

>turn 360 degrees
>walk away

>hear noise

>bbrrrrrRRRRAAAAAPPPPTTT

>being this new

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Thank god for the free pool

Is that the raft squeaking?

Lock my doors and get my gun. She's a decoy and I'm about to be robbed.

Kill her cold turkey

ask if she heard the noise, too

Ask her what the fuck she's doing on my property, then go inside and call the police.