Hears noise. Goes to backyard. Sees this. What do?
Hears noise. Goes to backyard. Sees this. What do?
fuck her right in the pussy
Try to figure out when I got a pool?
RKO her
fuck her left in the asshole
turn 360 degrees and walk away
turn into a sausage and fly away
/win
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Diddle her doddle
Burn raft because it now has herpagonasypalaids.
think HOLY SHIT WHEN DID I GET A POOL
Immediately call the cops and tell them there is a strange girl trespassing on my property.
Throw her the weed whacker so she can take care of that bush
give sunblock go back inside
mods delete this it's too hot
>turn 360 degrees
>walk away
>hear noise
>bbrrrrrRRRRAAAAAPPPPTTT
>being this new
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Thank god for the free pool
Is that the raft squeaking?
Lock my doors and get my gun. She's a decoy and I'm about to be robbed.
Kill her cold turkey
ask if she heard the noise, too
Ask her what the fuck she's doing on my property, then go inside and call the police.