How can I get a French gf like Alizee?

How can I get a French gf like Alizee?

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*sigh*

She is Corsican, if you want one of them go there

You won't

She's Italian

Grab them by the pubes

;_;

Burn down a synagogue.

Convert

Italian*

Corsican*

I DON'T CARE WHERE HER PUSSY'S FROM I JUST WANT IT ON MY FACE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Right, a historical region of Italy

Corsica was never part of Italy

Sardinia was Aragonese for more than 100 years, and after that spanish for almost 300.

Is Sardinia spanish then?

You can't.

Because she's mine.

Look at her tattoos before you say something you'll regret

>tfw no russian gf

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Florida was a historical region of Spain, am I Spanish for being from here?

Tell that to a Corsican, and see if you don't get beaten. Anyway, they were shortly a part of the Genoese republic, but they never were a part of Italy.

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;_;

>How can I get a French gf like Alizee?

French girls love US boys
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>Florida was a historical region of Spain, am I Spanish for being from here?

Depends on if you're from Miami or not.

Maybe, and we would gladly give it back.

She's not even a true corsican, her parents moved to this island but she comes from France.