>got pink eye cause I accidentally rubbed my eye with shit on my finger
JUST
Got pink eye cause I accidentally rubbed my eye with shit on my finger
Connor Barnes
John Rodriguez
why did you have shit on your finger
Leo Rivera
scratching my bum after taking a shit and not wiping real well
Matthew Gray
>
Benjamin Nelson
intredasting, tell us more
Eli Smith
Are you a poo?
Daniel Miller
I GOT FUCKING PINK EYE AND IT FUCKING ITCHES LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER
Jack Fisher
use a different flag please
James Brooks
Are you going to see the doctor? Or gonna skip
Colton Diaz
>Be indian
>shit on the street
>Be American
>shit in you pants
>be Australian
>shit in your eye
Our planet is literally going to shit.
Aaron Price
sure it wasn't a spider bite?
Jackson Rivera
You forgot
>be canadian
>shit on your flag
Brandon Johnson
CUUK
Asher Adams
>Sup Forums - International
Nolan Richardson
>anglo hygiene
fuck you that's probably why you all smell like shit
Michael Lee
australians
Jason Rogers
I accidentally rubbed my ass and dick with chili on it
Oliver Edwards
My toilet clogs easily so I always have to pick up my shit from the toilet and rip it into smaller pieces.
Christopher Sanchez
I've heard of Australian shitposting, but this is a bit too far.
Wyatt Reyes
That's why you're supposed to eat with one hand and wipe with the other
Christopher Clark
t. pajeet
Aiden Torres
No shit
Andrew Phillips
>tfw my taint was wet for some reason, not sure if it was sweat since it's freezing
>rub it because it feels good like scratching an itch
>hours later it's burning a bit
wtf
Logan Perry
Ma sha Allah, akhi.
Actually it's only thing about Islam that makes sense.