Prove you are white

Prove you are white

Im voting for le trumpo xddd

I have a job

I know my dad.

I don't have to prove anything to you, faggot.

I have a healthy relationship with my parents.

That was a bad high-five. Let's try it again!

I go to college without financial aid

I don't know what seasoning is

I like friend chicken and watermelon

...

I'm 3rd generation American and my family came from Norway on a fucking longship.

Im poor but not poor enough to be on welfare or have free lunches

I'm not a nigger

> Knew my dad.
> Have a $60k job.
> Trump voter and donor.
> ~6.5" dick.
> College degree.
> 23yo and no felonies.
> Law enforcement career.
> Own a belt/pants at normal position.
> Hate rap.

etc. etc.

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I watch Fraiser

Without any milk.

My favorite band is King Crimson.

I do this on the weekends.

"N-word"

Then you're not white, lol. If you were white, you'd have killed them by now

Hitler did nothing wrong

I think Macklemore is a pretty good rapper.

I like traps and incest

I can't dance for shit

I sold drugs on a cruise ship in Jamaica, Haiti, etc. I brought said drugs on the plane with me in my pocket and didn't get searched. I was arrested and left with no convictions.

I can't jump

Cant jump and my grandfather might be my dad and uncle

I fucked my cousin

Im not

Favorite *stand

I have a shower that I use more often than once a month.

I was pulled over by a cop once and got off with just a warning

That too.

nigger

i emphasize the "r" in nigger

I don't drink cough syrup.

My hobbies consist of vidya, Jeeps, mudding, competitive shooting, hiking, and camping.

My neck is clearly red, not brown.

I like thin girls with narrow asses and I have no problem admitting my dick is just average sized. Also I'm married and have a job, no felonies, and don't do drugs or have any std's.

I go to Starbucks daily.

bell peppers are too spicy

That just makes you a faggot, doesn't prove ethnicity...

My ethnicity makes up the majority of my suburban neighbourhood, in which crime is virtually nonexistent.

I've got a medium sized dick.

i live in a rural village

Damnit, you caught me. Here, have a picture of when i cut myself 2 hours ago

Niggers

Hands like you never did a day of hard work in your life and that's the hand you jerk off with

Thought I smelled somethin...

So you're a real piece of shit eh

i can drink as much milk as i like

I listen to Death Grips and spell words correctly.

I also lied. I dont go and buy social cancer.

I shot up my school

I bathe in bleach

At least i'm honest ^^

Capcha want sandwiches. Shows burgers.

I listen to Tech N9ne.

ah OK so ur a boring monotonous pos. good luck with that divorce after 3 years of marriage

I don't like N.W.A.

this is my bong.

I've never stolen anything, or used/sold any drugs.

Your girlfriend cheats on you with somebody more interesting. She bare minimum thinks of somebody else when you try to fuck her.

>I know how to read
>Mom and dad present my whole life

>Trump is who I'm voting for
>Hulk Hogan was my idol
>Every friend i have is white

>Never have I abandoned my child
>I dont offend people with my presence
>Gay people arent intimidated by me
>Gary is my cats name
>Evreyone shakes my hand instead of high fives
>Superior IQ level
>That feel when you read evrey first letter and realize i lied bouts urrthang

I own computer stuff

I have a black man to fuck my wife for me. This is okay because I only use her to prove my social status,

>thinks he wasn't obvious.

I use a school as a shooting range

Started saving for retirement at 22

you sneaky bastard

I get dementia by the tim im 60

Don't own a gun

I bought my bike.

I have shitty cars that barely run on my front lawn

Southerners are still white.

Why are your fingers so tiny!?

...

He's 12 maybe

Im emotional

My mom sent me to rehab when I was sixteen for smoking weed

No kids

completed HS

went to college

I work in IT

I'm self employed

I drive a subaru

I pay my taxes

etc...etc...

i can read

Southerners are around as white as italians. You pass as white because you're standing next to the problems you brought to the party.

i get sunburn

I have multiple DUIs

the cops don't shoot me

I redo high-fives if they're not good the first time

I have a fat fucking cock and black chicks can't get enough of it.

>Trump voter and donor

Love how you stupid motherfuckers talk about how he is infinitely rich and then donate to his campaign fucking keke

Also, $60k is poor as fuck.

I don't know how to dance

I do not feel the need to murder my grandmother for her EBT card to buy Newports and then set the corner store on fire.

I'm a human being.

i approached a cop and wasn't shot

All of the plates/cups/bowls in my house are handmade.

i have a reaction folder
maybe 10% of them comes from anime

I'm going to school full-time, working nights, and manage to keep my fiance from getting pregnant

Im a cuck

I eat mayo

Nice, user.

Im mexican

My Mexican ex's family ate so much mayo.