Conversation starters for a first date?

Conversation starters for a first date?

"why yes, I did go to Sup Forums for tips for this date."

>so, you're into scat, right?

"are you pregnant?"

i like ur melons teehee

So. How many fingers have you had up your butt in your lifetime? I've had 17.

"Tits or gtfo"

How do you go through life knowing that it ends in a meaningless void?
I want to kill myself

Are you into loli?

OP here: What i've got so far

You a dog or a cat person?

You like to travel?

What kind of music are you into?

Are you aware of the jewish elite?

What were you into during high school?

Have you ever had a threesome with a blood relative?

So... Are you cheating on me you whore?

nudism isnt cp

americans are a backward bunch arnt they

So, do you like memes?!?!

Do you browse Sup Forums?

Hitler did nothing wrong.

have you ever killed a baby?

I learned that one of the first questions you ask is: "so, what are you into/what's your thing/ what Gets you going?" It can be worded many different ways but essentially you're asking about her interests. Note that you're not asking her what she does (job, school, home stuff, etc) cuz those topics become stale quick.

Ask about their interests and do it directly. Don't be casual about it. Strike while the fire's hot. Ask about their interests to gauge not just what they are into but also their conversational skills and passion about what they're talking about. If they're lackluster in their delivery, it means they're lame, boring and not worth the time.

>Are you aware of the Jewish elite?
That's gonna go smooth bro

so are you into anal? cause I can take a pinky but not a whole dick that's just... too much.

thx sociable user

>so how about those jewish elite, amirite?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

"What do you do for fun?"

Seen any good movies lately?
Have you read anything interesting lately?
>jewish elite
I wouldn't bring that up until a lot later. Like, months.

"Trips decide where we go for dinner."

Also OP, don't start off with specific questions like, what kinda music do you listen to? Or anything like that. Let them tell you about their interests on their own. This way you control the conversation thru whichever way topic they give you that you can work with.

You got it, bud. Good luck.

OP here: I've said jew jokes around girls b4 and they thought they were funny.

Straight up honey really I'm askin
Most of these niggaz think they be mackin but they be actin
Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name, what's your sign"?
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
And ask what your interests are, "who you be with"?
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew
You go call your crew

OP here, sorry I didn't clarify. I meant a first date with a man, i'm gay.

Fuxking dubs... on biggie lyrics

Oh then in that case you can just rape him and get your sexual urges out. You're both men and the FBI dont recognize males being rape. Okay sweetie?

OP here: That's not really me. I always say "OP here:" and not "OP here,"

grab the drink

+ "Hey look away"

OP here, this guy's lying. I do "OP here," not "OP here:"

>what is your favorite period in history
If she explains her favorite menstrual period- abort.
>what do you like to do with your free time
>what's your family like? Do you have brothers or sisters?
>do you enjoy any sports?
>what kind of music do you like?
>are you looking for a serious relationship, or are you only dating?

OP here: Lol don't believe this guy

OP here: I love nigger hating Jews and love to show off how funny I am with some witty random anti-semitic joke. Aren't i just a chick magnet?

OP here: wew lad

OP here: Lol don't believe that guy. This is actually the girl I'm taking on a d8

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Why did I laugh at this

OP here: wow i have better choice in women. This is her.

I would like more of her.

Don't start by asking her questions. Start with stories about yourself. Shorter in the beginning, and longer as time goes by. Stories that convey you are a cool, leading guy. Also, tease her on mundane shit like fake glasses or ugly hand writing.

"..and that is why I don't necessarily think women aren't equal, they just shouldn't get paid the same amount as men..."

REAL OP here: first off, fucking stop ok. Second why the fuck would it be a nigger? This is my d8

OP here: gtfo u jews.

OP here: you see thats not me. He misspelled nigger.

did u know that jet fuel cant melt steal beams?

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OP here: fuck you all this is actually the D8 i'm taking out

look at this fuckin memer he made this post just to set up a stupud fucking joke

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And only 11 were mine!

OP here, sorry im late.

nb4 op cant OP here

OP here: U got it, im out ;)

Stfu