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collins street edition

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> when your post shuts up the haters

>pards

cara

this image edition

Drinking an Irish Ale
Why can't the British make a good beer?

First for I like guys!

reckon i might move to australia when i graduate

its got nice weather and the demographics canada did 20 years ago

would like an australian wife 2bh

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shan't be reading a single word :)

birdcucks are at it again lads

me in the window watching the world go by

Australia sucks, it's like the worst parts about canada magnified, but it's alright though

fucking lmao, Ireland has a truly woeful beer scene.

Literally all they drink is Guinness, Murphy's, Heineken and Smithwicks, and increasingly that shitty Guinness pale ale. Unbelievably bad.

Australian women are so easy to fuck
It's because their national average IQ is crazy low

fuck off we're full

Think im over the oneitis lads

Used to think about her before bed every night

Now ive downloaded tinder and cant remember last caring about her

> it's like the worst parts about canada magnified

Elaborate

Australia is a cultural wasteland, only turbo-plebs move there.

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There's not really an availability of British beers in America, at least where I live
Do you guys have good beer?

You lads drink Stella foh

> Australia is a cultural wasteland

umm, excuse me sweetie but our country is VERY multicultural :^)

dont a lot of working class brits emigrate there?
ive got a british passport mate you cant stop me

super wrecked leds just got caught puking on plates in the sink

Then drinky drinky that water you definatley haven't had as much as you need.

Yes.

Try Samuel Smiths Nut Brown ale, Yorkshire Stingo, or Oatmeal Stout. Think they're fairly easy to get in the US.

True, but at every pub there'll be 2-3 local cask ales on tap too, Ireland just doesn't have that.

Yes, refer to my last comment regarding turbo-plebs.

grim

get out of my way pisswasser shits

best beer in north america coming through

gonna smash it in the gym in a bit lads, hyping myself up hehe

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gonna do a suicide

fucking virgin piece of shit internet

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Gf sent me this

Meme beer
My favorite is red racer and shock top

right a letter saying "they're coming for me" just to trick and spook everyone

And this

'ted to the 'nny

I can't even comprehend being in the same room with a naked girl who looked like that
I'd probably start laughing then leave just due to how absurd it is

i like how you call a world class 9% beer meme while shocktop is literally made with pretzels and oranges... pinterest tier flavours

redpill me on the byzantine empire

Why are you obsessed with collins street

Then this which I was rather offended about

outside munching a durrie

bit cold out

-5°C

Why? You could at least go out with a bang and fight back against the invadors by suicide bombing a roo or somthing.

"It's shit"
t. Garl Sagan

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best beer here

>fake tits

ruined

Is that supposed to be an insult?
Pintrest is great if only for the food shit

im obsessed with architecture tbf

The ol superlike has responded to my bollocksslapping

not that arsed

Its a meme beer like boneshaker, and I can't find it here
Shock top is good and smooth, doesn't taste like a meme beer
Also mill street makes good stuff

don't think this gimmick gets the attention it deserves 2bh

It looks like shit mate

nah those buildings are cool

TURBO meme beer
Probably costs like $3.75 a can
Drink some regular shit you ponce

so youre just admitting to be a pussy that cant drink beer that isnt sugary

would all over those chebs

would

They're not
They left a metre or so of the original facade in a pathetic attempt at hiding the grotesque glass and steel monster behind it, which is still clearly visible

They should've went one way or the other not this half arsed attempt at doing both

australian women are more manly than canadian men

REAL AUSSIE HOURS

I feel ya.
Then I think the best thing to do is to get a couple of nasty spiders and put em on your puckered butthole. They start going at it and when spiders fuck and you get some spider cum on you you're fucked, spider cum is 100x more potent than their venom.

ROO'D

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Bought pomade and did a pompadour because of the b-class meme on here and I unironically got loads of compliments and people asking how I do my hair

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Greco-Turkish cucks who mistakenly thought themselves the rightful successor to the Roman Empire
true 2bh
scares me a bit, I just want a soft-spoken pale qt and I'm surrounded by hoarse voiced tomboys

england was the actual successor

>5'8
>5.8"
pottery

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Classic emerald

>battyman styles his hair

Lmao

>get home at 3AM after doing some drinking
>think no one else could possibly be up right now
>pajeet roommate is still up like it's perfectly normal, doing laundry, talking on the phone
absolutely mental

wanking out of boredom

>I don't style my hair

oh my days a fucking "pompadour" teeeeeaaarss

>crazy bitch comes in pissed
>bloke next room stinking the house up with weed
>autist blasting britpop and led zeppelin downstairs
>couple of normies on the phone and having a piss every 5 mins

standard 3am here lad, you have it easy

America is the only true successor of rome because our society and history so closley mirror theirs. We conquored our continent and are the biggest power in the world right now and have guarenteed a peace across our lands.
Our society is rife with corruption and crime. We use bread and circus to keep the people happy. We're known for our roads, and we're a huge economic powerhouse and a trade mecca.
Eventually our empire will collapse and America will splinter into fragments because it would be very unlikley for another power that would be strong enough to unify our actually very diverse areas to come anytime soon.

that's just like /brit/ at 3am haha

Haha so funny

but I like /brit/ x

haha right

shut the fuck up

Rude

the only acceptable hairstyle for a man is a buzzcut

Weed lmao

This is the optimal amount of hair for a man.

Give us a hit then la

Buzzcuts are nigger tier and make you look like a slavic thug. It honestly ruins what could otherwise be cute guys.

haven't smoked in years

you can start posting any time you want

this is normal for a friday night
me and my housemates all stayed up until 6am last night

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Ah yes yanks still believe they're the world police
need them out of business

work christmas party is on tonight
gonna get so fucked lads
ahaha

>wanting to be cute

alri battyman

I have a sort of mohawk ponytail

Are you the lad that wanted to hook up with the slags but figured it was gonna be the established at the party?

nah mate

Don't lie to me...