Level up. If you've never put anything in your penis for pleasure then kill yourself

Level up. If you've never put anything in your penis for pleasure then kill yourself.

Try putting your penis inside something...

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Did someone say sounding thread?

/thread

>Tells people to kill themselves
>Can't even support his own thread

wrong thread boi

tips for starting out ?

Print this off, roll it up and put me inside your cock

very thin shrinking tube inside condom, you dont want to get infections there

would the opposite end of a needle previously boiled work ?
Do you need lube ?
Does it actually feel good ?

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it started with LEGO antennas as a kid...

rekt

qtip's with enough precum work well.

>a needle

no. just no. for fucks sake.

Oh, the thread took off.

>pleasure
>put anything in penis

Choose one

>needle

>the opposite end of a needle

that's still very needle-like. no.

just use something else plz...
If you lose that thing down there you are fucked

? it's round
I'm not going to put it to the bottom I'm not retarded ffs

a knitting needle, maybe. the really round ones, that aren't really needles.

>if you have never put anything inside yor penis for pleasure then kill yourself

>be based long cock kid
>arousal gets me dripping with lots of precum
>first notice i can put stuff in there at age10 or so
>have loads of thin and slick lego pieces
>over the next years everything goes up the hole
>lances, antennas, more lances, swords, pneumatic tubes
>a good percentage of my lego box has seen the inside of my penis
>nobody ever notices
>now i have medical steel rods and it's still awesome
>"yes, i started my kink at age 11"