--Adventures of Fontman--

--Adventures of Fontman--
You are fontman. You are standing on a hill near a strange tree.
What will you do first?
>7 decides

hang myself

Dangle til ded
/thread

Climb the tree

Climb tree

Shoot myself

shove it up my ass

climb that bitch

chop the tree down

Piss on the tree

Fontman starts raping animals

Chop down the tree

Walk down the hill

rawl

Hang self from tree

Fontman shoves entire world into anus

Hang a gypsy

roll

I move the thread to /qst/

Hang a gypsy wins!

You look around and see that there are no gypsies.
A giant, terrifying octopus appears.
You back into the tree.
>3 decides

Get on my knees and pray to the one and only God (allah)

Fontman Make love to octopus

laugh because it will asphyxiate

Piss on one of his tentacles

Climb tree

Point out that there is no ocean around and since he has been exposed to air for a long time, he only has a few more seconds of life.

Hide behind tree

Drop kick that sucka, strangle him with his own tentacles

You hide behind the tree; the octopus seems fooled and promptly fucks off.
>6 decides

Follow the octopus

Call back octopus and make love to octopus

fuck the tree

Jerk off to the octopus

Masturbate

bury yourself leaving only your penis visible

Run

Roll

chop dick off

Rerollll

bite your fingers off

Say him to fuck off

Shit under tree

Win

Break a branch off to use as a weapon. Follow the trail of slime.

You attempt to do so, but quickly realise you don't have any fingers.

Zozzle

>9 decides

jack off.

Spawn a bazooka and follow trail of slime

Reroll

Climb the goddamn tree already

Touch the tree. Just touch it.

Check the tree out.

Find the octopus because you're lonely without it

Fist in popper

Hump the tree

Follow the octopus

xd the tree

Jerk off

Become super saiyan

Create fire out of tree branches

Turn into a salamander and climb up the tree.

Wiiiin

Climb down the hill

Rar

Climb the tree, scout the area

Damn

Set the tree on fire

Bury yourself a grave.

You attempt to jerk off, but alas, you still do not have fingers.

>5 decides

Lick the tree.

Smoke crack

Go fuck yourself op, you are dumb as fuck

Walk to the left side

Dig a hole.

Climb the fucking tree

Touch the tree with unspecified arm-shaped appendage.

>dumb as fuck
>imposes the realistic issue of not having fingers

Walk to the right.

Grow fingers

Ram your head against the tree

Winrar

Lek.

Winrar

six per limb

Fist your anal.

holy shit, winrar again

>realistic
>this thread
The fuck did just say

You climb the tree and find a big key. It does not seem to have any use at this point.
>7 decides

Holy shit

Bash head off tree till deas

SMOKE SOME WEED

RE ROLL

Shove the key up your anus

rolling for this

Shove key up asshole

Shout an avian mating call into the wind

Fist your anus!!