--Adventures of Fontman--
You are fontman. You are standing on a hill near a strange tree.
What will you do first?
>7 decides
--Adventures of Fontman--
hang myself
Dangle til ded
/thread
Climb the tree
Climb tree
Shoot myself
shove it up my ass
climb that bitch
chop the tree down
Piss on the tree
Fontman starts raping animals
Chop down the tree
Walk down the hill
rawl
Hang self from tree
Fontman shoves entire world into anus
Hang a gypsy
roll
I move the thread to /qst/
Hang a gypsy wins!
You look around and see that there are no gypsies.
A giant, terrifying octopus appears.
You back into the tree.
>3 decides
Get on my knees and pray to the one and only God (allah)
Fontman Make love to octopus
laugh because it will asphyxiate
Piss on one of his tentacles
Climb tree
Point out that there is no ocean around and since he has been exposed to air for a long time, he only has a few more seconds of life.
Hide behind tree
Drop kick that sucka, strangle him with his own tentacles
You hide behind the tree; the octopus seems fooled and promptly fucks off.
>6 decides
Follow the octopus
Call back octopus and make love to octopus
fuck the tree
Jerk off to the octopus
Masturbate
bury yourself leaving only your penis visible
Run
Roll
chop dick off
Rerollll
bite your fingers off
Say him to fuck off
Shit under tree
Win
Break a branch off to use as a weapon. Follow the trail of slime.
You attempt to do so, but quickly realise you don't have any fingers.
Zozzle
>9 decides
jack off.
Spawn a bazooka and follow trail of slime
Reroll
Climb the goddamn tree already
Touch the tree. Just touch it.
Check the tree out.
Find the octopus because you're lonely without it
Fist in popper
Hump the tree
Follow the octopus
xd the tree
Jerk off
Become super saiyan
Create fire out of tree branches
Turn into a salamander and climb up the tree.
Wiiiin
Climb down the hill
Rar
Climb the tree, scout the area
Damn
Set the tree on fire
Bury yourself a grave.
You attempt to jerk off, but alas, you still do not have fingers.
>5 decides
Lick the tree.
Smoke crack
Go fuck yourself op, you are dumb as fuck
Walk to the left side
Dig a hole.
Climb the fucking tree
Touch the tree with unspecified arm-shaped appendage.
>dumb as fuck
>imposes the realistic issue of not having fingers
Walk to the right.
Grow fingers
Ram your head against the tree
Winrar
Lek.
Winrar
six per limb
Fist your anal.
holy shit, winrar again
>realistic
>this thread
The fuck did just say
You climb the tree and find a big key. It does not seem to have any use at this point.
>7 decides
Holy shit
Bash head off tree till deas
SMOKE SOME WEED
RE ROLL
Shove the key up your anus
rolling for this
Shove key up asshole
Shout an avian mating call into the wind
Fist your anus!!