Ask a (sick) psychologist anything except how to get over the flu!

Ask a (sick) psychologist anything except how to get over the flu!

I'm h-here for you, but please be gentle!

I suppose n-no one needs me today. Oh well.

How can I get her to like me?

Who is she? Tell me more, little user.

How do I get over a girl who I think is my true love and I will never find anyone like her again?

Shouldn't we be calling you Andy instead of Alice?

Be true in your answer.

No, my name is Alice.

First, you need to stop being delusional; the concept of "true love" is not that old, and clearly doesn't fit with how humans interact.

Second, what do you mean you'll never find anyone like her again? What was unique to her?

Can you explain binary space partitioning like I'm 8 and a half.

Is she aware of your existance? And have you talked with her.

You're not Alice from Alice in Wonderland you're just some worker for a computer company.

It hurts to live, but people get angry with me when I try to die. What do, doc?

How do I get better at trusting people? I've got a great girl, and a great opportunity ahead, but I keep holding back because I can't let myself trust anyone.. I've never been able to, really

I have general anxiety disorder. Should I do CBT or just request medication? I can't keep on living like this.

she was the first girl to say "I Love You" to me. She was the first girl I felt comfortable about being naked in front of. She is the first girl that found me attractive and wanted to date me. She is the first girl that actually found me funny and didn't care about my past.

BSP? 8.5? Hm.

It's where we divide stuff in the world up into groups based on what can see what until everything is as small as it can be.

I'm Alice from Touhou.

Why does it hurt to live?

Why do you think you have trust issues? Has someone hurt you in the past?

multiple people have asked me if I have bi-polar disorder and I frequently contemplate suicide, where do I go to get checked? Just the normal doctor?

No you're just some Rper acting as Alice from Touhou. Nice try.

Both. Unlike WWII, a war on two fronts is a good thing here.

So the only thing unique about her is she was the first? Go out and find the "first who did it better than the first" then.

Yes. Go to your PCP or GP, talk to them, ask for a referral to a psych.

You see a whole lot of roleplay here, buddy?

Well I don't want to be too specific.
Someone (not me) posted her snap on this site so shes probably looks at this site now and then.

I don't really go on Sup Forums that much. Just when I'm high.

Either way, lets call this girl J
She wass in one of my classes and she actually came over one time so we could work on project. We spent most of the time smoking the herbal Jew. Our project sucked

The next day she barely talked to me. The day after that nothing. and so on


You could even see it by the way she texted that she lost interest. Her texts were, at first, long and fast, but then became smaller and smaller. I stopped texting her.

I don't know what I did wrong. Hopefully I'll see her again next semister

I think its because she just broke up with her BF of like 6 years or something. idk fam

Oh now you're tough taking me, nice try user. Also hope you get better rper Alice.

(Anxietyfag here)
Thanks, I suppose first step is to talk to my doctor who can redirect me to a psychologist?
I hope you feel better soon, OP :3

> (You)
>So the only thing unique about her is she was the first? Go out and find the "first who did it better than the first" then
is that really all it takes?
I am 25, so I feel too old and inexperienced to date again and the fact that she wasn't white makes me think all white women aren't attractive.

I've been hurt in the past, yes, but no worse than any other "pretty bad" break ups I guess. I feel bad for not being able to trust anyone because I really have no reason to be like this. I don't know what's wrong with me. In scared it's going to ruin what I have going for be right now.

Hello alice I hope you feel better and me and my girlfriend are doing great we had an amazing date on a boat and we are both getting more intimate with eachother each week and talking about seeing each other more since we only see each other once a week due she works in mornings and I work at night.

It's not easy for everyone to find a person like that.

I am a paedophile,21 years old live with mom i rly want a loli dakimakura,but i think my mom will discover my love for little girls should i buy ?

Not OP, but congrats user

You should buy a Mossberg and kill yourself

Thanks

I have a severe addiction to heroin. I've tried everything I can think of, multiple stints in outpatient, one inpatient that lasted seven months, on probation and if I come up dirty again I'm going to prison, have a wife good family things are starting to look up for me but even as I type this I can't get the thought of how good the rush is gonna be when I get home in a couple hours. I just can't stop. I tried for months was clean but moved back to my area and can't seem to quit. It feels like the only time I genuinely enjoy life and everything and everyone in it is when I'm high and I need help. I've taken all the suggestions they give you in treatment and it still doesn't seem to make a shitbit of a difference.

>You see a whole lot of roleplay here, buddy?
[different user]
I think your roleplaying as a psychologist.
I also think you were born a male.

why do i always get really anxious when people come talk to me.

I have this rash on the bottom of my nutsack. Is it a sign of bipolar disorder?

No rper Alice is a girl, literally.

What medications did you take for it?

Okay. Why do you think such things?

Just saying it's easier said than done, so...

And being inexperienced at 30, you might as well be dead.

>Yes, sounds like a breaking up could definitely cause someone to act like she is currently acting. Give her some space and time Anonymous.

Thats what I think too. I think she likes me, but doesn't want anything serious. She doesn't seem like the type of girl to be ok with just FWBs

I guess that explains why she came over and gave me a big hug and whatever and even texted me "thanks for having me over" and then never speaks to me again.

thanks OP. take lots of zinc and protein for your cold. also get some codeine cough syrup.that shit is amazing for colds

sorry fam. I know a bunch of people who can't stop shooting. I got in huge trouble back in high school for fucking around with percocets

No.

Hm. That's not something I can explain unless you elaborate on it. Please give me more information.

I've got some robotussin; codeine does nothing for me, given I am a pain patient.

Yep. That's what it looks like.

Says the loneliest Satori to ever walk the earth?

30 ain't the end of the road; it's just the beginning.

What i can do to stop being horny for little girls,like therapi or some drug,maybe jerk off more times ?

Don't abuse opiates; you are the reason pain patients like me can't even get oxy anymore.

I'm almost 50 years old and have lived my whole life with untreatable clinical depression. I'm also anhedonic and asexual; I've never experienced fun. I don't even known what "fun" means. People get drunk or they go on carnival rides or they have sex or drive around in cars and claim that it's "fun." I guess I have to believe them, but I have no idea what it really means.

I feel completely alienated from the rest of my species. I have no friends, and my family basically disowned me. My parents threw me out on the street as soon as they were legally allowed and told me they didn't like me and didn't want to associate with me.

I live with no fridge, no stove, and no shower; I have to take sponge baths in the sink. A lifetime of alienation has left me destitute, and a lifetime of destitution has left me with shattered health. I've been diabetic for 25 years and have chronic pain in my hands and feet from peripheral neuropathy and Reynaud's sign. I'm also going slowly blind from a rare form of glaucoma called pigmentary dispersion syndrome, completely unrelated to the diabetes.

I recently completed a "quality of life" test someone posted to Sup Forums and I got a result of 1.8 out of 10. The lowest in the entire thread. Think about that. My quality of life is lower than every single person in Sup Forums.

My question to you is, after all this time, is there anything I can actually do to change any of this, or do I just wait patiently for poor health to close the cover on an unpleasant life?

well... when ever someone calls my name, or wants to talk to me etc, i feel like ive done something wrong. so at this point i almost feel like running away rather than talking to other humans... very confusing but... well.

how do i stop wanting to rape people?

a lot of nights i come home and look around at my shrines and collections and plans and am taken aback, but sooner or later i go rigth back to it.

Get a better taste for porn.

Road of wizardry and being a hermit.

I am currently in a tough situation. I am in love with a girl. She loves me too. But that's not all.

I live in Australia and she lives in America. We're both lesbians with relatively homophobic parents with no money to fly to each other.

What do?

How do i talk to a girl without coming off as cringey?

How can I not feel like I want to kill myself

Yes, go to a therapist. That's probably your best bet.

Jesus. What a terribly awful case of intractable depression, mixed with quads so you know it is real.

I'm not an M.D., but I am a pain patient; there are things you can do. Have you stayed on top of your diabetes? Are you obese? Do you have a daily routine? What antidepressants are you on?

Nothing wrong with that.

That's anxiety alright! Seek medical attention! CBT can fix that no problem.

Well, is marriage on the table? Also how old are you both?

Find ways to make yourself, happy user.

Use your words; just try not to stumble over them and try not to be too "cool"

Go to your GP or PCP! Depression is a medical disorder; go get treatment!

If he could do that, he wouldn't be depressed, Anonymous.

how am i supposed to.. WHO am i supposed to talk to. to get help? i only see people when im at work. i dont know where ''medical services'' are

Let's just say neither of us are legal yet.
We definitely do want to get married though.

See like I've tried finding hobbies like reading, vidya, hiking, etc. but it never clicks, it never feel satisfied in anything I do

Your doctor. Do you not have one? Now is a great time to get one!

Then there's nothing anyone can do; you have to wait it out.

There is if lonelyness is killing you inside.

YOLO

See like I've tried finding hobbies like reading, vidya, hiking, etc. but it never clicks, it never feel satisfied in anything I do. I haven't felt lastingly happy for years

Was just trying to help
Well then, user. I guess you should get your advice from Alice right now sense I'm not entirely trained to deal with suicidal anons.

See like I've tried finding hobbies like reading, vidya, hiking, etc. but it never clicks, it never feel satisfied in anything I do. I haven't felt lastingly happy for years.

See like I've tried finding hobbies like reading, vidya, hiking, etc. but it never clicks, it never feel satisfied in anything I do. I haven't felt lastingly happy for years man

One can always come back from the hermit style; you, of all people, should know the depths to which the heart will go to seek others, Satori.

That is anhedonia; seek medical attention post haste. It is treatable.

I know. *hugs tightly* I know. I'm not chastising you. Just trying to help you understand.

God damn copypastas

Waiting it out is going to be hard, I'd be killed if my parents found out. Do you at least have any tips?

>Okay. Why do you think such things?
Because there have been threads here and elsewhere discussing it.
Prove them wrong.
Timestamp your degrees so we can see your real name and pussy.

I have trouble maintaining eye contact (especially with girls). It is really bad. Wat do?

Treatable how?

is liking totally passable tgirls like this gay?

i dont got doctor. never been seriously sick or ... anything before. how am i supposed to get one?
cant i just get over this without one

>Have you stayed on top of your diabetes? Are you obese? Do you have a daily routine? What antidepressants are you on?

My weight fluctuates by up to 150 pounds depending on where I am in my depressive cycle. I've gained and lost weight so often that I look like a half-melted candle. No, my diabetes is not well-controlled. I'm so off-putting that doctors don't enjoy being around me, so I receive sub-standard care. A few years ago I had an abscess on my perineum which grew so large so quickly that it had to be lanced in emergency at the hospital. They sent me home without antibiotics and by the next day my balls had swollen to the size of cantaloupes. I spent the next week in hospital getting antibiotics pumped into my arm. They said I came without hours of Fournier's Gangrene -- flesh-eating bacteria of the crotch, with a survival rate of less than 30% in diabetics. All because the doctor couldn't wait to be rid of me and sent me home without antibiotics.

I'm one of 20% of people with depression considered hard-to-treat. I tried medication, I tried every kind of treatment from Freudian psychoanalysis to Ellis' Rational Emotive Therapy. None of it works. Clearly. I'm not stupid. I was a child prodigy with an IQ rated at four sigmas. At this point I've more or less consigned myself to living out my remaining time in misery. I don't expect you to be able to fix what no one else can; I guess I'm just wondering if you've any suggestions I might not already have tried, or if you've seen anyone capable of getting out from under anything worse than this.

Thanks Alice you're always there for me on Sup Forums when i need help. Thank you.

Why can't people hangout with me? I dont get it i always share what i'm given and i always care for those near me. But whenever i ask my "friends" to hang out idk get pizza (which i offer to pay for) and play vidya we grew up with they all decline.

i think i have social anxiety, i talked to my mom about going to a psychologist, maybe i can talk to she about this anyway thanks

No sorry about that I'm posting for mobile and not used to the shitty captcha that kept saying I failed it

This is a trans? Prove it

I also know that people don't have the time or will to deal with inexperienced people at that age.

have you ever heard of a cuddly sociopath
my friend dubbed me thusly

seems i need people around me,but dislike most of them

I feel the same as you

You are underage; my hands are quite tied!
But when I was underage, well, I used skype a lot with my significant other.

It helps close the distance.

There have been threads here and elsewhere defending my gender as well. I even did cosplay threads for quite a while, and will do more soon.

I don't know, I don't get the mentality.

Depends what you mean by gay.

With CBT and therapy and medication.

I would recommend seeking out a psych who can help you with immersion or exposure therapy; it's highly effective for such things.

Well, have you gotten over it so far? If not, why do you think it would work better with more time?

Its my honor.

Have you tried asking them why they seem so adverse to it? Maybe a reasonable explanation exists.

I disagree.

That sounds more like edge than sociopathy.

Not sure if existential crisis or overwhelming drug-fueled self-hatred?

Not OP but someone once called me "cruel with a boyish twist"

I think im a psychopath, enjoy being around people but I dont like most of them either.

Which medications? I do have a few suggestions, though they are not necessarily white market legal. Perhaps email me at [email protected] ?

It sounds like you absolutely need to start being your own advocate, and demanding you get respect and treatment from doctors Anonymous! You are worth more than this!

Damn man life aint fair.

I actually have but all i ever get are excuses. I don't get it tho man i get along fine with like 10% of my friends and many strangers but like all my other friends from highschool that dont have an actual life dont wanna hang out

Are you female?

why is it i beat my dick religiously but when a decent looking girl gives me the time of day in real life instead of musterin up the balls, i always feel adamant and empty on the inside

i dont know i dont want to meet new people thought of that makes me feel like imploding!
what am i gonna do...

daniel ferreira niel

psychology is bullshit. it's a fucking meme that went too far. they are literally useless money sappers.

How do I stop betrayal from being a fantasy? I've pretty much self-diagnosed that it arose as a way to fetishize that pain so it could no longer hurt me. I never used to feel this way. Normally the jealous type. I see it as wrong, but I'm still uncontrollably turned on by cuckolding.

Alright. I guess it was still worth asking. Thank you user!

I would recommend stopping the drugs in any case.

Yes.

What kind of excuses?

Because you are addicted to porn and it gave you unrealistic understandings of what sexual gratification looks like.

Turns out getting a girl is harder than typing in a URL; who knew?

Seek medical attention.

They certainly do end up being judged and are thought of as weird.

Okay. Odd that we're STEM then.

My pleasure. I'm Alice by the way.

Aren't we all?

i will just give up.

Nice to meet you Alice! I'm Rhiannon. I'll probably ask for some more advice in the future since I'm such a fucking mess, if you don't mind. Thanks again.

Psychologist = watched Frasier

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>Depends what you mean by gay.
Homosexual. Liking men.
I love women and always have, but find a tgirl like this very hot and sexy. Never been interested or attracted to a man in any way ever.

i take sertraline since a month or so. It works quite well after I increased the dose from 50 to 100mg. Only problem is I feel tired constantly and I still have absolutely no strength to get up and do anything by myself. Im pretty much a completely passive existence atm. I dont feel bad, I dont feel good, I just exist and I cant do anything ( I go out with my buddys from time to time - 1-2times a week, but other than that I just sleep and think and do nothing) I want to gather some strength again to do anything important (finally get my bachelors degree) and finally enjoy my life again, but Im not in the position to do that atm. Is it just a matter of time if I keep reflecting as objective as possible or do I need therapy?

How old are you and where do you live?

There's being quirky weird and "there's probably something wrong with them, stay away from them" weird.