So, my birthday is coming up, im allowed to ask for 1 present

So, my birthday is coming up, im allowed to ask for 1 present
Dubs decides

Mayonnaise

Pizza

A girlfriend

More mayonnaise

A tattoo of barbed wire around your neck

porn magazine.

fuckdoll

Dead cat

A young boy to fill that empty hole in your heart where your father left and never said he loved you

loli hentai doujinshi

Oh

Chastity device

Lol, op, 2tru

Male strippter

this post triggered me

Winrar

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Ask your parents to give you a swift death

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A trap.

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mom's pantsu

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18 inch dildo

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>Ask for Shit!

Enema bag

What about adobe dream weaver or a good version of photoshop

Shit from your mom's butt hole

Samefag here, you should listen to mine. It is dubs and it isn't retarded

That's free faggot. Find something better than that

Dragon dildo

Just set aside an hour and a half every other day or 2 or 3 hours. You will probably be able to make sites within a couple months.

This

Order a pair of loaded panties from an online scat goddess. Then you would literally be getting shit as a gift. I would recommend having a custom video done to accompany your girl dump.

There is a free version but it isn't full. If you want to listen to people that are telling you to ask for a toilet full of shit from people that have trouble feeding themselves by all means do.

THIS!! I ordered poop from a girl once it was awesome so hot

happy b day bfag dubs

kek

>implying i give a fuck
also its not like you can do any better autist this guy at least shitposted, what did you do?

I just love Sup Forums's idea of a nice birthday gift...

What, ordering human feces from a random girl online and having it shipped to your house?

Yep, it's heartwarming, isn't it?

You need to learn how the English language works.

I would also like to point out that your parents seemed to have let you grow up to be a fucking nigger.

Have fun working for minimum wage the rest of your life.